A Song For Moopy: Iguana edition - THE RESULTS!

[AGinAg (37)]

Thanks @Iguana. Fab tight show.

 

[dUb]

Congrats @OutSynk!! And well done Iggy on a fabulously run, exciting event

Thank you to all my (handful of) lovely voters and of course the non-voters for my position of thirty three which as a dUbliner is rather appropriate. I look forward to trying again in a future contest but for now...

TRALALALA WHEN YOU PLAY THAT DRUM
TRALALALA HE GO BOOM BOOM BOOM
GOT ME DANCIN' LIKE A ZUM ZUM ZUM
YEAH HE GOT ME LIKE O-OH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Happy with 11th!

 

[ButterTart]

I’m in the top 10 and voted for 8 of the other 9!

@OutSynk RICHLY deserved win.

 

[Tisch]

AH. MAH. ZING.

Condragulations @OutSynk! Yours was a favourite of mine from start to finish and I'm very happy it won.

@Iguana this has been run EXQUISITELY.

19 COB Ethiopia - Kelela - LMK 89
20 ZenGiraffe Korean Peninsula - Orange Caramel - 까탈레나 (Catallena) 87
21 Iguana Suriname - L.E.J - La dalle 86
22 Tisch Bougainville - Dream Wife - Sports! 78

Aww look at Moopy's power couples comfortably mid table together!

Commiserations to @ZenGiraffe's hole/cock (delete as appropriate)

 

[Iguana]

This has been HUGE FUN for me to host and I've SO loved getting to know your songs, all of which I genuinely love. You've been amazing contestants!

@OutSynk well done again, a very worthy winner!

 

[Iguana]

Thanks @Iguana. Fab tight show.

Apart from all the unforgivable fuck-ups today But thanks!

 

[jivafox]

Yes well done Ig. Exceptionally ran!

 

[ButterTart]

@Iguana this has been an amazing couple of weeks. You’re my favourite member of #teamtischguana to have given me less than 20 points.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Commiserations to @ZenGiraffe's hole/cock (delete as appropriate)

I'm sure I can make it work for me.

 

[Iguana]

When the votes were coming on, it was so clear @OutSynk was going to win that I didn't know how on earth to make it exciting.

Sorry @Ill Advised and @BoysForSeles for using you like @Lucille on a Friday night (and Saturday to Thursday nights)

 

[ButterTart]

Apart from all the unforgivable fuck-ups today But thanks!

Minor speed bumps, it’s been mint.

 

[Indie]

Good work Iggy. Excellent work hosting, apart from the spreadsheet skillz.

I predicted 26th, so 25th is fine

 

[Pingu]

Congrats @OutSynk - a worthy winner and actually a REALLY solid top three in the end. They all scored highly with me.

Happy with 15th place considering a) it’s my first ever ASFM (to reach completion) and b) what a pile of absolute TOOT I sent. Glad it found an audience though.

And thank you so much @Iguana for putting everything together and for persevering through what were actually pretty minor gremlins for the rest of us but must have seemed like an utter shitemare from where you were sitting.

Have another beer or ten and relax.

 

[Iguana]

@Tisch mentioned this but it is so funny:

19 COB
20 ZenGiraffe
21 Iguana
22 Tisch

 

[OutSynk]

THANK YOU to everybody who voted for Parade of Planets. So proud of Moopy for actually having TASTE.

Also a huge thank you to @Iguana for such an amazing show. You clearly gave your EVERYTHING.

Here's me and Laura (in the background) sending our love.

 

[dUb]

When the votes were coming on, it was so clear @OutSynk was going to win that I didn't know how on earth to make it exciting.

Sorry @Ill Advised and @BoysForSeles for using you like @Lucille on a Friday night (and Saturday to Thursday nights)

It really seemed like the winner came out of nowhere! V unpredictable for the majority, jolly good job!

 

[ButterTart]

21 Iguana Suriname - L.E.J - La dalle 86
22 Tisch Bougainville - Dream Wife - Sports! 78

It’s good that this happened for the sake of avoiding a bitter argument that will lead to me losing the deposit on a Breville Pie Magic, but Iguana should have been well higher.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Totally stoked with third place!! Thanks for everyone

loved my song very Kim Wilde I thought and then looked it up and it was written by Marty Wilde

Congrats to @OutSynk mu favourite song by some distance and only one I’ve kept so thanks for bringing it in to my life

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’m in the top 10 and voted for 8 of the other 9!

