Friday sends water to certain little tiny fish

[ButterTart]

Is it possible that he grew tired of you walking around the flat wearing nothing but a pair of chaps?

It must be strange for Lucille to be in chaps, it’s normally the other way around.

 

[ButterTart]

It must be strange for Lucille to be in chaps, it’s normally the other way around.

Sorry @Lucille I’ll stop being mean to you at some point.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Sorry @Lucille I’ll stop being mean to you at some point.

You know he loves it

 

[Lucille]

@ZenGiraffe please speak out on this ORCHESTRATED BULLYING campaign!!!

 

[Lucille]

I’m sorry I’ve got a tight little hole that I think deserves to be shared with the world!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe please speak out on this ORCHESTRATED BULLYING campaign!!!

I'm giving @ButterTart a spanking as we speak. You are welcome to come and take over if you prefer.

 

[Kate]

I'm giving @ButterTart a spanking as we speak. You are welcome to come and take over if you prefer.

Delegate this to me if you're busy like

 

[Rachey]

If her job genuinely requires her physical presence...

It does. This isn't something we've looked at lightly. She can't dispense medication, flea and worm treatment, check people in etc from home. Every single Receptionist across all veterinary clinics on the island are now back at work. None worked from home.

 

[Iguana]

It is dark and pissing it down here. So depressing to look out the window

 

[Tisch]

I've had to turn the BIG LIGHT on

 

[AlgoAlex]

I've had to turn the BIG LIGHT on

I’ve just put the heating on. MY HANDS ARE ICE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've had to turn the BIG LIGHT on

I WILL BUY YOU A LAMP FFS

 

[ButterTart]

@ZenGiraffe please speak out on this ORCHESTRATED BULLYING campaign!!!

I sense sarcasm in you.

 

[Nancy]

It does. This isn't something we've looked at lightly. She can't dispense medication, flea and worm treatment, check people in etc from home. Every single Receptionist across all veterinary clinics on the island are now back at work. None worked from home.

Unless she has a doctors certificate then she should be in work (provided all legal requirements have been met by the company to make the work environment Covid secure)

 

[AlgoAlex]

I WILL BUY YOU A LAMP FFS

Ooh can I have one too? Ta

 

[Lucille]

Rachey I think you need a MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT. I can do the honours of sacking her for you, for only 5k a day plus expenses.

 

[Tisch]

I WILL BUY YOU A LAMP FFS

I have two! They're just too pathetic. Couldn't light up MY ARSEHOLE.

 

[Lucille]

I have two! They're just too pathetic. Couldn't light up MY ARSEHOLE.

Neither could BLACKPOOL ILLUMINATIONS I imagine.

 

[Nancy]

I only have to spread my legs to light up a room, because the sun shines out of my arse

 

[Diddy]

Why do I always bugger around on Friday night, knowing full well tomorrow is the ONLY day I have to get up early, and it’s my busiest day. Stupid cunt

1.20am was not the time for this:

 

[Rachey]

Unless she has a doctors certificate then she should be in work (provided all legal requirements have been met by the company to make the work environment Covid secure)

Honestly we couldn't be more Covid secure. It's a real joy to work in all day...

 

[Rachey]

Rachey I think you need a MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT. I can do the honours of sacking her for you, for only 5k a day plus expenses.

I feel like your salary expectations are going up by the hour

 

[Tisch]

Why do I always bugger around on Friday night, knowing full well tomorrow is the ONLY day I have to get up early, and it’s my busiest day. Stupid cunt

1.20am was not the time for this:

7 minutes? Can you summarise? x

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m sorry I’ve got a tight little hole