Kalavision Song Contest - Sponsor Reveal & Results Thread - Fri 25/09 - 1900 BST

[ButterTart]

France was Ill Advised.

You're darn right.

 

[dmlaw]

THESE ARE ALL BRAND NEW INFORMATION.

 

[Kala]

10 LUXEMBOURG

ANGÈLE - Oui ou non



@Mugatu​

 

[ButterTart]

THESE ARE ALL BRAND NEW INFORMATION.

Innit? I've never even HEARD of any of these posters until now.

 

[Soldi]

OMG YES MUGATU

 

[dmlaw]

Innit? I've never even HEARD of any of these posters until now.

I don't even know what an Iguana is. And, judging by his avatar, neither does Iguana.

 

[Kala]

11 LIECHTENSTEIN

KOMPROMAT - Niemand



@Dark Carnival​

 

[Soldi]

I guessed correctly then DC!

 

[ButterTart]

Back in the good old days when DC used to take part in A Song for Morpy (sp?).

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ja, ich lese die Zeitung

 

[Raining on Me]

This is definitely the strongest bunch of the lot until I realized about 20 others were CHOPPED prior to this

Strongest Top 20 then.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I guessed correctly then DC!

Love, you first thought I was Yemen then had 93 different guesses...

 

[Lucille]

DC’s entry really makes you want to get fucked whilst off your nut on ket.

 

[Kala]

12 CZECH REPUBLIC

LUCIE VONDRÁČKOVÁ - Zombie



@Tisch​

 

[Dark Carnival]

Back in the good old days when DC used to take part in A Song for Morpy (sp?).

Sorry I'm busy xox

 

[Soldi]

Back in the good old days when DC used to take part in A Song for Morpy (sp?).

This has been going on so long I wasn’t even alive for the semi finals.

 

[Kala]

DC’s entry really makes you want to get fucked whilst off your nut on ket.

I'm sure he WAS when he sent it!

 

[L. Põldvere]

11 LIECHTENSTEIN

KOMPROMAT - Niemand



@Dark Carnival​

This one’s RIGHT GRUBBY

 

[Dark Carnival]

DC’s entry really makes you want to get fucked whilst off your nut on ket.

It's really BRAND defining, innit?

 

[Soldi]

@Tisch is currently out on the piss

 

[ButterTart]

12 CZECH REPUBLIC

LUCIE VONDRÁČKOVÁ - Zombie



@Tisch​

DON'T MESS WITH MY HARP
DON'T MESS WITH MY HARP
COME AND MEET MY FRIEND ILIE NASTASE

Those aren't the words, or even especially what they sound like, but gosh darn if they're not what I sing anyway.

 

[OutSynk]

This is definitely the strongest bunch of the lot until I realized about 20 others were CHOPPED prior to this

Strongest Top 20 then.

Remember everyone, we (top20) are ALL winners already.:emoji_relieved:

 

[Kala]

13 FINLAND

ANTTI TUISKU - Valittu kansa



@Jacques​

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry I'm bloody rude xox

FTFY

 

[dmlaw]

I've just looked back at my votes and they don't entirely reflect my current favourites. Is it too late to make some changes?

 

[ButterTart]

13 FINLAND

ANTTI TUISKU - Valittu kansa



@Jacques​

Didn't figure this one for Jacques at all. The singer looks like he might have pubes, for a start.

 

[Kala]

I've just looked back at my votes and they don't entirely reflect my current favourites. Is it too late to make some changes?

YES, Sorry, love. The scores are LOCKED IN.

 

[ButterTart]

I've just looked back at my votes and they don't entirely reflect my current favourites. Is it too late to make some changes?

You've had NINETEEN MONTHS to make changes.

 

[OutSynk]

Remember everyone, we (top20) are ALL winners already.:emoji_relieved:

This just before Kala posts Finland.

 

[Raining on Me]

Jacques still managing to send a twink, even if said twink was last one in 1834.

 

[Lucille]

Didn't figure this one for Jacques at all. The singer looks like he might have pubes, for a start.

Well I’m quite certain they’ve been WAXED OFF at least. Bet he’s got an arse like a quivering mouse nostril.

 

[Kala]

14 UKRAINE

VREMYA I STEKLO - Troll



@Iguana​

 

[ButterTart]

Bet he’s got an arse like a quivering mouse nostril.

!

 

[ButterTart]

14 UKRAINE

VREMYA I STEKLO - Troll



@Iguana​

Absolute fucking banger.

 

[dmlaw]

YES, Sorry, love. The scores are LOCKED IN.

You could just postpone the results gala. I'm fairly sure that it wouldn't cause any gay hysteria.

 

[Soldi]

@Iguana also out on the lash so I heard

 

[Soldi]

@Iguana also out on the lash so I heard

My iPad just tried autocorrecting ‘lash’ to ‘lawn’

 

[L. Põldvere]

OMG there’s a whole grubby album by Kompromat! Danke sehr @Dark Carnival!

 

[ButterTart]

My iPad just tried autocorrecting ‘lash’ to ‘lawn’

I have a vision of an exhausted Iguana passed out in the garden after spending a day trying to corral drunk, hysterical Tisch.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG there’s a whole grubby album by Kompromat! Danke sehr @DarkCarnival!

Mais bien sûr chaton!