Saturday believes in miracles

[AlgoAlex]

Aldi’s ace. I’m not about all this supermarket SNOBBERY. We all know the nicest supermarkets in the world are Booths but they don’t exist outside the Lake District, so there’s nothing wrong with slumming it in an ASDA if that’s the only option.

They are in a few other places in Lancashire and Cheshire. There's one at Salford Quays and Knutsford !

 

[Iguana]

Did you know York was originally called Jorvik but it got changed because olden times people were shit at spelling?

Sounds like someone who would post exclusively in the Eurovision forum

 

[lolly]

I’m not super keen on Lidl. They do some nice stuff but it always smells of bread which knocks me a bit sick.

I always preferred Aldi until a new huge Lidl was built a few miles away. Now it's my favourite.

 

[dmlaw]

They are in a few other places in Lancashire and Cheshire. There's one at Salford Quays and Knutsford !

The Salford Quays one is quite small and bit shit. The Knutsford one is lovely. There is also one in Hale Barns, because of course there is.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lidl I just don't quite get.

Aldi is fucking everything.

 

[Lucille]

Now the king of supermarkets is the Whole Foods on High St. Kensington

 

[COB]

You can’t get your food shopping from Harrods!

Of course you CAN! You can’t expect the people who live in Knightsbridge to eat out ALL the time!

 

[COB]

I've been to the Booths at Salford Quays Unfortunately I was feeling unwell so I bought some Imodium and scarpered, so the niceness of the shop was probably lost on me

 

[Lucille]

Is there any more horrifying experience for a gay man than children asking you to kick a ball back to them?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is there any more horrifying experience for a gay man than children asking you to kick a ball back to them?

This happened to me once and it genuinely triggered a breakdown that led to me quitting my job and going back to university.

 

[ButterTart]

They are in a few other places in Lancashire and Cheshire. There's one at Salford Quays and Knutsford !

I didn’t know about these ones! I don’t know whether they’d compare to the genuine works of art in the Lake District, though.

 

[ButterTart]

Yesterday I made a solemn vow to Indie that I would try local; independent restaurants while I’m here. Today, I ate in Yo Sushi.

 

[Iguana]

Is there any more horrifying experience for a gay man than children asking you to kick a ball back to them?

I get the fear if I'm anywhere near this sort of thing. I'm mainly scared about getting smacked in the face with the ball and breaking down in tears

 

[Lucille]

I should stick to Victoria Park, I thought I’d have a stroll round the rough park because there’s usually hot chavs walking dogs.

 

[Tisch]

Dippy camembert for lunch and just woke up for a cheese nap. Feeling GREAT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

With virtually no one abroad on holiday this summer and gyms empty, the local parks were a visual treat in terms of male torsos.

 

[AlgoAlex]

The Salford Quays one is quite small and bit shit. The Knutsford one is lovely. There is also one in Hale Barns, because of course there is.

I've been to the Booths at Salford Quays Unfortunately I was feeling unwell so I bought some Imodium and scarpered, so the niceness of the shop was probably lost on me

Salford quays was much nicer before they closed upstairs

 

[Star]

God I love an Aldi special buy.

 

[Star]

Plus they're best for baby stuff like nappies, in fact they're award winning

 

[ButterTart]

I get the fear if I'm anywhere near this sort of thing. I'm mainly scared about getting smacked in the face with the ball and breaking down in tears

Growing up dyspraxic, I’ve ended up with a similar fear of footballs. As a child I couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo and even though I’m relatively competent now, give me an audience or an instruction to kick a ball in a certain direction it WILL all go to shit.

 

[floppet]

Is there any more horrifying experience for a gay man than children asking you to kick a ball back to them?

Also horrifying for women. Especially as you walk away to their laughter and haranguing about how you kick like a spacker.

 

[floppet]

I've had to revise my meal plans today after the back of one of my bitey-teeth disintegrated earlier. No bacon butties for me, had a banana instead.

 

[octophone]

I'm about to tuck into some cauliflower cheese. It's not vegan. What can I say, I'm weak.

 

[lolly]

Fuck cooking. I've got an UberEats discount and I'm gonna use it.

 

[ButterTart]

I need to go out for my tea but it's pissing it down. I've a kettle in my room and a Sainsbury's a couple of minutes walk away so I'm wondering if I shouldn't just say bollocks to it and have a pot noodle.