Monday stars in “Indecent Discharge”

I wish mine would get evacuated. Forced into a office for two mandatory days a week :evil: Not on when weather is this good
Oh excuse me you’re complaining about working THREE days A WEEK from home? To me, who was only allowed three days from home during the ENTIRE lockdown period? :eyes:
 
Oh excuse me you’re complaining about working THREE days A WEEK from home? To me, who was only allowed three days from home during the ENTIRE lockdown period? :eyes:
Yes but you know YOU LOVE IT
Some weeks it is one day a week :D
I actually quite like a bit of normality tbh.
 
I'm doing a course these coming weeks. coughing person in my designated group this morning: "don't worry, it's not corona. it's just the flu." :manson:
 
For anyone interested in my throat injury saga of recent days. Well the issue has now been resolved.

As I was in bed last night, I was coughing again and brought up... a pea! Yes, my initial theory that something had got stuck in my sinus was correct!

How fucking weird.

@Star
 
For anyone interested in my throat injury saga of recent. Well the issue has now been resolved.

As I was in bed last night, I coughed again and brought up... a pea! Yes, my initial theory that something had got stuck in my sinus was correct!

@Star

I'll never think of The Princess and the Pea in the same way again. Glad it's resolved!
 
Spent the weekend sleeping in a van and now I have no desire to sit in the house all day. Might just bugger off again.
 
For anyone interested in my throat injury saga of recent days. Well the issue has now been resolved.

As I was in bed last night, I was coughing again and brought up... a pea! Yes, my initial theory that something had got stuck in my sinus was correct!

How fucking weird.

@Star

I feel your pain, I had a piece of corn up there somewhere on more than one occasion, it’s awful. I love corn too, it was such a betrayal
 
I'm not even too bothered about peas, but Chinese takeaways are everything to me. So that was hurtful.
 
Some of us have been working in a hospital with no PPE for MONTHS
 
Apparently it's going to get up to 30 degrees today :shock:

I can attempt to top up my tan before my holiday in 6 days gets cancelled
 
I think most Fray Bentos products likely have anus in them. Definite lips and arsehole "meat" in there.
 
OK, I've ran that one into the ground. Going for a hose-down and then a walk.
 
There's a satisfying amount of MALE FLESH on display everywhere today
 
I think I’m the only person in all of Manchester wearing shorts today.
 
Apparently it's going to get up to 30 degrees today :shock:

I can attempt to top up my tan before my holiday in 6 days gets cancelled
So here I am laying in the park and suddenly eleventy billion squawking French brats turn up and start lobbing frisbees around and shit. UGH KILL
 
I think I might retire outside and do some stuff. I've got a tree full of apples if anyone hungry?
 

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