Tuesday is str8/bi lad dl dtf

They deployed a crossing guard at the intersection near my place which is weird because there isn’t that much traffic and she wants to chat while she walks me through the traffic light as if I’m challenged (probably cause she’s bored).

I really don’t need the stress of small talk on my coffee walk (she had a lovely thanksgiving because her mother in law couldn’t make it because of covid looool).
 
What is the dl for in the thread title pls. #oldmanyellsatcloud
 
Thank God someone asked

And does dtf mean down to fuck?
 
I have had quite the TRAUMATIC DAY. I dropped my phone and smashed the screen then I have had over 50 one ringers on it about an hour later. IS MY PHONE POSESSED?
 
Rita said:
I have had quite the TRAUMATIC DAY. I dropped my phone and smashed the screen then I have had over 50 one ringers on it about an hour later. IS MY PHONE POSESSED?
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Which I am now unable to answer even if I was QUICK.
 
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It’s OK. It is under warranty so I can apparently go in to Apple to replace the screen. I know you were all beside yourselves with WORRY. :evil:

Someone open a bottle as my nerves are SHOT.
 
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Rita said:
It’s OK. It is under warranty so I can apparently go in to Apple to replace the screen. I know you were all beside yourselves with WORRY. :evil:

Someone open a bottle as my nerves are SHOT.
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Small brandy, darling? Obviously I say small because the rest of the bottle is for ME ME ME
 
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