Friday visits a giant church

[lolly]

...but no lawn feed.

 

[ButterTart]

Not if it’s at the urinals. X

I’ll have you know I’m cubicle or nothing. We’ve not spent thousands of years evolving just so I can piss in a bucket stuck to a wall.

 

[Iguana]

What DO two straight men talk about when they meet up for lunch?

Football?

Tits?

Beer?

Eurovision?

 

[octophone]

Plus it's easier to think nice thoughts of IndieTart getting it on in bed.

I dunno, two beards? You won't know whether that stray hair in yr mouth was from the chin or the scrotum.

 

[Indie]

What DO two straight men talk about when they meet up for lunch?

Football?

Tits?

Beer?

Eurovision?

Thank you. I was looking for a list of conversational topics.

 

[Kate]

Don't forget CARS and REAL ALE.

 

[ButterTart]

What DO two straight men talk about when they meet up for lunch?

Football?

Tits?

Beer?

Eurovision?

All of the above. ‘Did you see the tits on that Greek lass from 2012? I nearly spat my Fosters out. I wouldn’t mind watching the Champion’s League final with her.’

 

[Tisch]

I bet you've got a lovely selection of gardening gloves, as well.

I do! I can't abide touching garden.

 

[Mats]

my straight friends always want to talk about STOCKS, INTERNATIONAL POLITICS or, in recent years, THEIR OFFSPRING

hold my cosmo while I yawn myself to unconsciousness, DARLINGS

 

[lolly]

GOOD LUCK, INDIE

 

[ButterTart]

my straight friends always want to talk about STOCKS, INTERNATIONAL POLITICS or, in recent years, THEIR OFFSPRING

hold my cosmo while I yawn myself to unconsciousness, DARLINGS

I’m only just emerging from my ‘all roads lead to Brexit’ phase of conversation. I remember spending a great night in Copenhagen slagging off Britain with some enthusiastic locals.

 

[Tisch]

...but no lawn feed.

Barely any lawn to put the lawn feed on! This will change. (timed just in time for winter )

 

[Lucille]

Who’s got the bigger willy, Indie or BT?!? Results will be streamed live after their ploughman’s lunch!

 

[Tisch]

Can't wait for the step by step account of the 'dl str8' Moopmeet!

 

[Mats]

I’m only just emerging from my ‘all roads lead to Brexit’ phase of conversation. I remember spending a great night in Copenhagen slagging off Britain with some enthusiastic locals.

why was I not invited? I've got plenty to bitch about when it comes to Britain

 

[lolly]

Ooh I'd LOVE a ploughman's right now

 

[Star]

Have fun IndieTart. And don't even think about putting the receipts through expenses

 

[ButterTart]

Thank you all for making this weird.

 

[ButterTart]

Have fun IndieTart. And don't even think about putting the receipts through expenses

Ah shit.

 

[octophone]

All of the above. ‘Did you see the tits on that Greek lass from 2012? I nearly spat my Fosters out. I wouldn’t mind watching the Champion’s League final with her.’

God, that sounds a lot like my rehearsed "banter" that I used to try and indulge when I had to go to the pub with work people.

 

[octophone]

Ooh I'd LOVE a ploughman right now

 

[ButterTart]

Walked into a shop called ‘York Souvenirs’. Entire wall of double decker buses and I Heart London t-shirts.

 

[Star]

Walked into a shop called ‘York Souvenirs’. Entire wall of double decker buses and I Heart London t-shirts.

That's because London is the centre of the universe

 

[lolly]

That's because London is the centre of the universe

What's in like living in a county that doesn't exist, though?

 

[Star]

Someone suggested I wore lenses but I can't. Sticking things in my eyes isn't appealing.

How are you finding all the ppe at work?

It's super hot, but I wouldn't risk anything by not wearing it.

Worse thing is the constant washing hands and trying to put gloves on wet hands!

 

[Star]

What's in like living in a county that doesn't exist, though?

You need to stop reading all those conspiracy theories

 

[Rachey]

It's super hot, but I wouldn't risk anything by bit wearing it.

Worse thing is the constant washing hands and trying to put gloves on wet hands!

Yes! I'm finding that really annoying. We have horrible powdered gloves to help but I'm not a fan of them.

 

[lolly]

I never knew it was possible for your hands to sweat as much.

 

[Star]

And the visors always seem to hit a delicate point in my head so I get a lot more headaches

 

[Rachey]

Our visors are huge so I end up knocking pets with it, I feel like a dog with a lampshade collar on.

 

[octophone]

Our visors are huge so I end up knocking pets with it, I feel like a dog with a lampshade collar on.

Well, maybe you'll think a bit more carefully the next time you wrap one around some poor mutt.

 

[Rachey]

Well, maybe you'll think a bit more carefully the next time you wrap one around some poor mutt.

But they look so cute and funny in them I look like an idiot.

 

[Lucille]

I think we’re gonna need a PIC!

 

[ButterTart]

York MoopMeet 2020 a resounding success. Photographic evidence coming soon.

 

[ButterTart]

As far-fetched as it sounds the photo was actually Indie’s suggestion.

 

[Indie]

Such a good chat about tits, cars, real ale and football.

 

[Kate]

BALLS, HOLES etc

 

[lolly]

Well I know MY ovaries just exploded

 

[Kate]

Well those don't look like PINTS OF CARLING!

Does every booth in the pub have a TV in it? How modern.

 

[ButterTart]

Such a good chat about tits, cars, real ale and football.

That anecdote you told me about that Capri Gear you saw outside Anfield... priceless.