@OutSynk RICHLY deserved win.

I’m boycotting the next Dance Anthems for that. Or will log out and browse as a guest.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Tisch mentioned this but it is so funny:

19 COB
20 ZenGiraffe
21 Iguana
22 Tisch

Soundtrack for our swinging party sorted then.

 

[ButterTart]

Not to blow my load too early, but I’d like numbers 1-7 to have first refusal before I commit to hosting the excellent and iconic A Song for Moopy: UnderCOVER.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m boycotting the next Dance Anthems for that. Or will log out and browse as a guest.

Oh you also deserved to be top ten, no doubt.

 

[Iguana]

How many 20s the songs received:

OutSynk Belarus - Parade of Planets - Où est ton amour? - 4
Lucille Cayman Islands - Danny L Harle - 1UL - 5
Ill Advised Banc Du Geyser - Nina - Runaway - 3
BoysForSeles East Germany - Hayley Mary - Like A Woman Should - 1
David_5000 Hawaii - Highasakite - Can I Be Forgiven - 2
Music Colombia - Alex Metric & Jacques Lu Cont (Featuring Malin) - Safe With You - 0
funky Spain - Kira - If It Makes You Feel Better - 4
ButterTart Genosha - SawanoHiroyuki[nZk]:Tielle - Cage - 1
Kalabaliken Finland - Erika Vikman - Syntisten pöytä - 1
jivafox Northern Mariana Islands - Countess Luann - Chic C’est La Vie - 1
Ag Greenland - Lykke Li - Gunshot (The Shoes vs San Zhi Remix) - 1
Win_the_game Curaçao - Firefox AK - Heart of Mine - 1
Kate United Kingdom - Shygirl - BB - 0
Raining On Me French Southern and Antarctic Lands - Carpenter Brut - Turbo Killer - 2
Pingu Slovakia - Twiins - Latino Love - 0
Chlammy The Aran Island of Inishmore - The Secret Sisters - He's Fine - 1
Superstylin' Australia - Peta & The Wolves - Blind - 0
SDF Saint Helena - Donna Missal - Slow Motion - 0
COB Ethiopia - Kelela - LMK - 1
ZenGiraffe Korean Peninsula - Orange Caramel - 까탈레나 (Catallena) - 1
Iguana Suriname - L.E.J - La dalle - 0
Tisch Bougainville - Dream Wife - Sports! - 1
Nancy Italy - Alexia - Goodbye - 0
octophone New New Zealand - Penfriend - Everything Looks Normal In The Sunshine - 1
Indie Dutch East Indies - Alestorm - Drink - 1
Soldi Cape Verde - Mayra Andrade - Afeto - 0
NonEvent The Ancient Kingdom of Babylonia - ZEE MACHINE - Stealing Candy - 0
ZZ Turkmenistan - Melina Kana - Milo Gia Sena - 1
Diddy China - Alexandros - Wataridori (Migratory Bird) - 0
dmlaw Guatemala - False Lights - Babylon - 1
Beryl Aruba - Leikeli47 - Wash & Set - 0
RaspberrySwirl Free Territory of Trieste - Lonely Dear - Humbug - 0
dUb Paraná - Now United - Paraná - 0
Rita Bhutan - Oliver Heldens & Kiko Bun - Break This Habit- 0
Jacques Venus - Raini Rodriguez - Living Your Dreams- 0
Rhythmbarbican Pakistan - Swet Shop Boys - Tiger Hologram- 0
jyxz Bolivia - Acus - Peluche Peligroso- 0
cwej Antigua and Barbuda - TooManyLeftHands f/Layth - Can't Get To You (Summer Edit) - 1
Mugatu United States of America - Maren Morris - The Bones- 0
straightorbroken Japan - Nokko - I Will Catch You- 0
Suomi Chromatica - Armi Ja Danny - I Wanna Love You Tender- 0

 

[L. Põldvere]

I hear on chat lounge grapevine that dear little @OutSynk and best Esthonian in world apart from me win Grand Prix Chanson du Song Contest Iguana with much wonderful song and pop in for MUCH CONGRATULATIONS!

 

[BoysForSeles]

When the votes were coming on, it was so clear @OutSynk was going to win that I didn't know how on earth to make it exciting.

