WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NANCY THREAD? FEAT. NANCY’S CLIMACTIC (to some) ANNOUNCEMENT

[Diddy]

ZKIT_MALAYSIA (truly Asia)

I’m pleased I’m not the only one who remembers this whole phrase every time I think of Malaysia

 

[Nancy]

@Rachey IS GOING TO BE SO CONFUSED

 

[Kate]

I am............. Rebekah Vardy

 

[Soldi]

I am...........

Spoiler

@Rachey

 

[octophone]

I am.......



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@Jack

 

[Soldi]

I am.......



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@Jack

He was last seen on the 16th October 2018
Nancy joined on the 16th October 2010
What will happen on the 16th October 2020?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He was last seen on the 16th October 2018
Nancy joined on the 16th October 2010
What will happen on the 16th October 2020?

DEAD BABY INCEST PORN SWAP

 

[GNL]

I am... Mariah Carey. The Elusive Chanteuse.

 

[Kate]

DEAD BABY INCEST PORN SWAP

What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.

 

[Diddy]

Actually have I been misremembering it this whole time as “Malaysia, simply Asia”? :daf:

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Well I missed all of this excitement yesterday! But yes of course I've always loved Joey and welcome (back as) NANCY!

 

[Rachey]

@Rachey needs to read this thread

Can someone catch me up...is Nancy really my Joey

 

[Lucille]

YES

 

[Lucille]

He’s been in a POW camp for 15 years.

 

[Iguana]

Can someone catch me up...is Nancy really my Joey

According to HIM

 

[Rachey]

Is @Mandy actually Rachey’s Mandy?

Absolutely not Mandy knows better than to come on here.

 

[lolly]

Absolutely not Mandy knows better than to come on here.

Was it MEETING ME that PUT HER OFF?

 

[Rachey]

@Nancy are you still hot? I had the biggest fag hag crush. Until I turned lesbian.

I want photographic proof it really is you.

 

[Rachey]

Was it MEETING ME that PUT HER OFF?

Oh no she liked you. I was trying to think which Mooper it was she had met she wanted to meet @Sheena when they both did the Great South run but it never happened.

 

[Sheena]

@Nancy are you still hot? I had the biggest fag hag crush. Until I turned lesbian.

I want photographic proof it really is you.

OUR NANCE has already said things that only Joey would know, so...

 

[Rachey]

OUR NANCE has already said things that only Joey would know, so...

This makes me so happy <3

 

[Sheena]

Oh no she liked you. I was trying to think which Mooper it was she had met she wanted to meet @Sheena when they both did the Great South run but it never happened.

I’d love a catch up with YOU and old MAND. Let’s organise it

 

[Rachey]

I’d love a catch up with YOU and old MAND. Let’s organise it

We really should. We only live 20 minutes, a horrible boat ride and £25 away from each other

 

[lolly]

@Nancy are you still hot? I had the biggest fag hag crush. Until I turned lesbian.

I want photographic proof it really is you.

Photo of NANCY is ASDA HULME PLEASE

AISLE 3

 

[Sheena]

We really should. We only live 20 minutes, a horrible boat ride and £25 away from each other

Well, you’ll have to come here. I’ve no reason to go...THERE!

 

[Rachey]

Well, you’ll have to come here. I’ve no reason to go...THERE!

Obviously. You have a Primark.

 

[Star]

When the old 'rona has died down, let's take a boat over to the IOW @Sheena @lolly. The kids will love it!

 

[Sheena]

But then I have to go to the IoW. I’m not sure you’re quite understanding the horror here, @Star

 

[Rachey]

When the old 'rona has died down, let's take a boat over to the IOW @Sheena @lolly. The kids will love it!

I like this plan minus the kids bit...

 

[lolly]

But then I have to go to the IoW. I’m not sure you’re quite understanding the horror here, @Star

If TIME TRAVEL is GOOD ENOUGH FOR SINITTA, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

*set dial to 1973*

 

[Sheena]

I like this plan minus the kids bit...

I like this plan minus the Isle of Wight.

 

[Sheena]

Hold on, is Sinitta on the Isle of Wight?

 

[Rachey]

To be fair it would cost you all about £200 to get here. I'll come over to you. As long as there's alcohol.

 

[lolly]

Can't believe Rachey has dissed Kylie and Dannii though

 

[Star]

Is there not some NO MANS LAND between Portsmouth and IoWc that we could camp up on?

 

[Rachey]

Hold on, is Sinitta on the Isle of Wight?

She was due to come over for some show thing. Then corona happened.

 

[Star]

To be fair it would cost you all about £200 to get here. I'll come over to you. As long as there's alcohol.

You've got nesquick or hot chocolate, but only if you behave well all day.

 

[Rachey]

Is there not some NO MANS LAND between Portsmouth and IoWc that we could camp up on?

There's the fort

 

[lolly]

Did I tell you Rachey that Mr L has a friend who moved I think about a five minute walk from you?

 

[Star]

Can't believe Rachey has dissed Kylie and Dannii though

I know right B*tch.