The Guardian Ranks Kylie’s Best 30 Singles

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Interesting that it’s Alexis Petridis and not just some gay doing it for free (sorry VoR).

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/sep/24/kylies-30-greatest-singles-ranked

Interesting but that number one is a seemingly too obvious choice in a list that is actually quite leftfield, but then always was going to be.

I will still never understand anyone who thinks What Do I Have To Do sits outside the top ten, but glad to see it recognised nonetheless, but 2 Hearts that high? EASE UP!
 
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I rather like reading a different take and perspective on things and we could of course argue the toss for any ranking to the high heavens, no matter who did it :D

Do I need to reassess I Was Gonna Cancel and Better Than Today though? Instinct tells me I really don't.
 
I love that the last sentence in regards to the number 1 is "a single only the terminally joyless could fail to enjoy" when as far as I'm aware most fans/gays kind of HATE IT!

The number 1 is SPINNING AROUND!
 
I don’t hate the number one, and at the time it TOTALLY served its purpose, but the follow up was when I really got back on board and realised it was more than a novelty, which said number one (oh fuck it, this is a discussion thread) / Spinning Around felt a bit like at the time.
 
I like I Was Gonna Cancel but it shouldn’t be near this list. Better Than Today is great, I’ve never understood the hatred, but again, I don’t necessarily feel it would make my top 30...
 
I've always found SA to be rather nifty and completely serviceable if a tad perfunctory. My appreciation grew when I heard a bootleg I'm sure she did and it boosted its charge immeasurably. It wouldn't be in my top 20 though that's for sure.
 
I love Spinning Around, both for what it did for her and for the tune itself. It fizzes away and squeal at the "do you like what you see" bit.

And she mostly doesn’t bother singing that but live ANYWAY!
 
To be fair I personally HATE Spinning Around, I think it's a load of cheap shit DESPITE what it did for her career - so my bias is CLEARLY shining through in this discussion :D I would have expected Slow to be The Guardians number 1 Kylie pick tbh

In other news, it was nice to see the Fischerspooner remix of CIMW get a shout out :disco:
 
But Alexis Petridis hates Kylie (he has pretty much admitted it in the past). Where is Laura Snapes when you need her?
 
I think it’s a good list to be fair. The problem for me doing a Kylie list is that I’ve heard some of the iconic hits so many times I could happily not hear them again and so they wouldn’t feature on my list even though I adore(d) them.
 
I think it’s a good list to be fair. The problem for me doing a Kylie list is that I’ve heard some of the iconic hits so many times I could happily not hear them again and so they wouldn’t feature on my list even though I adore(d) them.
That's always the case with me. I generally don't dislike an artist's biggies but also never play them, so don't include them in my rankings :D
 
I don’t hate the #1, but I literally never actively seek to listen to it. Even at the time I thought it was such a nothing track. It’s a Paula Abdul cast-off for feck sake! If it wasn’t for those gold hotpants, I’m confident it wouldn’t have been such a big hit.
 

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