Sorry @Ill Advised and @BoysForSeles for using you like @Lucille on a Friday night (and Saturday to Thursday nights)

Oh that’s fine, I’m used to it. I was leading the @Ag and @Soldi versions too at one point before the fall so knew it was coming. 4th is 33 places higher than I expected with a song that’s not overly typical for such a contest. I’m glad some people now know and like it too.

Great job Iguana and the DDR need to up their drugs programme just a little clearly.

 

[RS]

Congratulatoins @OutSynk and thank you @Iguana this has been great fun!

And fantastic results in general

 

[Iguana]

Average scores (of votes actually received by each song. Ordered by placing):

OutSynk Belarus - Parade of Planets - Où est ton amour? 14.45455
Lucille Cayman Islands - Danny L Harle - 1UL 12.04545
Ill Advised Banc Du Geyser - Nina - Runaway 10.04
BoysForSeles East Germany - Hayley Mary - Like A Woman Should 10.04762
David_5000 Hawaii - Highasakite - Can I Be Forgiven 10.42105
Music Colombia - Alex Metric & Jacques Lu Cont (Featuring Malin) - Safe With You 8.727273
funky Spain - Kira - If It Makes You Feel Better 8.304348
ButterTart Genosha - SawanoHiroyuki[nZk]:Tielle - Cage 10.22222
Kalabaliken Finland - Erika Vikman - Syntisten pöytä 9.555556
jivafox Northern Mariana Islands - Countess Luann - Chic C’est La Vie 9.444444
Ag Greenland - Lykke Li - Gunshot (The Shoes vs San Zhi Remix) 10.6
Win_the_game Curaçao - Firefox AK - Heart of Mine 7.227273
Kate United Kingdom - Shygirl - BB 9.058824
Raining On Me French Southern and Antarctic Lands - Carpenter Brut - Turbo Killer 8.941176
Pingu Slovakia - Twiins - Latino Love 7.529412
Chlammy The Aran Island of Inishmore - The Secret Sisters - He's Fine 10.2
Superstylin' Australia - Peta & The Wolves - Blind 8.333333
SDF Saint Helena - Donna Missal - Slow Motion 9.3
COB Ethiopia - Kelela - LMK 8.9
ZenGiraffe Korean Peninsula - Orange Caramel - 까탈레나 (Catallena) 7.25
Iguana Suriname - L.E.J - La dalle 6.615385
Tisch Bougainville - Dream Wife - Sports! 11.14286
Nancy Italy - Alexia - Goodbye 7.6
octophone New New Zealand - Penfriend - Everything Looks Normal In The Sunshine 9.125
Indie Dutch East Indies - Alestorm - Drink 8.75
Soldi Cape Verde - Mayra Andrade - Afeto 7
NonEvent The Ancient Kingdom of Babylonia - ZEE MACHINE - Stealing Candy 7.444444
ZZ Turkmenistan - Melina Kana - Milo Gia Sena 13.2
Diddy China - Alexandros - Wataridori (Migratory Bird) 6.4
dmlaw Guatemala - False Lights - Babylon 12
Beryl Aruba - Leikeli47 - Wash & Set 5.333333
RaspberrySwirl Free Territory of Trieste - Lonely Dear - Humbug 7
dUb Paraná - Now United - Paraná 8.2
Rita Bhutan - Oliver Heldens & Kiko Bun - Break This Habit 5
Jacques Venus - Raini Rodriguez - Living Your Dreams 5.6
Rhythmbarbican Pakistan - Swet Shop Boys - Tiger Hologram 4.2
jyxz Bolivia - Acus - Peluche Peligroso 3.5
cwej Antigua and Barbuda - TooManyLeftHands f/Layth - Can't Get To You (Summer Edit) -2.41667
Mugatu United States of America - Maren Morris - The Bones -2.75
straightorbroken Japan - Nokko - I Will Catch You -3.30769
Suomi Chromatica - Armi Ja Danny - I Wanna Love You Tender -4.9

 

[OutSynk]

Also I highly recommend looking into the rest of Parade of Planets discography. Dearly departed Zu-Klara literally declared Verona creator Sven Lõhmus DEAD after hearing these melodies:

 

[ButterTart]

Average scores (of votes actually received. Ordered by placing):

