RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Nancy]

Denial is not a river in Egypt.

THIS ISN’T THE JOKES THREAD

 

[Nancy]

PEOPLE WHO PRATTLE ON ABOUT WEED LIKE ITS A FINE WINE, GIVING IT SATIVA THIS AND INDICA THAT. THERE'S NO DISCERNABLE DIFFERENCE AND THE DIFFERENCES IN HIGH ARE BASED ON SET, SETTING AND AT A FUCKING PUSH THE TERPENE/CANNABINOID PROFILE DETERMINED BY GENETICS AND GROWING CONDITIONS YOU FUCKING BORE. HAVE A WASH AND GET A JOB.

 

[Rita]

STOP DE NILEING MY DESIRES THEN

You want some, you COME AND GET IT, big boy.

 

[Tisch]

30 days has September
April June and November
All the rest have 31
Except for February alone
Which has 28 days clear
And 29 in each leap year

THE END OF THAT POEM WHICH IS A FUCKING STRUGGLE

 

[big ron]

30 days has September
April June and November
All the rest have 31
Except for February alone
Which has 28 days clear
And 29 in each leap year

THE END OF THAT POEM WHICH IS A FUCKING STRUGGLE

IM A GROWN MAN AND HAVE NO TIME FOR NURSERY RHYMES

 

[big ron]

You want some, you COME AND GET IT, big boy.

FINE

 

[Zu]

30 days has September
April June and November
All the rest have 31
Except for February alone
Which has 28 days clear
And 29 in each leap year

THE END OF THAT POEM WHICH IS A FUCKING STRUGGLE

I don’t even KNOW the last two lines. Also, I always use HATH in the first line, possibly because I was born in the early 1800s

 

[Tisch]

IM A GROWN MAN AND HAVE NO TIME FOR NURSERY RHYMES

FIGHT ME

 

[Rita]

NO STRAP ON’S. I am NOT Mrs B (rip).

 

[Dark Carnival]

BARNACLE

 

[Soldi]

Did you prefer the name Chlammy?

 

[big ron]

NO STRAP ON’S. I am NOT Mrs B (rip).

FINE. SPIT ON MY DICK.

 

[Zu]

BARNACLE

BARNY to his intimates

 

[RS]

30 days has September
April June and November
All the rest have 31
Except for February alone
Which has 28 days clear
And 29 in each leap year

THE END OF THAT POEM WHICH IS A FUCKING STRUGGLE

I remember this (well only the two first lines) from English lessons in fifth grade back in end of 80’s in Baghdad. Still use it today to remember the number of days in each month.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I remember this (well only the two first lines) from English lessons in fifth grade back in end of 80’s in Baghdad. Still use it today to remember the number of days in each month.

I was taught to remember them with my KNUCKLES

 

[RS]

They taught us that too but I could never figure it out.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's EASY!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Easier than that SHIT song.

 

[Tisch]

I was taught to remember them with my KNUCKLES

HOW?

 

[Dark Carnival]

HOW?

The high parts are months with 31 days, the low parts months with 30 days (and February)

 

[RS]

Easier than that SHIT song.

Of course for a savage like you it was easier to remember things with your fist, while for a cultured wonder child like me it was easier to remember a pleasant melody and a sophisticated foreign language.

 

[Tisch]

The high parts are months with 31 days, the low parts months with 30 days (and February)

WHAT. I prefer my clunky poem.

 

[Tisch]

Of course for a savage like you it was easier to remember things with your fist, while for a cultured wonder child like me it was easier to remember a pleasant melody and a sophisticated foreign language.

Yeah this too.

 

[Zu]

WHAT. I prefer my clunky poem.

Also, what if you’ve got deformed hands?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Of course for a savage like you it was easier to remember things with your fist, while for a cultured wonder child like me it was easier to remember a pleasant melody and a sophisticated foreign language.

Last time I checked, I wasn't the RESIDENT MOOPY FISTING EXPERT

 

[RS]

They teach the knuckle method everywhere, surely it can’t have passed you by.

 

[Zu]

They teach the knuckle method everywhere, surely it can’t have passed you by.

NOT HERE THEY DON’T. It must be some sort of European savage thing

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also, what if you’ve got deformed hands?

Then get ready for a lifetime of confusing June and July, November and October...

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT. I prefer my clunky poem.

A poem you FORGET. You don't forget your HANDS!

 

[big ron]

The high parts are months with 31 days, the low parts months with 30 days (and February)

THIS. I HATE THIS.

 

[Tisch]

Also, what if you’ve got deformed hands?

Then good luck using the telephone

 

[Zu]

Then get ready for a lifetime of confusing June and July, November and October...

This is why our LOVELY POEM NOT SONG is so much better. No confusion there

 

[big ron]

Then get ready for a lifetime of confusing June and July, November and October...

I ALREADY HAVE THIS PROBLEM!

 

[Dark Carnival]

THIS. I HATE THIS.

 

[Tisch]

A poem you FORGET. You don't forget your HANDS!

I plunked it out of my brain straight from the MID 90S ACTUALLY! Apart from a bit of the timbre in those last terrible lines because they're terrible.

 

[Dark Carnival]

My method is faster, easier and MORE RELIABLE. But what fucking ever keep singing that shit.

 

[Tisch]

My method is faster, easier and MORE RELIABLE. But what fucking ever keep singing that shit.

It actually took me MANY TIMES to work out what way to hold your knuckles so I'm not sure it's all that good.

See all holding your thumb and finger to make an L to work out what 'left' is.

 

[Zu]

A poem you FORGET. You don't forget your HANDS!

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I have NO IDEA where mine are. Also I couldn’t find my phone earlier and was convinced that I’d accidentally given it to the man who delivered the Chinese

 

[Zu]

Honestly, what a fabulously pointless argument. The lovely MONTHS POEM vs KNUCKLES

 

[RS]

Who did decide what months should have 31 days and others only 30? And why did poor February only get 28? I feel like this is something that isn’t discussed and challenged enough.

(Not that I’d want a longer February)