Thursday: It’s a beast of a bar

I had a dream about my current CRUSH last night :D:eyes::shy:

(No, not you DC)
 
I had a dream where I arranged a polygamous marriage with my high school crush (who I bumped into just before lockdown. Bullet dodged) and a third I didn't even know the name of! Frau Zen nowhere to be found.

Weirdly, I have noticed that I hardly ever dream about anyone that I've met since High School. My subconscious seems stuck there.
 
ZenGiraffe said:
I had a dream where I arranged a polygamous marriage with my high school crush (who I bumped into just before lockdown. Bullet dodged) and a third I didn't even know the name of! Frau Zen nowhere to be found.
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Buried under the patio :(
 
I’m on nicotine patches so my dreams are incredibly intense, which I’m enjoying as normal life is so dull. In mine I went back in time to the 80s, and went on a cocaine binge in Rogano in Glasgow, where I found, and lost, a beautiful piece of paper which I spent hours obsessively looking for. That’s the jist of it, but it actually had 3 acts, sub-plots, minor characters, sex, deaths, the lot.
 
octophone said:
I dunno, garden shears through the eyes seems a bit off-brand. I would have thought a remark so perfectly cutting that they just gave up and willed themselves dead in a matter of seconds would have been more like it.
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I admit the sheers are unlikely. But the neighbours are certainly high on my list.
 
I'm literally being harassed by a pigeon. Three days ago little Kylie threw a bit of his toast at a pigeon in the garden. One small piece of toast. Since then it will not leave the garden, it's just sitting outside our patio door sh*tting everywhere. If I open the patio door or kitchen door it comes straight into the house.

SEND HALP PLZ
 
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Star said:
I'm literally being harassed by a pigeon. Three days ago little Kylie threw a bit of his toast at a pigeon in the garden. One small piece of toast. Since then it will not leave the garden, it's just sitting outside our patio door sh*tting everywhere. If I open the patio door or kitchen door it comes straight into the house.

SEND HALP PLZ
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Sending in @ameraal the sad pigeon to talk to it about existential dread. That should do it.
 
Star said:
I'm literally being harassed by a pigeon. Three days ago little Kylie threw a bit of his toast at a pigeon in the garden. One small piece of toast. Since then it will not leave the garden, it's just sitting outside our patio door sh*tting everywhere. If I open the patio door or kitchen door it comes straight into the house.

SEND HALP PLZ
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You need @ButterTart aka the Iguanavision Pigeon Murderer
 
My home laptop died last night so I'd no social media at home this morning.
Here's a quick rundown of events so far:
Office baby came for a visit with me (bloody criminal) but she's now office toddler. How are the little buggers so speedy?! Took my eyes off her for one second and she'd stolen my car key, house keys and all of the cupboard keys, dumped them in the bin and swiftly moved on to trashing the snowglobes in her grandma's office.
I'm having McD's for dinner.
That's it.
 
i ordered a comfy "gaming chair" last week because i wanted to feel 25 and they just called me to inform me that the package was LOST.

the universe is sending me rude signals.
 
Star said:
I'm literally being harassed by a pigeon. Three days ago little Kylie threw a bit of his toast at a pigeon in the garden. One small piece of toast. Since then it will not leave the garden, it's just sitting outside our patio door sh*tting everywhere. If I open the patio door or kitchen door it comes straight into the house.

SEND HALP PLZ
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Catch it and eat it
 
Came home from work, found the "rescue" USB for the laptop, switched on the laptop to see what it did and it's now working perfectly so I put the rescue USB away again.
 
Hurt my back assembling an exercise bike. Ironic? Yeah. Annoying? VERY.
 
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