Saturday is soy latina

Actually, Casa would work better with Tischuana

Let's say HAUS OF IGSCHLAMPE
 
I get nipple and boob pain a lot. I'm convinced I'm dying half of my life.
 
I have zero plans this weekend, so aM planning on spending the time by giving myself various treatments and having a good old pamper alongside getting merrily PISSED.
 
NOT a euphemism. I watched a Youtube tutorial and it looked far too elaborate for this queen. :(
 
I’ve just picked up a punnet of GREENGAGE from my local Booths. The height of Saturday excitement.
 
Ive never tried one but the wikipedia page makes out like I’m going to be experiencing the height of PLUM BASED enjoyment
 
We used to have a greengage tree in the garden when I was little. Yeah they're basically green plums.
 
Greengages are lovely when they're ripe, really sweet. When I was young one of the cottages near my mum's caravan had greengage, damson and plum trees next to their garden wall. Me and my cousins used to just sit on the wall filling our faces with all of the fallen fruit.
 
Remember when MORRISONS was up north only and then they took over Safeway so we all got one. Exciting times. WANT TO FEEL OLD? ONLY 90s KIDS WILL REMEMBER!
 
We don't have a Morrissons. Nearest one is CLACTON and fuck that just for a supermarket.
 
Iguana said:
(and listening to ASFM songs)
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Don’t worry gorgeous I will be listening to every last one even though my comments once again were LESS THAN FAVOURABLE. It took all my might not to power in and give some of these CLEARLY DEAF posters a good piece of my mind. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? I could send FUCKING CHER singing The Loco-Motion and THESE PEOPLE would still have something to say. :argh:
 
Booths is a great shop, posh and northern. We go there as a treat to get nice bits. I followed it up with a splurge in M&S this morning. Full on class traitor.
 
Ms Ron is ill and asleep so I am drunk shopping, but on a wild scale. Just bid on a campervan and sent an email about a new car.
 
Mr Ag is off TEN PIN BOWLING.

I politely declined. The idea of putting my fingers in those dirty holes :ken: makes me gag.

As for the sweaty shoes...
 
We just went to the cinema for the first time since lockdown and were the only two people in the entire screen. Considering they’re showing the film (Tenet- shit, by the way) every half an hour on basically 90 percent of their screens, I fear this may be a poor week for Cineworld...
 
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