COB's Creepers #1 - I Don't Want To Be Born, AKA The Devil Within Her, AKA The Monster, AKA Sharon's Baby

[ZenGiraffe]

I've been bribed here with the promise of sweets and alcohol, but so far I've had to pour my own drink. :emoji_triumph:

 

[COB]

I shall be pressing play ON THE DOT btw, I've become quite particular about it

 

[ButterTart]

Two minutes. I don't think I've ever seen Joan try to act before; I hope she's shit.

 

[COB]

THIRTY SECONDS

 

[Lucille]

READY

 

[COB]

Go!

 

[Lucille]

I’M OFF

 

[ButterTart]

Started. Already a winner.

 

[COB]

Quite the strong start

 

[Raining on Me]

Give her the Oscar already!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

“It doesn’t want to be born”

TELL ME ABOUT IT

 

[ButterTart]

Joan really playing the mild inconvenience of childbirth to the hilt, here.

 

[COB]

"Guest Star" It's a film!

 

[Raining on Me]

Is she having continuous orgasms? That's how you play it, Joan

 

[Lucille]

Has all the music got this HORROR meets FUNK INFLECTION

 

[COB]

The music is quite good! Ron Grainer is a touch of class.

 

[ButterTart]

Is that DONALD PLEASANCE?

 

[COB]

Back when the father would stay outside smoking

 

[Lucille]

 

[COB]

Is that DONALD PLEASANCE?

He's the sole guest star!

 

[COB]

Baby's just hungry!

 

[ButterTart]

"What's the matter?"
That baby's about eight months old already, her fanny must look like Baraka from Mortal Kombat, that's the matter.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A BABY BLEEDING OUT THE MOUTH?

 

[Lucille]

I love that it’s already on the ATTACK!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Which hospital doctor ever had an office with wood panelling?

 

[Lucille]

OF COURSE JOAN HAS A LOVELY HOUSE IN KENSINGTON.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I already have multiple questions.

 

[COB]

What a charming mobile above the cot

 

[COB]

DP

 

[Lucille]

OF COURSE JOAN HAS A LOVELY HOUSE IN KENSINGTON.

I MEAN IT’S NO BELGRAVIA.

 

[ButterTart]

Seriously, that monster has JUST come out of her and she's not even got the remains of a bump.

 

[COB]

Love that she's already back in TOP NICK hours after a traumatic labour.

 

[ButterTart]

On the lash already. Classic Joan.

 

[Raining on Me]

God I want that dreadful sofa

 

[AGinAg (37)]

STRAIGHT ON THE SHANDY!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

YET THE CHEAP SHIT CAR!

 

[ButterTart]

He'll be nobbing that saucepot secretary before the end of the second act.

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh a NUN!

 

[ButterTart]

Bit lively for a bride of Christ.