Wednesday charges £500 for an autograph

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Fine, I'll do it for £100 and a promise you won't dob me in to Covid Sherrif Star :shock:

I'm finding it very hard to get out of bed today. I've taken Friday off, but that feels really far away just now :(
 
I really thought about how 6 months ago it was nearly impossible to buy toilet paper. That seems like a long time ago :zombie:

MORNING!
 
Iguana said:
I really thought about how 6 months ago it was nearly impossible to buy toilet paper. That seems like a long time ago :zombie:

MORNING!
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I’m getting ready again, I’m picking up one handsoap with every shop
 
COB said:
Fine, I'll do it for £100 and a promise you won't dob me in to Covid Sherrif Star :shock:

I'm finding it very hard to get out of bed today. I've taken Friday off, but that feels really far away just now :(
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omg somehow I forgot about COVID :D what a shame
 
Weve got a load of pulses from last time but we’ll start eating them more as it gets cooler.
 
I’ve been awake since 5am. Got up at 6 to send some emails to America even though they wont get read for 12 hours
 
Oh fuck, is it 'amusing' categories? One made up for everyone so it's FAIR? Do you have to give speeches?

My arsehole is clenching (and not in the good way) just thinking about it.
 
The OLD ME would have been laughing and may have mentioned it in passing to a colleague at work.

The NEW ME realises that makes it dangerously likely that some fucking twat in the office would think it's a good idea.
 
lolly said:
Oh fuck, is it 'amusing' categories? One made up for everyone so it's FAIR? Do you have to give speeches?

My arsehole is clenching (and not in the good way) just thinking about it.
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You couldn’t swipe a credit card between my cheeks ever since they told us about it. I can hear cackling so I assume they’re comedy categories, and I’ve heard my name mentioned so I assume I was nominated for something. There are people sat in the office wearing fancy gloves and fucking tiaras.
 
The traffic in London has been horrendous recently, I presume as people are driving to work?
 
lolly said:
The OLD ME would have been laughing and may have mentioned it in passing to a colleague at work.

The NEW ME realises that makes it dangerously likely that some fucking twat in the office would think it's a good idea.
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I’ve had my certificate through. I won the award for ‘gentle giant’.
I’m the only person in the office who clears six foot and I’m most known for my anti-government rants and aggressively pro-union stance, so it’s almost as if they couldn’t think of anything worthwhile to say about me. Glad all the work I’ve done keeping the place running in the last six months has been acknowledged.
 
Lucille said:
The traffic in London has been horrendous recently, I presume as people are driving to work?
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Yeah, it's slowed right up here. Still on the bus myself and am going to be late. I would say I've overslept, but it's more a case of I just couldn't be arsed to get up.

I think on some level I'm passive aggressively forcing my manager to challenge me about it. I've got six fucking months of rage to unleash.
 
Half an hour late which means I’ll have to skip that first half hour where I do fuck all but have a coffee and read the news.
 
Ok BRB guys I’m going to throw my phone into the sun because the guy I thought I was dating is being such a FUCKING SHITTY FUCK ARSE and I’m really at the end of my tether
 
Morning. I'm off to get a needle jabbed in my face many times over. A gold needle, no less.
 
ButterTart said:
I’ve had my certificate through. I won the award for ‘gentle giant’.
I’m the only person in the office who clears six foot and I’m most known for my anti-government rants and aggressively pro-union stance, so it’s almost as if they couldn’t think of anything worthwhile to say about me. Glad all the work I’ve done keeping the place running in the last six months has been acknowledged.
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I hate cutesy work things with a passion. My old place had one particular woman absolutely obsessed with running "coffee mornings" and she always went so overboard and made everyone dress up. I'd have gotten away if it I didn't happen to sit in her vicinity.
 
Tisch said:
I hate cutesy work things with a passion. My old place had one particular woman absolutely obsessed with running "coffee mornings" and she always went so overboard and made everyone dress up. I'd have gotten away if it I didn't happen to sit in her vicinity.
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We had ‘coffee roulette’ here for a bit, where you put your name in a hat and were randomly allocated someone to go and have a cup of coffee with.
It was supposed to give us chance to talk to people we might not have talked to much otherwise but the very idea of it brings me out in a sweat. Just horrible.
 
ButterTart said:
We had ‘coffee roulette’ here for a bit, where you put your name in a hat and were randomly allocated someone to go and have a cup of coffee with.
It was supposed to give us chance to talk to people we might not have talked to much otherwise but the very idea of it brings me out in a sweat. Just horrible.
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Absolutely NOT.
 
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