A FRIDAY THREAD IN CAPITAL LETTERS

[big ron]

AND WHAT OF IT?

 

[Star]

Hiya morning

 

[Soldi]

In work today for the first time in two months

 

[Star]

School holidays over?

 

[ButterTart]

HELLO TO YOU ALL.

 

[Nancy]

I HOPE THE FUN POLICE AREN’T ON PATROL

 

[lolly]

THIS WILL NEVER CATCH ON

 

[Jark]

I very much don't want to get out of bed today Moopy

 

[big ron]

I had to drag my hungover bum face out of bed this morning. I didn't even want to get pissed last night.

 

[ButterTart]

Today’s already turning into a bit of a shithouse at work.

 

[Rachey]

Heathcliff just vomited 5 times in a row. All on soft furnishings rather than the vinyl flooring

 

[Rachey]

Also I think I have tennis elbow. My elbows are so sore after sleeping. I think I'm getting old.

 

[big ron]

Today’s already turning into a bit of a shithouse at work.

If it's any consolation my new postcode ends 2BT and every time I use it I think of you.

 

[Zu]

MORNING LADS SUPPOSE I SHOULD TRY TO DO SOME ACTUAL WORK TODAY

 

[ButterTart]

If it's any consolation my new postcode ends 2BT and every time I use it I think of you.

Mint. I hope you use Butter Tart instead of Bravo Tango if you ever have to give it out to people.

 

[jivafox]

Happy Friday!

 

[floppet]

Took Mr F for three teeth out this morning so I'm working from home*. Two came out, one wouldn't. At least this time he didn't come out with blood all over his clothes and face so that's a bonus. Last time the dentist had to cancel a load of appointments to do a deep clean in the treatment room, there was even blood on the walls and the big light they shine in your mouth.


*answering emails so it looks like I'm doing something

 

[Rachey]

Took Mr F for three teeth out this morning so I'm working from home*. Two came out, one wouldn't. At least this time he didn't come out with blood all over his clothes and face so that's a bonus. Last time the dentist had to cancel a load of appointments to do a deep clean in the treatment room, there was even blood on the walls and the big light they shine in your mouth.


*answering emails so it looks like I'm doing something

Omg poor Mr F

Dentists are terrifying places.

 

[big ron]

Mint. I hope you use Butter Tart instead of Bravo Tango if you ever have to give it out to people.

haha I will deffos do that

 

[big ron]

MOOPY 1 2 BUTTER TART

 

[ButterTart]

MOOPY 1 2 BUTTER TART

Exceptional.

 

[Indie]

Holiday done. Boo.

Still, going to go a friends tonight for some final indoor drinks before the winter of #nofun

 

[OutSynk]

AND WHAT OF IT?

Kala turning around in his grave.

 

[big ron]

I DONT KNOW HER

 

[big ron]

(Come 'ome kala)

 

[ButterTart]

Working from home as of Monday. Already thinking of ways to fritter away the £225 in travel costs I’ll save each month.

 

[Lucille]

Working from home as of Monday. Already thinking of ways to fritter away the £225 in travel costs I’ll save each month.

Cocaine is a lot of fun.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I got drunk on an expensive bottle of wine last night with my extended family and it was GREAT.

Despite a niggling hangover I have been super busy so far today. Setting new higher targets based on what I've learned in my most recent job application experience and updating my CV accordingly. I've also edited it to make me look 32

 

[big ron]

Cocaine is a lot of fun.

I'm in the mood for some good coke. Or may half a pill or 4. Hmph.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I bought an instant pot during prime day, and I am having to get it refunded and reordered because it broke the first time I used it. It is just all such a hassle that I cannot be fucked with.

At least the Moopy Funds hopefully get to double dip on it.

 

[Rachey]

I just made leek and potato soup in my slow cooker. I've never made soup before so it better taste ok.

 

[lolly]

I bought an instant pot during prime day, and I am having to get it refunded and reordered because it broke the first time I used it. It is just all such a hassle that I cannot be fucked with.

At least the Moopy Funds hopefully get to double dip on it.

I'm fairly sure they claw back the return, unfortunately.

 

[Kate]

After big ron's drugs post, I thought "instant pot" was some sort of easy home grow contraption and got all excited

 

[lolly]

Speaking of drugs, my mother tells me they are considering putting her on GHB

 

[big ron]

Speaking later of drugs, my mother tells me they are considering putting her on GHB

It might make her really horny

 

[lolly]

It might make her really horny

It had better not

Apparently orgasm is one of the things that can set her off

 

[Dark Carnival]

It might make her really horny

I’ve never got that horny from G, bizarrely. Mephedrone on the other hand is a BITCH for that. JUST HAND ME A TRAFFIC CONE TO SIT ON!!

 

[Mats]

I bought an instant pot during prime day, and I am having to get it refunded and reordered because it broke the first time I used it. It is just all such a hassle that I cannot be fucked with.

At least the Moopy Funds hopefully get to double dip on it.

just get a normal pressure cooker. no need for all the digits and buttons

 

[big ron]

I’ve never got that horny from G, bizarrely. Mephedrone on the other hand is a BITCH for that. JUST HAND ME A TRAFFIC CONE TO SIT ON!!

Oh god the stuff we got from china when it first came out and was legal was disgusting. I’d say G horny is more warm and sexy where mcat horn was just base need for disgusting filth at any cost.