OutSynk Belarus - Parade of Planets - Où est ton amour? 14.45455
Lucille Cayman Islands - Danny L Harle - 1UL 12.04545
Ill Advised Banc Du Geyser - Nina - Runaway 10.04
BoysForSeles East Germany - Hayley Mary - Like A Woman Should 10.04762
David_5000 Hawaii - Highasakite - Can I Be Forgiven 10.42105
Music Colombia - Alex Metric & Jacques Lu Cont (Featuring Malin) - Safe With You 8.727273
funky Spain - Kira - If It Makes You Feel Better 8.304348
ButterTart Genosha - SawanoHiroyuki[nZk]:Tielle - Cage 10.22222
Kalabaliken Finland - Erika Vikman - Syntisten pöytä 9.555556
jivafox Northern Mariana Islands - Countess Luann - Chic C’est La Vie 9.444444
Ag Greenland - Lykke Li - Gunshot (The Shoes vs San Zhi Remix) 10.6
Win_the_game Curaçao - Firefox AK - Heart of Mine 7.227273
Kate United Kingdom - Shygirl - BB 9.058824
Raining On Me French Southern and Antarctic Lands - Carpenter Brut - Turbo Killer 8.941176
Pingu Slovakia - Twiins - Latino Love 7.529412
Chlammy The Aran Island of Inishmore - The Secret Sisters - He's Fine 10.2
Superstylin' Australia - Peta & The Wolves - Blind 8.333333
SDF Saint Helena - Donna Missal - Slow Motion 9.3
COB Ethiopia - Kelela - LMK 8.9
ZenGiraffe Korean Peninsula - Orange Caramel - 까탈레나 (Catallena) 7.25
Iguana Suriname - L.E.J - La dalle 6.615385
Tisch Bougainville - Dream Wife - Sports! 11.14286
Nancy Italy - Alexia - Goodbye 7.6
octophone New New Zealand - Penfriend - Everything Looks Normal In The Sunshine 9.125
Indie Dutch East Indies - Alestorm - Drink 8.75
Soldi Cape Verde - Mayra Andrade - Afeto 7
NonEvent The Ancient Kingdom of Babylonia - ZEE MACHINE - Stealing Candy 7.444444
ZZ Turkmenistan - Melina Kana - Milo Gia Sena 13.2
Diddy China - Alexandros - Wataridori (Migratory Bird) 6.4
dmlaw Guatemala - False Lights - Babylon 12
Beryl Aruba - Leikeli47 - Wash & Set 5.333333
RaspberrySwirl Free Territory of Trieste - Lonely Dear - Humbug 7
dUb Paraná - Now United - Paraná 8.2
Rita Bhutan - Oliver Heldens & Kiko Bun - Break This Habit 5
Jacques Venus - Raini Rodriguez - Living Your Dreams 5.6
Rhythmbarbican Pakistan - Swet Shop Boys - Tiger Hologram 4.2
jyxz Bolivia - Acus - Peluche Peligroso 3.5
cwej Antigua and Barbuda - TooManyLeftHands f/Layth - Can't Get To You (Summer Edit) -2.41667
Mugatu United States of America - Maren Morris - The Bones -2.75
straightorbroken Japan - Nokko - I Will Catch You -3.30769
Suomi Chromatica - Armi Ja Danny - I Wanna Love You Tender -4.9

Oh my God, number porn.

 

[Nancy]

21 Iguana Suriname - L.E.J - La dalle 86
22 Tisch Bougainville - Dream Wife - Sports! 78
23 Nancy Italy - Alexia - Goodbye 76

I’m taking this as an invitation to become the Derrick Barry of this throuple.

 

[Iguana]

Oh my God, number porn.

It doesn't take into account people who didn't vote for each song so it's pretty skewed

 

[Soldi]

THANK YOU @Iguana

 

[Iguana]

So is @OutSynk running the next one next week??

 

[OutSynk]

So is @OutSynk running the next one next week??

Yes, it will be an Eastern European chemsex bangers only affair.

 

[Nancy]

Yes, it will be an Eastern European chemsex bangers only affair.

I’m so there!

 

[SDF]

Yes, it will be an Eastern European chemsex bangers only affair.

https://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/l/4/4896.jpg?1587926320

 

[Iguana]

@Indie Nearly 4,000 posts in the ASFM threads since 6pm on Thursday

 

[Iguana]

Also @OutSynk sorry I can't mail your prize overseas

 

[OutSynk]

https://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/l/4/4896.jpg?1587926320

Don't worry luv, you can just lie there with your butt towards the ceiling, we'll do the rest.