RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (1 Viewer)

[Diddy]

Aww my Nan used to live nearby in GREAT LINFORD. used to love MK visits as a child. The shopping centre with the palm tress used to fascinate me

how did we NEVER talk about this before?!

 

[AlgoAlex]

how did we NEVER talk about this before?!

Haha I really don’t know, you would have thought it would have come up 15 years ago. Maybe I just like to have an air of MIS-TEEQ.
Hot MK chat

 

[AlgoAlex]

@Diddy or maybe I just STALKED you for many years

 

[AlgoAlex]

It was less than two miles away. WEIRD

 

[Zu]

GAY MEN (not including drag queens) REFERRING TO EACH OTHER AS SHE (unless it’s that person’s preferred pronoun)

I engage in it on here with a knowing wink and also the absurdity of it does appeal in this context but GENERALLY NO

 

[Phoenix]

BILL MAHER

(I was unfortunately reminded of his existence last night)

 

[Diddy]

PEOPLE ON BICYCLES

 

[OutSynk]

PEOPLE ON BICYCLES

The worst.

 

[Lucille]

HOLLYOAKS.

 

[Mats]

PEOPLE ON BICYCLES

I'm super cute on a bike you lil baka

 

[Diddy]

I'm super cute on a bike you lil baka

I’m sure you’re fine

just everyone else is trying to kill me

 

[Kate]

PEOPLE ON BICYCLES

Only ON THE PAVEMENT

 

[lolly]

MEN ON BICYCLES (WHO DON'T HAVE THEIR THIGHS OUT)

 

[Kate]

On that note, SCOOTERS ON THE PAVEMENT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BUILD BACK BETTER

BUILD FORWARD BETTER

 

[OutSynk]

On that note, SCOOTERS ON THE PAVEMENT

It’s almost like they’re ITCHING to crash into your rear end.

 

[Mats]

MEN ON BICYCLES (WHO DON'T HAVE THEIR THIGHS OUT)

it's not the lack of sunlight that brings about SAD anymore, it's the men putting on clothes again

 

[big ron]

PEOPLE WHO HAVE CARICATURES DONE.

 

[big ron]

THEY’RE FUCKING TRITE AND AWFUL

 

[Diddy]

Having to stand on a train because all the rows of seats that can hold 6 people are full with 4 self cunts

and this was before social distancing too

 

[win_the_game]

People who say ‘pacifically’ instead of ‘specifically’.

 

[OutSynk]

People who say ‘pacifically’ instead of ‘specifically’.

Who the fuck does that

 

[Ellie]

People who say ‘pacifically’ instead of ‘specifically’.

I have a friend at work who does that and she’s fully aware but just can’t say it. We call her Pacific Lim (that’s her last name)

 

[Kate]

Who the fuck does that

LOTS OF STUPID PEOPLE

 

[Kate]

PEOPLE WHO USE THE WORD "IGNORANT" TO MEAN "RUDE"

 

[Kate]

Thanks fuck I haven't heard "paraletic" for several years now.

 

[Lucille]

UPS

 

[win_the_game]

UPS

All courier companies! Mainly Hermes though.

MY WHEELIE BIN IS NOT A SAFE SPACE.

 

[lolly]

All courier companies! Mainly Hermes though.

MY WHEELIE BIN IS NOT A SAFE SPACE.

'We've left your parcel in your garden'

SO YOU'VE DROPPED IT OVER A SEVEN FOOT FENCE

 

[Jark]

Albums “DROPPING”

I rather LIKE this

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Wires everywhere that are not only unsightly but also are a trip hazard.

Oh hang on this is NOT RANDOM

 

[Jark]

PEOPLE WHO SAY FOREIGN NAMES WRONG BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO LAZY TO SAY THEM RIGHT

 

[Rita]

SAM SMITH.

 

[Jark]

my colleague was called Lorène and my (lovely but ditzy) boss always called her LORRAINE because she claimed she couldn't SAY LORÈNE RIGHT. Hardly a TONGUE TWISTER though is it!

 

[Lucille]

Apparently my parcel was left at some dodgy shop in Hackney 2 weeks ago but NO ONE TOLD ME. This was because they attempted ONCE to deliver to my address, but there was no one there to take the package despite the building having a 24 hour receptionist. It’s now been SENT BACK to the sender, because I didn’t collect it from the shop, even though NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS THERE.

 

[Kate]

SAM SMITH.

The singer or the pub baron?

 

[Lucille]

I’M SO MAD.

 

[Rita]

The singer or the pub baron?

SINGER.

 

[Lucille]

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A CIGARETTE.

 

[Kate]

I also have 24 hour reception so am a bit spoilt but still get ANNOYED when a courier just DUMPS PARCELS THERE without BOTHERING to come to my door and see if I'm there WHICH I ALMOST ALWAYS AM