Kalavision Song Contest - Sponsor Reveal & Results Thread - Fri 25/09 - 1900 BST

[Lucille]

Maybe Kala still has a PLAN for you.

I’m the Margaret Bipburger of the competition.

 

[Soldi]

Also finally topped by DC!

 

[Raining on Me]

There is NO WAY on Meryl Streep's earth that Japan and Italy are finishing bottom 2. I'll cut a testicle off if they do.

 

[Kala]

We're a third of the way through the voting. Next up, we move to North Macedonia, represented by @Pingu.

This is Skopje calling, here are the results of the North Macedonian jury:

 

[Soldi]

MUCHAS GRACIAS MOOPY

 

[Soldi]

There is NO WAY on Meryl Streep's earth that Japan and Italy are finishing bottom 2. I'll cut a testicle off if they do.

Alright Hitler

 

[Soldi]

Omg TOP TWO!

 

[Dark Carnival]

MUCHAS GRACIAS MOOPY

IN ME NOW

 

[Iguana]

MUCHAS GRACIAS MOOPY

*swoon*

 

[Lucille]

MUCHAS GRACIAS MOOPY

BRB, DOUCHING.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

Maybe I should’ve posted that before voting opened

 

[win_the_game]

MUCHAS GRACIAS MOOPY

I wonder how many posters are right clicking and selecting 'Save Image As' right now?

 

[Raining on Me]

Look at Zombie fly

(not sure I gave it any points)

 

[OutSynk]

MUCHAS GRACIAS MOOPY

I think I can see his BALLS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think I can see his BALLS.

I see them too. In my mouth.

 

[Lucille]

I wonder how many posters are right clicking and selecting 'Save Image As' right now?

I can’t both my thumbs are up my arse.

 

[Suomi]

Oh good grief

 

[Kala]

Next up we move to the Principality of Liechtenstein, represented by @Dark Carnival.

.....

 

[Raining on Me]

MUCHAS GRACIAS MOOPY

Is that somebody stranded at sea to his top right?

 

[Pingu]

Not that I’m complaining but I seem to have jumped from 13 points to 16 despite not getting 3 points from anywhere...

 

[Dark Carnival]

Next up we move to the Principality of Liechtenstein, represented by @Dark Carnival.

.....

Technical problems

 

[win_the_game]

I can’t both my thumbs are up my arse.

And yet you still managed to type. Talk about SKILLS

 

[Kala]

Unfortunately, the Liechtenstein jury are not contactable as they are currently in a K-Hole. Thankfully, they sent their votes in advance:

 

[Jacques]

Not that I’m complaining but I seem to have jumped from 13 points to 16 despite not getting 3 points from anywhere...

I'd say it's a reward for the wonderful taste displayed in your votes

 

[Lucille]

WOW.

 

[Soldi]

MERCI MADEMOISELLE MERDE

 

[Soldi]

WOW.

Looks like I’m his ultimate bottom after all or something idk

 

[dmlaw]

Can't believe North Macedonia is doing so badly. It was excellent. And had a lovely dog in the video.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WOW.

I'll make it up for you babes :emoji_ok_woman:

 

[OutSynk]

Poor Lucille.

 

[Lucille]

Gonna cut all your wigs up tonight.

 

[Raining on Me]

So ready for DC's snout right now

 

[Lucille]

OMG is this how @Rita feels.

 

[Kala]

We've just been advised that there's been a technical issue, as Ukraine should have voted 10th, and their votes are already on the scoreboard. I am surprised no one has already noticed! The votes have been added to posts above, but just in case anyone missed them, here are the votes from Ukraine, represented by @Iguana!

Please ignore the scores, an update will follow:

 

[Soldi]

OMG is this how @Rita feels.

You need to start calling us all SWINES and wishing DEATH upon us

 

[Kala]

So to confirm here is the current standings:

 

[Raining on Me]

WOW.

I'm sure you said the same thing at the same point of the last one and we all know what happened! Don't worry, you'll be TOP 18. Knife still held to testicle.

 

[OutSynk]

OMG is this how @Rita feels.

To think that you were ALREADY catatonic since yesterday.

 

[Kala]

So now we move to Andorra, who are represented by @Alla

This is Andorra la Vella calling. Here are the results of the Andorran jury: