I know it's up for me (If you steal my Thursday)

I'm treating myself to cheesy spaghetti hoops for breakfast as I have to take Mum to the hospital/ continue spring cleaning my parents kitchen this morning, before lunch with a very depressed friend, a PT session, an online awards ceremony for which my new job company is nominated and then a 2 hour video call with my new partners to try and work out what I'm actually going to do when I start working next week.

MORNING
 
Sheena said:
I'm treating myself to cheesy spaghetti hoops for breakfast as I have to take Mum to the hospital/ continue spring cleaning my parents kitchen this morning, before lunch with a very depressed friend, a PT session, an online awards ceremony for which my new job company is nominated and then a 2 hour video call with my new partners to try and work out what I'm actually going to do when I start working next week.

MORNING
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Spaghetti hoops are the perfect start to such a busy day. Or spaghetti with those little sausages in.
 
This spaghetti hoops for breakfast talk!

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Ms Ron is mad at me and slamming doors because shes ill.
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Sheena said:
I'm treating myself to cheesy spaghetti hoops for breakfast as I have to take Mum to the hospital/ continue spring cleaning my parents kitchen this morning, before lunch with a very depressed friend, a PT session, an online awards ceremony for which my new job company is nominated and then a 2 hour video call with my new partners to try and work out what I'm actually going to do when I start working next week.

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I feel like I've done a day's work just reading this post.
 
I fucking love a spaghetti hoop. At any time of day.
 
But fuck Heinz- they’re watery as shit. Tesco’s cheap brand wins for me :disco:
 
Morning! It’s my first full day in London.

I’ve got a flat viewing this evening :disco:
 
There seems to be some ALLERGENS in the air this morning. I have woken up with a sniffle and my patch of eczema across my little finger has just started acting red and angry. Pray 4 me.
 
Work intranet has gone down for god knows how long, so already been to the gym. I may clean the house. Or just do fuck all
 
I'm having egg on toast for breakfast. I need to try and get some kind of food control back after putting on 1.5 stone in the last year. So back on Slimming world.
 
It’s weird because I haven’t smoked or drank for a week so I’ve been sleeping very well, maybe my body has finally HAD ENOUGH.
 
OH. GOD.

Went to the loo. Sorted myself out and sat down. Got my phone out. It rang. This is unusual.

It was the hospital looking to reschedule my cancelled appointment, which was meant to be in November. Ah, OK, sure. No problem.

But remember: I'm sitting down on the lav.

I farted. Loudly. It resonated. There was an audible smile in the woman's voice.

I am absolutely affronted. :shy: :shy: :shy:
 
I had a very disrupted night's sleep. Lots of vivid dreams about people trying to break in and I think some sleep paralysis where I was trying to scream out and couldn't. My fitbit seems to have given me a GOOD sleep score though.

The other night I also very vividly dreamed about witnessing a PLANE CRASH which had an (ex- :eyes:) Moopy member on it. It wasn't just the sight I remember physically FEELING the same emptiness you probably would feel if you genuinely did witness something like that...
 
octophone said:
OH. GOD.

Went to the loo. Sorted myself out and sat down. Got my phone out. It rang. This is unusual.

It was the hospital looking to reschedule my cancelled appointment, which was meant to be in November. Ah, OK, sure. No problem.

But remember: I'm sitting down on the lav.

I farted. Loudly. It resonated. There was an audible smile in the woman's voice.

I am absolutely affronted. :shy: :shy: :shy:
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:D! Just own it when you go to your appointment.
 
Tisch said:
I had a very disrupted night's sleep. Lots of vivid dreams about people trying to break in and I think some sleep paralysis where I was trying to scream out and couldn't. My fitbit seems to have given me a GOOD sleep score though.

The other night I also very vividly dreamed about witnessing a PLANE CRASH which had an (ex- :eyes:) Moopy member on it. It wasn't just the sight I remember physically FEELING the same emptiness you probably would feel if you genuinely did witness something like that...
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Weirdly, I also dreamt about a plane crash last night, except it was about some Eastern European politicians whose plane got sucked into a whirlwind.

I also dreamt that I recorded my Moopy karaoke entry on a coach full of supporters on the way to a Nuneaton Borough game, and every time I pressed someone’s head they’d sing the next line. No idea what the song was.
 
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I dream about plane crashes, and planes bombing us constantly. Apparently it's a stress related thing.
 
Tisch said:
I love a good fart story as much as the next man by why on earth did your brain not say "maybe hold this one in yeah octy?" :D
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Hey, I was in a compromised position! I didn't think "hmm, I reckon I can just sneak this one out" and then panicked when my arse did its best "Miles Davis 1972" impression - it was as much a surprise to me as it was to her.
 
Hey loves. I can’t stop SNEEZING. I usually get Autumn hay fever so it’s not all that unusual but obviously because of what is going on a slight sniffle makes me question my life.
 
When I sneeze it makes my eyes water, and I am still awaiting a delivery for some waterproof mascara which was meant to be here on TUESDAY.

Remember all this when you think you are going through a hard time yourself. :(
 
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