Adele - Album 4

[Zu]

Apart from wondering why I didn't know her surname was France ()

Same here!

 

[Jark]

the way 2020 keeps on plumbing new depths...

 

[Jark]

This is heavily rumoured to be arriving November 8th, with the first single coming this Friday 18th. Apparently.

She split from her husband over the summer so hopefully there's a hot heartbreak banger or two in STORE.

I started this topic exactly one year ago btw.

 

[Zu]

I’m sure I must have already commented on this (EDIT: I see that I have indeed ) as I’ve spent far too much time thinking about it, but she’s not half looking UNHAPPY IN THE EYES since all that weight loss, or maybe that’s more to do with her choice of celebrity friends

#adelementalhealthwatch

#someonementionrihannaffs

 

[Alla]

Chris Brown? Of all the men on Earth, Chris Brown, darling? I guess she went mental and is into bdsm. Enjoy

 

[Jark]

apparently he's with someone and she is allegedly seeing Skepta, who is apparently friends with Chris Brown (ew) so hopefully Adele wasn't home and it was a BOYS NIGHT or something. *clutches at straws*

 

[Jark]

realistically though she's gonna be the next Instabaddie isn't she. more proof that skinny = evil. hope Lana's been charging consulting fees.

 

[Alla]

I can't wait for Adele's new single Loverboy 2020, dancing and jumping half naked in the video

 

[Zu]

I heard someone in the street the other day talking about how she hopes that Adele will be cracking out some Beyoncé-esque moves now she’s THIN THIN THIN. Am obviously here for Single Ladies part II, less so any reworks of the majority of her crudtastic oeuvre

 

[GNL]

I hear she's planning on releasing a candlelight remix of WAP.

 

[K.C.]

Chris Brown would throw it down real good though. Choking and everything.

 

[Jark]

FALSE ALARM

 

[Alla]

Why are they still using pics of FAT ADELE is what everyone is wondering.

 

[GNL]

Why are they still using pics of FAT ADELE is what everyone is wondering.

CHARMING!

 

[Pipo]

Why are they still using pics of FAT ADELE is what everyone is wondering.

!!!!!!!

 

[Zu]

Why are they still using pics of FAT ADELE is what everyone is wondering.

Because no-one knows who the fuck it is when they use pictures of her now MOST PROBABLY

 

[Zu]

Imagine if she now sounds like Norwegian starlet and Geru-antagoniser Annie because she's so thin and weak.

Or GERU HERSELF

 

[Nancy]

Imagine FAT ADELE and BLOATED KYLIE going to dinner together

 

[Zu]

I never really thought of Adele as fat to begin with, not that it matters. More VOLUPTUOUS

 

[straightorbroken]

Imagine FAT ADELE and BLOATED KYLIE going to dinner together

WHICH WITCH IS WHICH?

 

[straightorbroken]

I never really thought of Adele as fat to begin with, not that it matters. More VOLUPTUOUS

Please, hello from the inside was diabetes.

 

[K.C.]

I like my divas with a bit of MEAT on them.

 

[Penelope]

DO hope she gets cancelled for not being fat

I mean really just for DISRESPECT TO DIVA TRADITION rather than anything else

 

[Iguana]

It's kind of amazing to think she's only released 3 albums.

She needs some Kylie enthusiasm injected in her!

 

[SDF]

Of course now she’s skinny the world will turn against her.

I’m hoping for a 180 back to Chasing pavements Adele by 2021

 

[Zu]

I’m hoping for lots of whiny songs about how lonely she is after divorcing that nice tubby man

 

[Apoca]

WELL THEN.

 

[SDF]

Adele and HER?

Jess Glynne fuming

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who or what is HER? Aside from being a pronoun.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Dp

 

[Jark]

OMG

Interesting that she's only hosting but surely this is a way of kicking off the new era? Single the following Friday?

 

[Iguana]

Album rumoured to be out on 31 October APPARENTLY.

Which would mean it's up against Ariana!

 

[lolly]

Kylie may be lucky to go top three the week after at this rate...

 

[Jark]

where did you read that she is NOT gonna go up against Ari is she? poor Ari. I hope it fuels a new POP GIRL BEEF now that AA is an INSTABADDIE and an EVIL SKINNY.

 

[Iguana]

where did you read that she is NOT gonna go up against Ari is she? poor Ari. I hope it fuels a new POP GIRL BEEF now that AA is an INSTABADDIE and an EVIL SKINNY.

I think it's just a Twitter rumour so probably false

 

[VoR]

Maybe she’s just been stunt-cast by SNL to play Amy Coney Barrett in the political sketches...

 

[funky]

I assume this is a duet with H.E.R.?

she’s gone R&B then. It had BETTER NOT be trap, grime, mumble or afrobeats.

NOT TODAY ADELE

 

[joanne]

I assume this is a duet with H.E.R.?

.... not this.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Apparently she's only hosting and H.E.R. is the musical guest

 

[Jark]

she's presenting beb, HER is the performer. host never joins the performer as it wouldn't be possible logistically