Tuesday is str8/bi lad dl dtf

[Tisch]

masc only will share pick after u share urs

 

[Dark Carnival]

*shares very masc4masc hole pic*

 

[Lucille]

Hi all. Flat viewing today. I’ve already been offered a room in my friends much lovelier house for less money, but I’m still going through with it as I really want my own place, and I kinda hate/fancy sleazy letting agents. I’m hoping it’s really shit as financially it makes no sense for me to take it.

 

[COB]

Just had a lovely chat with an extremely masculine young man called XxX_Helium_Heels_XxX. He says he'll take me to a football match!

 

[Lucille]

I want another coffee but it’s too cold to get out of bed yet.

 

[COB]

I'm really noticing daylight arriving later and later now

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hi all. Flat viewing today. I’ve already been offered a room in my friends much lovelier house for less money, but I’m still going through with it as I really want my own place, and I kinda hate/fancy sleazy letting agents. I’m hoping it’s really shit as financially it makes no sense for me to take it.

Can you get filled at your friend’s place?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Gym DONE. Now the day takes a swift turn for the worse, yay

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm really noticing daylight arriving later and later now

Also sodding off earlier and earlier. It’s really going to be a bitch of a winter this one *fills bath tub, prepares wrists*

 

[Lucille]

Can you get filled at your friend’s place?

THAT’S THE THING. She’s 62 and not at all a prude, she was in a band in the 70s/80s, but I don’t think she’d want a parade of men in the house. I’m gonna have to become a TRAVEL QUEEN.

 

[Lucille]

Anyway I’m going through one of my sexual dips at the moment where I don’t want anyone to touch me so it’s fine.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I'm really noticing daylight arriving later and later now

Also sodding off earlier and earlier. It’s really going to be a bitch of a winter this one *fills bath tub, prepares wrists*

We’re a CHEERY BUNCH this morning

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m gonna have to become a TRAVEL QUEEN.

*GASP*

 

[Dark Carnival]

God I don’t think I’ve fucked outside of my place since 2018

 

[Star]

God you gays, there are straights on this site too you know. Try and make the conversation more INCLUSIVE

 

[Star]

Anyway just popped on here to remind you it's Amazon Prime Day - BUY VIA THE MOOPY LINK

 

[Lucille]

Also I’m moving away from the council estates so no more rough trade for Lucy

 

[Lucille]

Although I’m 32 I really need to start fucking guys with a salary.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God you gays, there are straights on this site too you know. Try and make the conversation more INCLUSIVE

Oh god, why do they have to RUB IT IN OUR FACES

It's political correctness GONE MAD.

 

[Lucille]

God you gays, there are straights on this site too you know. Try and make the conversation more INCLUSIVE

I thought straights loved chatting about MOVING HOUSE.

 

[jivafox]

Although I’m 32 I really need to start fucking guys with a salary.

It’s quite the thrill watching them turn up in a convertible.

 

[big ron]

Anyway just popped on here to remind you it's Amazon Prime Day - BUY VIA THE MOOPY LINK

Sorry, I'm #shoppinglocal this year.

 

[ButterTart]

God you gays, there are straights on this site too you know. Try and make the conversation more INCLUSIVE

Right? I’m just going to clutch my signed photo of Alan Shearer until it all goes away.

 

[Star]

I thought straights loved chatting about MOVING HOUSE.

Pffft, with London prices? I'm looking at 900k for a small 4 bed semi detached.

 

[Star]

Not even 9am and I'm covered in snot and porridge

#straightlife

 

[Lucille]

Pffft, with London prices? I'm looking at 900k for a small 4 bed semi detached.

That sounds terrible darling!

*confirms viewing for £1000/month studio flat*

 

[ButterTart]

I thought straights loved chatting about MOVING HOUSE.

You’re talking about moving house in London, which just makes me sad.

 

[Lucille]

Did love Mum’s advice, take the room and put the money you save towards a deposit. SURE MUM!

 

[Kate]

She’s 62 and not at all a prude, she was in a band in the 70s/80s

omg is she famous?

 

[Lucille]

No it was a little-known post-punk band.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pffft, with London prices? I'm looking at 900k for a small 4 bed semi detached.

When are you moving to Kent or Essex?

 

[octophone]

No it was a little-known post-punk band.

Try me - I know my post-punk...

 

[Lucille]

Try me - I know my post-punk...

They were called the Au Pairs.

 

[Star]

When are you moving to Kent or Essex?

Once I've packed the kids off to uni

 

[octophone]

They were called the Au Pairs.

WHAT?!!!

Mate, they may not have sold a lot of records at the time but they are one of the seminal post-punk bands among the cognoscenti. Often filed alongside The Adverts, The Slits, The Raincoats, Gang Of Four...and they were on the same label as The Fall in '82.

Basically, yr mum's cool as fuck.

 

[Kate]

I’m sure Marc Riley still plays them fairly regularly. Well I’ve gone from “TAKE THE DISGUSTING BEDSIT” to “TAKE THE POST PUNK ROOM”!

 

[Lucille]

Yeah they pop up on our fave radio 6 now and again.

I’m quite certain I’m going to take the room, but the flat viewing will GET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE at least.

 

[SDF]

There’s too much talk of straightness in this thread

SICK

 

[octophone]

Oh, sorry, I misread - didn't realise it was yr pal, I though she was yr maw.

I'm sure yr mum is cool, tho'.

 

[Zu]

Also I’m moving away from the council estates so no more rough trade for Lucy

OH AYE

They can always GET THE BUS YOU KNOW