Saturday believes in miracles

I’ve migrated to the sofa and I’m watching Louis Theroux on Netflix and I think I really REALLY fancy him. :octy:
 
Sat at the dining table doing work on the laptop, surrounded by Lever Arch files and piles of paperwork. Mr F walked through to the kitchen then back to the living room and then shouted "I hope you're not doing work in there" so I shouted back "nope, I'm playing Candy Crush, what does it look like I'm doing?" in my usual sarcastic way. He then shouted back "oh good".

It's like he doesn't even look at me when he goes past :D
 
I’ve migrated to the sofa and I’m watching Louis Theroux on Netflix and I think I really REALLY fancy him. :octy:
This is okay. Not :octy:ing AT ALL.

You can put it here but I'm pretty sure I look like a CHILD in it (although I may be in a suit IIRC)
You're in a suit and you look very distinguished! My wallet's downstairs and I have time on the bed I need to partake in right now, but I'll post it soon!!
 
I’ve migrated to the sofa and I’m watching Louis Theroux on Netflix and I think I really REALLY fancy him. :octy:

What about in cake form?

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I hope my CBD oil arrives today, I'm sure you've not noticed but without drugs/fags/booze I can be a bit HIGHLY STRUNG.
 
I’m watching The Green Mile for the first time. THREE HOURS?

I’m one hour in and it’s going as slowly and painfully as peeing with an infection
 
Well I went to the Viking place and I’ve learned all sorts about them.
Did you know they originally came from Norwich?
Did you know York was originally called Jorvik but it got changed because olden times people were shit at spelling?
Did you know that most of them turned into skeletons, as was the trend of the time?
 
It could be worse! My sister shops at Aldi :zombie:
Aldi’s ace. I’m not about all this supermarket SNOBBERY. We all know the nicest supermarkets in the world are Booths but they don’t exist outside the Lake District, so there’s nothing wrong with slumming it in an ASDA if that’s the only option.
 
Honey the middle classes love Aldi and Lidl now, they wouldn’t be caught DEAD in fucking Asda though.
Oh darling I couldn’t give a fuck! Aldi food is GRIM, in particular the ‘smoked salmon’:zombie:
 
Aldi’s ace. I’m not about all this supermarket SNOBBERY. We all know the nicest supermarkets in the world are Booths but they don’t exist outside the Lake District, so there’s nothing wrong with slumming it in an ASDA if that’s the only option.
I've never had any desire to go to the Lake District before, but now that I know it has its own supermarkets, I'm desperate for a trip!
 
Any supermarket where the clientele are wandering around like Maid Marian and her MERRY MEN with their brood in matching onesies is a NOT A CHANCE IN HELL from me. Sorry.
 

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