What criminal convictions would result in a Moopy ban?

[Lucille]

WHAT’S THE NAUGHTIEST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE?!?

 

[Nancy]

WHAT’S THE NAUGHTIEST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE?!?

RUN THROUGH A FIELD OF WHEAT

 

[Kate]

 

[Tisch]

WHAT’S THE NAUGHTIEST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE?!?

RUN THROUGH A FIELD OF WHEAT

OH GOODNESS!

 

[Nancy]

Where’s the limit set on violent assault?

 

[Lucille]

 

[big ron]

I bet I've been arrested the most times here.

 

[Nancy]

I’ve only ever been arrested once

 

[big ron]

Amateur.

 

[ButterTart]

Bear with, quite a few pages in the mod handbook are stuck together so it's quite difficult to navigate

Yeah, sorry. Have you seen that film Crash?...

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve only ever been arrested once

So was Jonathan King.

 

[K.C.]

Starting a daily thread too early

 

[GNL]

But that’s innocent until proven guilty. If you get found guilty, do you get banned from Moopy too? Or does it depend on who the victim was?

BELIEVE VICTIMS

Jivafox cancelled.

 

[GNL]

I guess the BELIEVE VICTIMS edict doesn't work with murder, unless it's like a Hamlet situation.

 

[Kate]

That One had been to prison, hadn't he. I can't remember what for. Any other JAILBIRDS? (Floppet doesn't count)

 

[lolly]

That One had been to prison, hadn't he. I can't remember what for. Any other JAILBIRDS? (Floppet doesn't count)

Wasn't it fraud?

 

[Kate]

Sounds right.

 

[ButterTart]

Where’s the limit set on violent assault?

When Suomi punched that nun? Fine, because by his account she was being a dick.
When Suomi shot that hedgehog out of a cannon? Two day ban because animals are perfect and blameless.

 

[ButterTart]

That One had been to prison, hadn't he. I can't remember what for. Any other JAILBIRDS? (Floppet doesn't count)

REALLY? Was his abuse at the hands of the prison nurse the reason he had such deep hatred for the NHS?

 

[Nancy]

I know someone who recently spent about a year in prison for fraud. He stole about £15,000 while working in a leisure centre.

 

[Kate]

When Suomi punched that nun? Fine, because by his account she was being a dick.
When Suomi shot that hedgehog out of a cannon? Two day ban because animals are perfect and blameless.

JUSTICE FOR SUOMI! As you WELL KNOW he was just trying to rescue the hedgehog from notorious prickly animal fetishist Nick Cannon

 

[lolly]

I stole a 50p die-cast pencil sharpener in the shape of a gramophone when I was about 12, from a market stall. Or at least I tried to steal it and got caught. Bastard stall holder made me pay a fiver for it before he let me go.

 

[Nancy]

When Suomi punched that nun? Fine, because by his account she was being a dick.
When Suomi shot that hedgehog out of a cannon? Two day ban because animals are perfect and blameless.

IS THIS TRUE?

 

[big ron]

That One had been to prison, hadn't he. I can't remember what for. Any other JAILBIRDS? (Floppet doesn't count)

Only custody, but I've visited people inside, does that count?

 

[Iguana]

I know someone who recently spent about a year in prison for fraud. He stole about £15,000 while working in a leisure centre.

Was that you, love?

 

[OutSynk]

I bet I've been arrested the most times here.

Maybe this thread should have been created BEFORE the mod elections.

 

[Nancy]

Was that you, love?

Maybe......

 

[Lucille]

Here’s Nancy before she got fired as Duty Manager for criminal conspiracy (stealing the 50ps from the lockers)

 

[octophone]

WHAT THE STEAMING STINKY HORSE FUCK IS THIS????

 

[Lucille]

WE’VE HAD QUITE THE DAY!!

 

[Nancy]

Here’s Nancy before she got fired as Duty Manager for criminal conspiracy (stealing the 50ps from the lockers)

NO I’M CAROL

 

[Nancy]

 

[Nancy]

If anyone here is secretly a murderer, do you take requests?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.

 

[lolly]

It’s weird to think that we could have the next Harold Shipman among us.

No it isn't

 

[dmlaw]

I'm gonna be honest, that didn't age well.

 

[Nancy]

I'm gonna be honest, that didn't age well.

Not even 2 weeks!

 

[Eddie]

My mind was just thinking about a scenario where Tisch murdered Iguana, but was somehow able to smuggle a phone into prison, whether he would still be allowed to post.

This is FOREBODING or AFTER THE FACT.

Either way it wouldn't surprise me if Nance knows more than she's making out.

 

[Cloud]

Putting lemonade in a single malt whisky

 

[Kate]

Putting lemonade in a single malt whisky

Oh GOD yes

I am NEVER AGAIN buying my mum a nice bottle of Scotch. Enjoy your LEMONADEY BELLS MOTHER