Name change poll

[dUb]

If certain other treasured members are allowed an identity makeover ever 4-5 days, Barnacle is too.

 

[Jark]

I refuse to call him BARNACLE

It sounds like a quarterly magazine for men who fix CLOCKS

 

[GNL]

People will adapt and grow to love the new me (Barnacle).

You know, this name change might be controversial, but I think it might stick.

 

[Generic Account]

Jark can call me Barney for short.

If it doesn't work then I'll concede to death, detach myself from my host's body (Moopy) and fall into the ocean.

 

[Generic Account]

(I Googled 'how do barnacles die')

 

[HeLikedTurner]

I'm too late to vote, but I'd have gone for Regal Angelfish for sure. Does that win now???

 

[Pingu]

Yes I’d like to withdraw my wasted vote for Clam and throw my weight behind Regal Angelfish too.

 

[Generic Account]

I'm sorry guys, too late!

 

[Pingu]

I'm sorry guys, too late!

Not while your name is still Chlammy it isn’t.

 

[HeLikedTurner]

I feel DISENFRANCHISED.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION NOW!

 

[Pingu]

Can we at least have a 24-hour run-off between Regal Angelfish and the frankly DREADFUL Barnacle?

 

[Jark]

yes please.

if Barnacle wins I'll press the secret button and have Chlammy assassinated by the jellyfish mafia.

 

[SDF]

This poll is tighter than SDF before she loosens up her hole

so many topics about my gaping hole

 

[SDF]

Disappointed I didn’t get to vote

 

[Generic Account]

Can we at least have a 24-hour run-off between Regal Angelfish and the frankly DREADFUL Barnacle?

No. It's been two weeks.

And Regal Angelfish doesn't feel as personal.

 

[Generic Account]

Frankly I'd settle for Whelk over Regal Angelfish.

Or the underrated Cockle.

 

[Iguana]

Frankly I'm surprised that only @Beverley went for the option with "cock" in it

 

[L. Põldvere]

How about ANGEL? Ange or Angie for short, Angle when you’re in chains, be this literally or metaphorically. Endless possibilities!

 

[Iguana]

Angel actually suits @Chlammy QUITE WELL

(or so he's led us to believe)

 

[Pingu]

yes please.

if Barnacle wins I'll press the secret button and have Chlammy assassinated by the jellyfish mafia.

Finish your fucking pop divas vote.

 

[L. Põldvere]

Of course, with the recent tragic death of Moopylite (AGAIN!), Lindy Loveflaps and Kim Swan née Bellon are now available as name options but I’ve never had @Chlammy down as a Kim

NICE FLAPS THOUGH

 

[Soldi]

How about ANGEL? Ange or Angie for short, Angle when you’re in chains, be this literally or metaphorically. Endless possibilities!

Don’t worry. If he doesn’t pick it, then it can be your name next week.

 

[L. Põldvere]

Angel actually suits @Chlammy QUITE WELL

(or so he's led us to believe)

I agree! CLOSE POLL NOW PLS

 

[big ron]

Its your name and that but Barnacle is properly shit. Chlammy has HISTORY.

 

[big ron]

Not that I can recall how you ended up with that name, other than it being short for chlamydia

 

[Iguana]

@Pingu did NOT come to play to today!

 

[big ron]

But still, this is like the muslims trying to ban Christmas!!!!11!!!

 

[Jark]

It doesn't sit right with me that after all these years Chlammy is suddenly insecure enough about his name to demand it changed.

Hun, we love and accept you (tolerate in my case) for who you are, however riddled you are. it's a judgment-free space.

 

[Jark]

Finish your fucking pop divas vote.

I'm really busy

 

[L. Põldvere]

Chlammy is dreadful. (I mean not him personally.) It brings to mind CLAMMY HANDS having a tipsy root around the udders

 

[Iguana]

This is becoming quite the hot topic

 

[Generic Account]

Chlammy harkens back to when I was forcibly turned into chlamydia92.

I've suggested 8 options!

 

[Pingu]

Chlammy harkens back to when I was forcibly turned into chlamydia92.

I've suggested 8 options!

And yet still want to plump for the worst.

 

[L. Põldvere]

May I ask why they are all AQUATIC?

I’d have said SEASY, but THIS!

 

[Generic Account]

And yet still want to plump for the worst.

the majority did!

 

[Jark]

Chlammy harkens back to when I was forcibly turned into chlamydia92.

omg she's very resentful.

I think you should bring it up in therapy hun, these traumas can be worked through.

 

[L. Põldvere]

all of these are AWFUL why would you not just keep it as you are

It doesn't sit right with me that after all these years Chlammy is suddenly insecure enough about his name to demand it changed.

Why is that awful @Jark so set against poor ANGEL turning a long-overdue corner from being the in-lounge VENEREAL DISEASE?

 

[Christian]

I didn't get to vote

 

[L. Põldvere]

I’m going to go on and on and on about the name being changed to Angel until it happens. Worked out very well when we got a new cat back in the Essex years and I repeatedly insisted on calling it BUNNY