MISHEARD LYRICS

[Nancy]

I’VE BEEN TO PARADISE, BUT I’VE NEVER BEEN TO NICE

 

[Zu]

ONE KISS ON A FLATBED TRUCK
A HOT RAIN HAS COMPLETED OUR LUCK

Oh no actually those WERE the lyrics

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh ooh I wanna touch this guy
I wanna fly so high

 

[Tisch]

CRAZY IRISH GAY

 

[Frozen]

My love has got no money, he's got his tromboleese

 

[Frozen]

CRAZY IRISH GAY

 

[funky]

ANNA FRIEL

ANNA JUST GOT HOME

ANNA FRIEL

 

[AlgoAlex]

My love has got no money, he's got his tromboleese

TRAMPOLINE

 

[funky]

This one always got me. For years I thought it was "I can't live if living is without you". Mind blown.

 

[ButterTart]

This one always got me. For years I thought it was "I can't live if living is without you". Mind blown.

Ken Lee
Tolibu dibu douchoo

 

[Zu]

“I say no because you sing out of tune”

BIT HARSH

 

[GNL]

Je veux ton amour, I don't wanna be french

 

[AlgoAlex]

PIZZA falls inside my miiiiind

 

[ZenGiraffe]

AND I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
AND I WILL POKE MY EYES OUT AND SURRENDER

 

[GNL]

AND I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
AND I WILL POKE MY EYES OUT AND SURRENDER

I HATE YOU DIDO

 

[Tisch]

Though I try to hide it, it's clear
I wear goggles when you are not near

 

[Soldi]

AND I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
AND I WILL POKE MY EYES OUT AND SURRENDER

I always thought it was I WILL GOWN DOWN WITH THIS SHIT

#DidoScatQueen

 

[Cloud]

Hamster! A dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagull

 

[Nancy]

CHAT WITH THE HORSE, I’M DONE

 

[ButterTart]

PIZZA falls inside my miiiiind

PEAS PIE PUDDING CHIPS AND GRAVY

 

[ButterTart]

I don't know if it counts when the song's in a foreign language, but @Iguana sent this song to Kalavision and all I can hear in the chorus is 'rim me now, you troll':

 

[Iguana]

I don't know if it counts when the song's in a foreign language, but @Iguana sent this song to Kalavision and all I can hear in the chorus is 'rim me now, you troll':

Oh is THAT why you liked it so much? :emoji_thinking:

 

[ButterTart]

Oh is THAT why you liked it so much? :emoji_thinking:

Yes! It reminded me of my dear friend Dark Carnival.

 

[Soldi]

SO I LOOSEN UP MY HOLE

@SDF

 

[Cloud]

Holding back the eeeeears
But the bunny's too tight to mention

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm CILLA BLACK FAN ON BIKE

 

[big ron]

This one always got me. For years I thought it was "I can't live if living is without you". Mind blown.

Didn't realise you looked like that.

 

[whatisityoucantface]

I wanna be a wallaby in Ben Osiris, begapo

 

[Dark Carnival]

I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME
LIKE I'M A HOT PIE

 

[Berly]

Don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight, don’t blame it on the good times, blame it on the pudding.

 

[Nancy]

DON’T BE AFRAID TO CATCH FISH

 

[rocketstail]

SUE LAWLEY SUE LAWLEY SUE LAWLEY

 

[straightorbroken]

My old classic is Billie's Girlfriend.

Do you have a middle name?

Frankly I prefer it to asking for a minute.

 

[Nancy]

TURNIP INTO LOVE

 

[Tisch]

THE LEAST KNOBBY DOT

 

[Marina Salty]

Look my eyes are just hollow brown

 

[SystemAddict]

Some say you’re my best lover,
MACHO like SUGAR for a PIG.

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh oh am an alien am a little alien
Am an international in New York

 

[ButterTart]

Weirdly, I was thinking about this thread earlier today

For some reason, I remembered that I totally went off Hear'say's The Way To Your Love when I found out they sang 'fill my shadows with light', not 'from the shadows we fly'. It went from being all cool and edgy to being a load of saccharine old shit.

 

[Marina Salty]

My tears don't call am wondering why
Got out of bed alone
The morning rain clouts up my window
And I can't see at all
Diva and F I couldn't at all regret
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad