Friday visits a giant church

[lolly]

'Quick, hide the Aperol Spritz!'

 

[Star]

Such a good chat about tits, cars, real ale and football.

How do we know ButterTart didn't do away with Indie, steal his phone and now is pretending to be him

 

[ButterTart]

As far-fetched as it sounds the photo was actually Indie’s suggestion.

For those of you wondering: the cake trolley on the right is actually me.

 

[ButterTart]

As far-fetched as it sounds the photo was actually Indie’s suggestion.

For those of you wondering: the cake trolley on the right is actually me.

 

[Indie]

How do we know ButterTart didn't do away with Indie, steal his phone and now is pretending to be him

Something something fag something council office something Lucille something ball gag.

 

[lolly]

I bet Indie gave ButterTart severe beard envy

 

[ButterTart]

Something something fag something council office something Lucille something ball gag.

Story checks out.

 

[Star]

Something something fag something council office something Lucille something ball gag.

I KNEW it. He'll do anything to make sure he gets through the mod elections

 

[ButterTart]

I bet Indie gave ButterTart severe beard envy

It was surprisingly fulsome.

 

[ButterTart]

Got a taste for this meet-up lark now. Since I’m in Yorkshire I might pop to Hebden Bridge and see if I can find @Rachey

 

[Soldi]

Got a taste for this meet-up lark now. Since I’m in Yorkshire I might pop to Hebden Bridge and see if I can find @Rachey

Pop back down via Manchester, we can meet in ASDA HULME etc etc

 

[Lucille]

Let me know if you’re ever in Homerton and down for smoking crack. Xxx

 

[ButterTart]

Let me know if you’re ever in Homerton and down for smoking crack. Xxx

I’ve no problem with the crack but I hear London’s quite dangerous.

 

[Iguana]

As far-fetched as it sounds the photo was actually Indie’s suggestion.

May I put this on the Insta, lads?
@ButterTart @Indie

 

[Kate]

I’ve no problem with the crack but I hear London’s quite dangerous.

It will be for you if @Zu-Klara catches wind of you being in town

 

[ButterTart]

May I put this on the Insta, lads?
@ButterTart @Indie

If indie’s not worried about damaging his brand then I’m cool with it.

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact: I not only walked down Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma Gate yesterday, I ate in a pub directly overlooking it. I assume @Indie was already well aware of this but chose not to tell me.

 

[Indie]

Fun fact: I not only walked down Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma Gate yesterday, I ate in a pub directly overlooking it. I assume @Indie was already well aware of this but chose not to tell me.

Seems like a thing I would do. Either that or I'm a goldfish based entity who failed to remember the link between the two.

 

[Indie]

For fear of boring Moopy, I won't go on about it, but ButterTart is a thoroughly lovely man. I'd say he's nothing like his video shorts, but he absolutely is.

Except he drinks cider, which is disappointing.

 

[Lucille]

POOF!

 

[Rachey]

Got a taste for this meet-up lark now. Since I’m in Yorkshire I might pop to Hebden Bridge and see if I can find @Rachey

Find the local wetherspoons, and I'll be approximately 284 miles south of there.

 

[Rita]

Where do I talk about this new Gary Barlow and Michael Bublé song.

I mean what the FUCK?

 

[ButterTart]

For fear of boring Moopy, I won't go on about it, but ButterTart is a thoroughly lovely man. I'd say he's nothing like his video shorts, but he absolutely is.

Except he drinks cider, which is disappointing.

And I didn’t even have to bribe you.

 

[ButterTart]

Where do I talk about this new Gary Barlow and Michael Bublé song.

I mean what the FUCK?

Oh please do it here.

 

[Rita]

It sounds like a rip off Ricky Martin. What a load of SHITE.

Soz Ricky Martin fanzzz.

 

[ButterTart]

Soz Ricky Martin fanzzz.

I don’t think there are any, so you’re good.

 

[Rita]

 

[Rita]

APPRECIATE THE GREATNESS.

 

[Kate]

Except he drinks cider, which is disappointing.

I love him even more now.

 

[ButterTart]

I love him even more now.

You should come next time (assuming you haven’t already). I did specifically ask indie if he’d met you.

 

[Rita]

I love him even more now.

Who? GARY BARLOW?

 

[Kate]

You should come next time (assuming you haven’t already). I did specifically ask indie if he’d met you.

Whatever he said, it was a LONG TIME AGO and I had A LOT OF VODKA.

 

[Rita]

Why have I become obsessed with GARY BARLOW all of a sudden? I may rock up to pick up my son up for school with Let Me Go blaring. That’ll please him.

SAYONARA MOOPERS!

 

[Indie]

Whatever he said, it was a LONG TIME AGO and I had A LOT OF VODKA.

As if I remember anything about that night other than nearly punching Tigerclaw and smoking a bucketful of cigarettes in our hotel room.

 

[Rachey]

Where do I talk about this new Gary Barlow and Michael Bublé song.

I mean what the FUCK?

Ooh this sounds like something I'd like?

 

[Indie]

Fucking millions of spammers today.

I've just banned most of Hong Kong. Hopefully that'll stop 'em.

 

[lolly]

I was disappointed to realise that a new poster called Edith was spam

 

[ButterTart]

I was disappointed to realise that a new poster called Edith was spam

They sound very Moopy, in fairness.

 

[lolly]

Ooh this sounds like something I'd like?

You SICK BASTARD

 

[octophone]

"Music Played By Humans"??? Not a good title when you look like a robot that needs a shit.