Friday feeds four finch flying from Finland

[Kala]

MORNING

 

[Soldi]

Poor KindaCool and his shit stories

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yeah I'll take this as the daily topic. SOME QUEENS need to know their audience.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I dunno, I'm fully on board with hearing more Sharting Stories.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd prefer stories about:

Charting
ButterTarting
Martyring
Bumble Clarting
Darting
Martin
Partings

 

[octophone]

Sorry, what what what?

 

[octophone]

Ah, OK - I've just closed the other one rather than merging.

NO POO CHAT BEFORE MIDDAY PLEASE.

 

[lolly]

I'm up for a bit of shit chat any time of day to be honest, but not in the very same post where Kylie is mentioned.

 

[RS]

Is this Kala’s way of revealing his ASFM entry?

@Iguana

 

[Soldi]

 

[ButterTart]

I'd prefer stories about:

Charting
ButterTarting
Martyring
Bumble Clarting
Darting
Martin
Partings

ButterTarting is a nasty business. Go in too cavalier and you’ll end up needing stitches.

 

[SDF]

Hello loves, carrying this over from the other thread but I had such a great night with @Pingu @Suomi and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid yesterday playing board games that I’m pretty sure @Suomi made up as we went along.

 

[big ron]

Ah, OK - I've just closed the other one rather than merging.

NO POO CHAT BEFORE MIDDAY PLEASE.

Quite.

 

[Tisch]

The locked thread title looks so sad now.

 

[Lucille]

Has a daily thread ever been CANCELLED before?

 

[Tisch]

Has a daily thread ever been CANCELLED before?

It was just trying to do the right thing

 

[Kate]

All it said was ALL THREADS MATTER.

 

[Lucille]

The least we can do is give Kindacool a fucking thread.

 

[Rita]

I really do not need to read about anyone’s toilet stories.

 

[Rita]

Wait. Has @SDF moved to LONDON?

 

[octophone]

The least we can do is give Kindacool a fucking thread.

I see what you did there...

 

[Kala]

I didn’t even realise that KC had started a Daily thread. I feel so bad now!

 

[octophone]

No-one is stopping anyone from starting threads but poo chat as the opening line in daily thread is where I draw the line. Shart all you want but don't tell me about it while I'm chewing on my muesli.

 

[Lucille]

I didn’t even realise that KC had started a Daily thread. I feel so bad now!

MOVE OVER.

 

[Iguana]

Wait. Has @SDF moved to LONDON?

He's just visiting, but I note he didn't try to arrange a meet up in mine and Tisch's garden

 

[Soldi]

Ooh I remember the time I started the daily thread with a POO THEMED title.

 

[Rita]

Ooh I remember the time I started the daily thread with a POO THEMED title.

So do I.

DON’T DO IT AGAIN.

 

[Pingu]

He's just visiting, but I note he didn't try to arrange a meet up in mine and Tisch's garden

Maybe if you gave it a once over every now and then...

 

[Soldi]

So do I.

DON’T DO IT AGAIN.

I certainly LEARNT MY LESSON that day

I mean people that never post in the daily thread were popping in to complain. I don’t think I’ve dared to start one since

 

[Rita]

Does Suomi have a beautiful outside space akin to The Secret Garden?

 

[Rita]

I certainly LEARNT MY LESSON that day

I mean people that never post in the daily thread were popping in to complain. I don’t think I’ve dated to start one since

GOOD. It was absolutely VILE.

 

[ButterTart]

No-one is stopping anyone from starting threads but poo chat as the opening line in daily thread is where I draw the line. Shart all you want but don't tell me about it while I'm chewing on my muesli.

So Soldi’s daily thread that time with the graphic and accurate description of DC’s shite-encrusted beard was quite beyond the pale, then?

 

[Lucille]

As if Rita wouldn’t let DC bury his shitty beard into the extremities of her hole.

 

[ButterTart]

He's just visiting, but I note he didn't try to arrange a meet up in mine and Tisch's garden

Visits to gardens are quite like weddings, in that people would gladly turn up if they were actually invited...

 

[Soldi]

At least I wasn’t referencing my own BOWEL MOVEMENTS

 

[Soldi]

Visits to gardens are quite like weddings, in that people would gladly turn up if they were actually invited...

Oh did your invite not arrive? I got the bonus disc of they’re rendition of “If That Were Me” along with the invite.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh did your invite not arrive? I got the bonus disc of their rendition of “If That Were Me” along with the invite.

I lent them £32,000,000 so they could make that bank statement look as realistic as possible, and yet as soon as I want an excuse to wear a fascinator they’re like ‘ooh, we’ve never actually met you’.

 

[Dark Carnival]

So Soldi’s daily thread that time with the graphic and accurate description of DC’s shite-encrusted beard was quite beyond the pale, then?

Oh dear not that SHITE again

 

[Rita]

As if Rita wouldn’t let DC bury his shitty beard into the extremities of her hole.

He can keep his SHITTY BEARD for Soldi. Thanks all the same, my love.

 

[Dark Carnival]

As if Rita wouldn’t let DC bury his shitty beard into the extremities of her hole.

I love our Rita and everything but I would really rather we tried stilettos and had a manicure together.