Eurovision Rewatch: The Hague 1976 (17/10 @ 20.00 BST)

[AlgoAlex]

Okay this is better than I feared

 

[Lucille]

WHAT'S THAT FROM?

FUTURAMA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Belgium will be available during the internal for oral, anal and beastiality.

 

[Tisch]

Misread that as PIERRE RAPIST.

I thought he no trousers on

Also I noticed the flags on the postcards are in order of performance so I've managed to fill out column A of my scorecard already. PLEASING.

 

[Tisch]

FUTURAMA

YESSSSSS!!!!

 

[Soldi]

What a lovely ZOOM there

 

[Lucille]

Not terrible for a BLOKE the instrumental is quite bewitching and sinister.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Not terrible for a BLOKE the instrumental is quite bewitching and sinister.

This is my fave so far

 

[COB]

Didn't Belgium send a simpleton QUITE RECENTLY who looked a bit like this man?

 

[Iguana]

Sadly, Judy died

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's the only fucking JUDY tonight.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh BELGIAM you bored me

 

[ZenGiraffe]

00 The Pervs
00 The Clown
03 The Hairline
30 The Knees
07 The Mouth
26 The Good Judy

 

[lolly]

Sadly, Judy died

During this performance, one assumes

 

[Dark Carnival]

16 UK
19 La Suisse
45 Deutschland
55 Israël
20 Luxembourg
17 La Belgique

 

[Soldi]

Didn't Belgium send a simpleton QUITE RECENTLY who looked a bit like this man?

Poor Blanche

 

[GNL]

Well they ballsed the spelling up there.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Both Luxembourg and Belgium are VERY DEAD.

 

[Lucille]

This electric piano interlude is the highlight so far.

 

[COB]

There's more to IERLAND dan dis.

 

[lolly]

Like a young Jim Bowen

 

[Dark Carnival]

Both Luxembourg and Belgium are VERY DEAD.

 

[Iguana]

CHEESE

 

[lolly]

Sorry, are all the men sharing DENTURES this year?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sorry, are all the men sharing DENTURES this year?

And why are they ALL FUCK UGLY?

 

[COB]

Didn't Belgium send a simpleton QUITE RECENTLY who looked a bit like this man?

Update: I was thinking of Roberto Bellarossa:

 

[dmlaw]

If nothing touched him which was second best, then how does he explain the green velour jacket?

 

[Lucille]

Can you imagine I Feel Love coming out the year after this.

 

[Soldi]

Update: I was thinking of Roberto Bellarossa:

Was he FIERCELY HETEROSEXUAL?

 

[lolly]

I want his suit

 

[dmlaw]

Can you imagine I Feel Love coming out the year after this.

The second half of the show is probably wall to wall disco bangers.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And why are they ALL FUCK UGLY?

People with buzz cuts in the 70s must have been DROWNING IN IT

 

[GNL]

Isn't this the Chromatica intro?

 

[Dark Carnival]

16 UK
19 La Suisse
45 Deutschland
55 Israël
20 Luxembourg
17 La Belgique
17 Ireland

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Netherlands also DEAD.

 

[lolly]

Can you imagine I Feel Love coming out the year after this.

It's odd to think that Kraftwerk had already existed for several years

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh Sandra RIMMER.

 

[Suomi]

U.K. 08
Switzerland 01
Germany 00
Loreen - Statements 11
Israel 09
Luxembourg 05
Belgium 08
Ireland 07

 

[Iguana]

Atmosphere!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh it's kicking off!