Friday visits a giant church

[Lucille]

I’m LOCKING MYSELF IN.

 

[Jark]

I won Scrabble, I ate a load of biscuits. not sure what to do now

 

[ButterTart]

I won Scrabble, I ate a load of biscuits. not sure what to do now

Wank?

 

[ButterTart]

I have no reservations at all about drinking along in a pub when I’m on holiday, but I absolutely wouldn’t countenance it at home. I suppose it’s because I don’t really care if I look like an alkie here because none of these people are likely to know my mum.

 

[Iguana]

Are you speaking to people you meet or content taking in the atmosphere?

 

[big ron]

I won Scrabble, I ate a load of biscuits. not sure what to do now

Ketamine

 

[Jark]

Ketamine

I can just about deal with the shame of my friends carrying me to the sofa because I've slumped from the chair to the floor while entering the abyss but if my parents had to do it I think they'd probably either CART ME TO REHAB IN THE MORNING or have me EUTHANISED

 

[Iguana]

I can just about deal with the shame of my friends carrying me to the sofa because I've slumped from the chair to the floor while entering the abyss but if my parents had to do it I think they'd probably either CART ME TO REHAB IN THE MORNING or have me EUTHANISED

I saw this in an old thread the other day and I can't resist posting it now...

Spoiler: ...

 

[Lucille]

I’d LOVE a few months in rehab.

 

[Lucille]

Ideally the lovely Icelandic one from Succession.

 

[jivafox]

I saw this in an old thread the other day and I can't resist posting it now...

Spoiler: ...

I took that photo

 

[Iguana]

I took that photo

If you did nothing else in the 10 years since, you should be proud

 

[jivafox]

If you did nothing else in the 10 years since, you should be proud

 

[ButterTart]

Are you speaking to people you meet or content taking in the atmosphere?

Oh I’m soaking up the ambience. I was sat outside something called Lendal Cellars just, and I was earwigging on some students who’d just discovered their friend was gay and were pestering him to find out whether he prefers to give or take it up the trundle.

 

[Jark]

I took that photo

ART

There are a lot of variations on that photo from the ages 18-25

 

[ButterTart]

I saw this in an old thread the other day and I can't resist posting it now...

Spoiler: ...

Who is the corpse please?

 

[Tisch]

Oh I’m soaking up the ambience. I was sat outside something called Lendal Cellars just, and I was earwigging on some students who’d just discovered their friend was gay and were pestering him to find out whether he prefers to give or take it up the trundle.

Bloody gays following you around everywhere. You can't get a moment's peace can you Beetee?

 

[lolly]

I think Beattie suits him better

 

[Lucille]

Ok after drinking a cup of ‘RELAX’ herbal tea I’m at least 3% calmer.

 

[Soldi]

Oh I’m soaking up the ambience. I was sat outside something called Lendal Cellars just, and I was earwigging on some students who’d just discovered their friend was gay and were pestering him to find out whether he prefers to give or take it up the trundle.

Oh I had that the other week. I mean for students is it not OBVIOUS

 

[ButterTart]

Bloody gays following you around everywhere. You can't get a moment's peace can you Beetee?

They're on my internets, in my pubs, on the chatlines I phone when I'm drunk... I'm just glad there aren't any on Moopy or I wouldn't get a moment to myself.

 

[ButterTart]

I think Beattie suits him better

I do have a look of Maureen Lipman.

 

[Star]

They're on my internets, in my pubs, on the chatlines I phone when I'm drunk... I'm just glad there aren't any on Moopy or I wouldn't get a moment to myself.

There's something about me you should know

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh I had that the other week. I mean for students is it not OBVIOUS

They are too busy giving each other the Rona to get up to any funny business

 

[ButterTart]

There's something about me you should know

Is it that you invited everyone to your wedding except me? Indie told me earlier.
The fact that I wasn't a poster here at the time is no excuse.

 

[Indie]

Is it that you invited everyone to your wedding except me? Indie told me earlier.
The fact that I wasn't a poster here at the time is no excuse.

You're such a gossip.

 

[Rita]

@Indie and @ButterTart met up today? I thought my ears were burning.

 

[Star]

I invited a SELECT few. Kinda figured I needed to have a few friends amongst the 400 family guests

 

[ButterTart]

@Indie and @ButterTart met up today? I thought my ears were burning.

We'll give you some advance notice next time so you can join us.

 

[Lucille]

You can come to my wedding BT!

*DIES ALONE*

 

[ButterTart]

Posted some Ben Folds Five lyrics in that other thread and now I'm listening to Brick and remembering how great it was to be a mardy teenager in the 90s.

 

[Rita]

I’ve never been to YORK.

 

[ButterTart]

You can come to my wedding BT!

*DIES ALONE*

It's all I ask.

Being invited to a Moopist's wedding I mean, not you dying alone.

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve never been to YORK.

Oh it's great. I'd recommend it to anyone, except Indie because he already lives here and it would be a waste.

 

[Star]

It's all I ask.

Being invited to a Moopist's wedding I mean, not you dying alone.

Just saying but @Iguana and @Tisch have a rescheduled date SOON, I'm not sure they'll have a horse and carriage but you never know

 

[Rita]

I’ve spent quite a small fortune on weddings in my time and my only advice would be DON’T DO IT.

 

[Tisch]

Just saying but @Iguana and @Tisch have a rescheduled date SOON, I'm not sure they'll have a horse and carriage but you never know

Not quite but here's a sneak peek of our dresses!

(Wedding is sponsored by The Grauniad)

 

[ButterTart]

Just saying but @Iguana and @Tisch have a rescheduled date SOON, I'm not sure they'll have a horse and carriage but you never know

Oh I've been dropping subtle hints but they're stonewalling me. This Breville Pie Magic is just going to have to go to the charity shop because clearly they don't want it.

 

[Star]

I’ve spent quite a small fortune on weddings in my time and my only advice would be DON’T DO IT.

Weddings in my culture have become ridiculous. 50k is like a small do really. The industry has been hit so badly by covid.

 

[ButterTart]

Not quite but here's a sneak peek of our dresses!

(Wedding is sponsored by The Grauniad)

I can't believe you got the Guardian logo embroidered on yours.