Friday visits a giant church (1 Viewer)

[Tisch]

I can't believe you got the Guardian logo embroidered on yours.

It hides my size 58 feet

 

[Star]

Oh I've been dropping subtle hints but they're stonewalling me. This Breville Pie Magic is just going to have to go to the charity shop because clearly they don't want it.

Yeah me too. I was planning on gatecrashing anyway, you might aswell be my plus one x

 

[Tisch]

Oh I've been dropping subtle hints but they're stonewalling me. This Breville Pie Magic is just going to have to go to the charity shop because clearly they don't want it.

We gave you a list. It's a Teasmade or don't bother coming!

 

[AlgoAlex]

We gave you a list. It's a Teasmade or don't bother coming!

How 70’s !
(I so want one is such a hassle going downstairs to get tea in the morning, maybe I should get married)

 

[Rita]

Weddings in my culture have become ridiculous. 50k is like a small do really. The industry has been hit so badly by covid.

You and Mr Star are such a beautiful couple though, and really seem like soulmates so it is money well spent for a day(s?) you will cherish forever.

 

[Iguana]

Just saying but @Iguana and @Tisch have a rescheduled date SOON, I'm not sure they'll have a horse and carriage but you never know

@Tisch 's sister had a horse and carriage at her wedding and we couldn't he seen to be copying!

 

[ButterTart]

We gave you a list. It's a Teasmade or don't bother coming!

You registered your wedding list at Home Bargains! Some of us are on a budget, you take what you can get when you're shoplifting.

 

[Star]

You and Mr Star are such a beautiful couple though, and really seem like soulmates so it is money well spent for a day(s?) you will cherish forever.

Oh I have no regrets i have to say! We did keep everything pretty low key leading up to it, but the day itself I had all I wanted. I wouldn't change a thing!

 

[ButterTart]

@Tisch 's sister had a horse and carriage at her wedding and we couldn't he seen to be copying!

I'm sure you'll look majestic on those donkeys.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh I have no regrets i have to say! We did keep everything pretty low key leading up to it, but the day itself I had all I wanted. I wouldn't change a thing!

It was such an AMAZING day !

 

[jivafox]

50k on a WEDDING when two in three end in divorce are you MAD?!

 

[Rita]

50k on a WEDDING when two in three end in divorce are you MAD?!

I’ve had two, so maybe the fortune teller was right and it will be THIRD TIME LUCKY.

 

[Star]

50k on a WEDDING when two in three end in divorce are you MAD?!

Yes but what would Great Aunt Gita say if she didn't recieve her gift of a uselessly hideous saree that she's never going to wear anyway ? We would never hear the end of it.

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve had two, so maybe the fortune teller was right and it will be THIRD TIME LUCKY.

As long as you did well out of the divorce settlements...

 

[Star]

Would you get married again @Rita ? Or are you put off the whole process? With the right person of course.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve just remembered I’ve got Comte in the fridge and I’ve finally calmed down.

 

[Lucille]

Omg even by Comte standards this is fucking orgasmic.

 

[Star]

I don't even know what Comte is

 

[AlgoAlex]

Omg even by Comte standards this is fucking orgasmic.

I don't even know what Comte is

it’s an amazing french cheese. Is fairly hard and nutty in flavour

 

[AlgoAlex]

Compté

 

[Star]

it’s an amazing french cheese. Is fairly hard and nutty in flavour

I'm a cheddar girl myself, mild at that

 

[big ron]

Oh it's great. I'd recommend it to anyone, except Indie because he already lives here and it would be a waste.

Have you been to JORVIK VIKING CENTRE yet?

 

[Star]

Have you been to JORVIK VIKING CENTRE yet?

O.M.G we had a school trip there in year 7

 

[big ron]

I want to know if they still have the little cart you sit in and if it still smells like fake shit

 

[AlgoAlex]

I'm a cheddar girl myself, mild at that

Aww. It’s still quite creamy. It’s not one of the properly smelly ones
Give it a go, I dare you

 

[Star]

Aww. It’s still quite creamy. It’s not one of the properly smelly ones
Give it a go, I dare you

I bet it's not veggie!

You know Mr Star can't stomach cheese at all. I tell people he's intolerant to dairy when we're out, it's easier than explaining he just doesn't eat any cheese.

 

[Lucille]

Omg Star it will change your life. Orgasmic wasn’t a metaphor, it genuinely makes my tongue feel like it’s cumming.

 

[Lucille]

Guys I’m having one more slice but that’s it. I can’t keep polishing off a block of cheese every night, just taking up smoking again would probably be healthier.

 

[lolly]

I invited a SELECT few. Kinda figured I needed to have a few friends amongst the 400 family guests

And otherwise, all that lovely wine would have gone to waste!

 

[AlgoAlex]

I bet it's not veggie!

You know Mr Star can't stomach cheese at all. I tell people he's intolerant to dairy when we're out, it's easier than explaining he just doesn't eat any cheese.

Ah of course, being French it has rennet in it had forgotten

 

[ButterTart]

I don't even know what Comte is

Thank God! I thought I was a right Phyllis Stein not knowing that.

 

[Rita]

Would you get married again @Rita ? Or are you put off the whole process? With the right person of course.

I would if it felt right. I actually still believe that I will fall in love again, and believe in marriage 100 percent. I am a lot older now and somewhat wiser, but I do still want my prince to sweep me off my feet. Obviously, I have a lot of baggage but DON’T WE ALL?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Guys I’m having one more slice but that’s it. I can’t keep polishing off a block of cheese every night, just taking up smoking again would probably be healthier.

Well if you are avoiding bread then it’s FINE. ooh compté loads of salty butter and sourdough.

 

[Kate]

I love comte :emoji_cheese::emoji_cheese::emoji_cheese:

 

[lolly]

Thank God! I thought I was a right Phyllis Stein not knowing that.

Beattie? Phyllis? So you WERE Edith earlier!

 

[Lucille]

No bread, I’m enjoying it RAW.

 

[ButterTart]

Have you been to JORVIK VIKING CENTRE yet?

I'm booked for 12 o'clock tomorrow. I can't wait to find out about Vikings; I wonder if they'll gloss over the fact that they were notorious rapists?

 

[AlgoAlex]

I love comte :emoji_cheese::emoji_cheese::emoji_cheese:

Moopy CHEESE CLUB
Cheese forum NOW

 

[AlgoAlex]

No bread, I’m enjoying it RAW.

Hardcore

 

[Star]

Right I'd better get some sleep while I can. Must have a look for that Edinburgh graveyard pic tomorrow.

Oh by the way @Alex , I've did find those diary room camera footage! I just can't work out how to send it on. I'll have to get Mr Star on it!