Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
What am I, at Iguana
You're royal blue, King funky
What am I, at Iguana
Including a really dodgey green when things went a bit wrong. It wasn't my finest moment.
Oops!https://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/l/4/4896.jpg?1587926320NO, you are taffy
I do fancy a new pantry. Is this a new model?pantry 200
No, I have Pantry 200+. It has a light, built-in spice rack and Wi-Fi.I do fancy a new pantry. Is this a new model?
Lovely! I'm looking for a Pantry upgrade. Temperature control is a must though, is that an available feature?No, I have Pantry 200+. It has a light, built-in spice rack and Wi-Fi.
Yes the Pantry 200+ is fully temperature controlled.Lovely! I'm looking for a Pantry upgrade. Temperature control is a must though, is that an available feature?
Excellent. One more question, can I pay in installments?Yes the Pantry 200+ is fully temperature controlled.
No, sorry we don't deal with the poor. Go back to your bread bin.Excellent. One more question, can I pay in installments?
No, sorry we don't deal with the poor. Go back to your bread bin.

I'm taking my business elsewhere.I hope the two of you can be friends!
They make gifs of mentally ill people? Nice.
I literally have forever, so that's definitely an option.I hear the Ikea Påntrï 13 is a good budget option and can be assembled in only seven weeks.
I am reluctant to vote due to the sheer dishonesty from many contestants. When this game started in April people were entering their favourite tracks, and there was a joyous atmosphere of pigs bathing in their own mess.
Now I feel like there’s a lot of calculated gameplay and it’s hard to differentiate between songs entered from the heart, and songs entered to win. From Semi 1 the only honest songs I hear are I Wanna Love You Tender and Chic, C’est La Vie. I will persevere for the memory of our dearly departed Zu-Kala (sp?)

Oooh 240/254/106 thanks!I mean... Whatever the RGB code for highlighter yellow is
Don’t listed to Ag, @Ag. Your bread bin is lovely.

I guess it can be my Saturday night's reading entertainment insteadI've got my 14, well I thought I did but there's a couple slipping out, and I don't know how to rank them! I like a good 7 or 8 but don't feel strongly enough to give any the 20
I'm sure divine intervention will figure it out and trust that they'll be inboxed by 6pm whatever decision is made
I can't do the results Saturday avoI guess it can be my Saturday night's reading entertainment instead

I think I’ll be flitting in and out on Saturday afternoon but I’ll be here for most of it, as well as the drunken post-mortem in the evening.I think the catch ups in the evening will be fun too![]()

What am I, at Iguana
@Iguana what’s my colour then? And don’t be giving me any garbage colours, I’ve suffered enough
@Iguana please tell me I’m vermillion or sunshine yellow!
@Iguana quelle couleur suis-je?
Don't think I could pick a clear favourite, there seems to be 3 distinct voting blocs going by previous contests.
The sloppy bottom ballad queens.
The chemmed up euro electro queens
...and eurgh, the STRAIGHTS.
The key to winning is a song that appeals to at least 2 of these blocs.
For example RS won the first round by appealing to both the chemmy queens and the straights, whereas DC won by appealing to the euro queens and the sloppy bottom ballad queens.
Such insights!Obviously there's smaller voting blocs of...
Those queens that send in obscure vintage rarities
and, ASIAN queens, but they're not really powerful enough to win the competition.
So I spent my evening last night (the latter part of it) listening and collating and I have now got my list.![]()
