Drag Race Holland S01E04

[VoR]

Jesus Christ, that dance challenge Was it shot on somebody's MOBILE PHONE? I can only assume it was a complete and utter disaster.

Anyway, not a bad episode. I'm warming up to this season now that the personalities are coming out. ABBY OMG is a great provocateur.

Putting Mama Queen in the lip sync was completely absurd, but that one was only ever going to go one way regardless. Even Madness seemed utterly resigned to her fate from the start of the episode.

 

[RS]

My little cub is gone. This is classic Drag Race/ANTM cuntery when they ask someone to change their trademark looks and then sending them home when they do it.

She was crap at almost everything though, including the lipsync, so it was only fair she went home.

The runway looks that these queens are serving are on such a higher level than both Canada and UK DR.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well that will teach me! I assumed this was MAMALENSKA with the hot links

 

[straightorbroken]

"Be nice - especially in that outfit"

Suddenly this series has cranked it up a notch.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

ChelseaBoy has to be one of the greatest runway queens of ALL TIME, but clearly is dull as fuck on camera I'm actively anticipating a RANDOM CHUCKING for no reason before the top 4/5 for them

I thought a ballroom/vogueing challenge felt QUITE OFF for a bunch of predominantly white Dutch gays. Surely a dance challenge to the hits of Hermes House Band would have been much more appropriate?

Anyway, I still zone out for 75% of this show, with attention paid mainly to the runway only

 

[straightorbroken]

Janey looks gorgeous in his talking heads (not my type, but I know someone I don't want as competition when I see them ), but in the work room he's fresh and clammy/chlammy from the morgue.

 

[VoR]

I thought a ballroom/vogueing challenge felt QUITE OFF for a bunch of predominantly white Dutch gays. Surely a dance challenge to the hits of Hermes House Band would have been much more appropriate?

 

[straightorbroken]

Apart from the cricket sounds edit, that was a very decent reading challenge. I want to see it all unedited.

 

[straightorbroken]

I can't put my finger on who Einhoven's queen of Vogueing reminds me of, but "I'm here to give you a choreography" was a good opener.

 

[straightorbroken]

Sederginne is ruling this episode. Especially having Abbey going in for the kill every other minute with her.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh no Madame Madness, don't shave it off. He looked so nice with it.

 

[straightorbroken]

Abbey's runways have hit a brick wall.

 

[straightorbroken]

Envy has done well this week. Not the best, but a step up from flat out cliche.

Madame Madness looks like local bar queen Lady Munter on the runway.

 

[straightorbroken]

That challenge was sloppy in comparison to the standard we are accustomed to, but it was still a hoot looking at Mama Queen's disengaged facial expression throughout.

 

[straightorbroken]

The blonde judge is basically Diana Vickers meets Caroline Aherne.

 

[straightorbroken]

Janey's fringe poking out her House of Elliot garb like pubes out of a bathing suit killed the look for me.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well at least before the bottoms are announced I know we'll get one more week of looking at Bottom Barbie Abbey's beautiful cheeks (both sets) at least one more week.

 

[straightorbroken]

When Madame Madness sobs up saying she first went to a gay bar 4 years ago, is that another way of saying she's 22?

 

[straightorbroken]

I do enjoy our host yelling to interrupt the deliberating, although she has yet to land a "bring back my girls".

 

[straightorbroken]

Angelica Houston, Lady Munter and Nikki Grahame all sharing the stage to take down a Whitney classic.

 

[straightorbroken]

Drag race has come to an end. For you, not for me. Or whatever it was - I'm guessing that's a translation glitch as I found it amusing, but clearly it wasn't a joke in Dutch.

Great episode, I'm stuck to this season like Madame's old beard would have been to velcro.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT THE FUCK is that thing they say to say goodbye? IT'S SO ANNOYING!!

 

[Sheena]

Right person went home, but Sederginne was the clear winner for me this week. That outfit was superb.

Loved the drama- Abby is clearly a right cunt.

 

[RS]

Drag race has come to an end. For you, not for me. Or whatever it was - I'm guessing that's a translation glitch as I found it amusing, but clearly it wasn't a joke in Dutch.

I always get confused when they’re told that they’re safe. ”Your time has not yet come..” or something which I interpret as sashay away.

 

[straightorbroken]

Me too. I'm surprised he doesn't say "your time isn't now", push them away and say "it's mine!" and do a number.

 

[Sheena]

I fancied Madame Madness more without the beard, which is probably a first for me.

 

[RS]

Madame Madness should do porn.

 

[Sheena]

Madame Madness should do porn.

He wasn’t THAT hot. I didn’t really see it at all until this episode with the little cut out T-shirt thing going on.

Still all over Sederginne raping me nightly with his obviously massive and fleshy Belgian penis, though.

 

[RS]

Eww no it’s like Gaultier’s bastard child with Sherry Pie.

 

[Sheena]

Eww no it’s like Gaultier’s bastard child with Sherry Pie.

He’s lovely. Precisely because he’s just so ODD looking.

Plus he used to be fat, so let’s face it, he’ll have low self esteem and be GRATEFUL

 

[RS]

(I mean I wouldn’t say no)

 

[Sheena]

SEE! And I'd totally top with LA MADAME but I'd be Sederginne's BITCH

I also quite fancy Chelsea Boy, I've decided.

 

[RS]

Madame will of course have to be topped. She’s a spit roast piglet

 

[Sheena]

Oh absolutely. Crying about being bullied with a fist in his leaking hole.

 

[RS]

Dying!

Imagine how wrong all of this actually sounds.

 

[Sheena]

I am slightly amused by the thought of people popping into this thread to discuss Abby’s dress.

And slightly aroused.

 

[Sheena]

I mean, tell me you wouldn’t

 

[RS]

Ok I’ve changed my mind.

 

[RS]

The beard makes such a difference

 

[Sheena]

The beard makes such a difference

It really does. He likes getting his TITS OUT according to Instagram as well, which is, well, NICE. I think I could happily cope with fucking a drag queen if they look like that out of drag...