I’ve been thinking about Jason Derulo

[Diddy]

I’m not sure what got me on the subject, but I hadn’t checked in for a while so googled if he had ever had any scandals, seemingly no.

Now it seems like he’s the male Rita Ora. He’s had a surprisingly large and consistent set of hit singles, but can’t sell albums anywhere. All seem to sell Gold or so but that’s it - in fact his singles have been comparatively so much more successful that even his GH flopped.

10 years it’s been like this, and now he’s just scored the biggest hit of his career (albeit with the help of TikTok and BTS) and no album for 5 years! WTF

 

[Penelope]

It's always faintly amused me that for a good while he basically seemed to have a #1 with every lead single he had in the UK, while at the same time being probably one of the most anonymous popstars of our time

Love him to bits though Apparently he's got a cock like one of those cans with three tennis balls in

 

[vespertine]

All I remember is when he did that cheap ripoff of D'Angelo's fabulous and highly masturbatory Untitled video.

 

[Diddy]

He got away with some glorious trash too.

“Don’t wanna go home”, the mashup of celebrated Moopy anthem Show Me Love and the Banana Boat song. Sounds awful but it still FUCKS!

 

[Diddy]

And one of his best ones wasn’t even a hit - Cheyenne

 

[VoR]

Rita Ora fucking WISHES she had Jason Derulo's chart stats!

Musically he's hit or miss, but I kind of love him. He's so completely ridiculous.

Ridin' Solo is genuinely one of my very favourite pop songs of its time. Relentless nonsense.

 

[lolly]

I think Want To Want Me is utterly tremendous. But don't think I could name a single other track by him.

 

[GNL]

His music really doesn't appeal, but he genuinely gave the best performance in that Cats movie.

 

[Diddy]

His music really doesn't appeal, but he genuinely gave the best performance in that Cats movie.

omg I forgot he was in Cats! what an enigma

and @VoR Relentless Nonsense would’ve been a much better GH title

 

[Diddy]

Oh the Ora comparison was only because I can’t think anyone else who has a lot of hit singles without anything to show album-wise

His wiki about his personal life is weirdly short. Basically he dated Jordan Sparks for a while. That’s all that’s ever happened to him

 

[Penelope]

Oh the Ora comparison was only because I can’t think anyone else who has a lot of hit singles without anything to show album-wise

His wiki about his personal life is weirdly short. Basically he dated Jordan Sparks for a while. That’s all that’s ever happened to him

COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS! Literally all anyone could say is that he starts every song with JA-SON DERULO and fell down the stairs that one time

And WHAT MORE WOULD YOU NEED TO KNOW

 

[OutSynk]

Luckily I’ve never suffered from thinking about Jason Derulo.

 

[POP!]

1. Want to Want Me
2. Don't Wanna Go Home
3. The Other Side
4. Talk Dirty
Err

 

[Diddy]

1. Want to Want Me
2. Don't Wanna Go Home
3. The Other Side
4. Talk Dirty
Err

cheyeeeeenne


CHEYEEEEEE-EEEEENNE!

 

[POP!]

AH, I forgot about that one but for GOOD REASON

 

[Diddy]

Hovering around the top 10 Spotify monthly listeners too!

 

[Pipo]

Jason Derulo is absolutely one of the MOST beautiful men in music (at least for me).

Seriously, fuck me UP if you decide to dabble with our community Jay.

 

[Pipo]

he does seem to spout a lot of SHIT music mind but I think he has enough bops in his back cat for a small albeit successful tour.

Want you to want me, Cheyenne, Swalla, Talk Dirty, Don't Wanna Go Home, Whatch'a Say, Ridin' Solo, In my head, Try Me; ugh THE absolute BOPPERY.

Of course there's always the horror of the current Siren TikTok song one, Trumpets , Wiggle and Marry Me

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can we just take a moment to remember this CAREER HIGH

 

[Diddy]

Can we just take a moment to remember this CAREER HIGH

omg I wasn’t aware

Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bocello found dead

 

[ButterTart]

In My Head, Want to Want Me and The Other Side all 11/10. That’s enough to put him in my good books.

 

[RS]

Didn’t he have a song with Kylie or was that someone else?

 

[Frozen]

Didn’t he have a song with Kylie or was that someone else?

You're thinking of Taio Cruz.

 

[RS]

Oh.

 

[Jark]

this thread title sends me because WHY WOULD ANYBODY???

 

[Jark]

Want to Want Me is a superb pop song. That album had a couple more 80s-lite bops. Everything before and since? FLUSH

 

[Diddy]

this thread title sends me because WHY WOULD ANYBODY???

I SAID WHAT I SAID.gif

I’m not sure how I got on the topic myself, maybe he Freddy Kreugered me

 

[Zu]

I thought this thread was going to be about Jason Donovan and quite frankly I’m devastated that it isn’t, even though I’d be a bit concerned about anyone who’s been spending time thinking about him in this day and age



Featuting one of my favourite AMANDA LINN intros

SUCK ON THAT DERULO!

 

[lolly]

I didn't realise his name was actually the rather more FABULOUS Desrouleaux. Boo for dumbing it down for stupid English speakers.

 

[Pipo]

Can we just take a moment to remember this CAREER HIGH

look at that screengrab

what a BEAUTY :emoji_heart_eyes::emoji_cold_sweat: (awful terrible song btw)