COB's Creepers #1 - I Don't Want To Be Born, AKA The Devil Within Her, AKA The Monster, AKA Sharon's Baby

[Lucille]

What exactly is that club? It's like a working men's club cabaret performance, but for an audience of posh folk. And some of the acts get their tits out and do a spot of light BDSM.

PLUS DWARVES.

 

[Raining on Me]

Love the convenience of a phone by the side of the stage for ordering a quick Chinese in between getting your tits out

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Moop Meet at the club?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

NICE GIANT BUST

 

[Zu]

Love the convenience of a phone by the side of the stage for ordering a quick Chinese in between getting your tits out

Oh I recommend it. NORMAL NIGHT IN!

 

[Raining on Me]

The JOLLY chase music

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Was she raped by the dwarf? It was the 70s after all.

 

[COB]

Oh hun.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Surely 999 can hear her!

 

[Lucille]

 

[ButterTart]

Moop Meet at the club?

Depends which night you want to go.
Thursday is seniors bingo, Friday is weeping undocumented Albanian women taking turns fellating a horse, Saturday is an audience with Paul Chuckle.

 

[Eddie]

So far Donald Pleasence is the best and scariest thing about this film.

 

[Lucille]

How did that rotten nanny LIVE?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fucking hell that's HOW I WANT TO GO!

 

[Raining on Me]

She even died glamorously and as if IN PLEASURE (if she's dead, fuck knows)

 

[Lucille]

Well I’m never turning down a dwarf’s advances again!

 

[ButterTart]

Baller move killing off the main character before the climax.

 

[Zu]

Was she raped by the dwarf? It was the 70s after all.

I’ve no idea what you’re all watching but this certainly provides a certain FRISSONAGE

 

[Lucille]

HAVE YOU TRIED FEEDING IT?

 

[Zu]

Well I’m never turning down a dwarf’s advances again!

Oh I NEVER WOULD!

 

[ButterTart]

Wait, is the baby possessed by the dwarf?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well I’m never turning down a dwarf’s advances again!

Why would you want to in the first place?

 

[COB]

Baller move killing off the main character before the climax.

Erm I think you'll find the main character Mandy is alive and well and enjoying cheesy balls at the side of the stage

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wait, is the baby possessed by the dwarf?

OH COME ON

 

[COB]

Wait, is the baby possessed by the dwarf?

The Devil AND the dwarf, somehow

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The dying dwarf being MADE TO KEEP PERFORMING!

 

[ButterTart]

Erm I think you'll find the main character Mandy is alive and well and enjoying cheesy balls at the side of the stage

Are we getting a sequel where Mandy and Mrs Hyde go to the country and just slut it up for a long weekend?

 

[COB]

The dying dwarf being MADE TO KEEP PERFORMING!

The show must go on

 

[Raining on Me]

Well I’m never turning down a dwarf’s advances again!

I married one and I assume the divorce will be exactly like this exorcism - with DYING CAT noises

 

[Zu]

Why would you want to in the first place?

IKR! Quick fat one up the bum and then off out to lure disco dollies to a life of vice

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The show must go on

ABSOLUTE PROFESSIONAL

 

[Zu]

Erm I think you'll find the main character Mandy is alive and well and enjoying cheesy balls at the side of the stage

I BET SHE IS

 

[ButterTart]

She's just exorcised a LIVING DWARF from the soul of an infant, which then caused the dwarf to die and for Eileen to flash a bit of neck and make me think impure things about a nun. This is the best film I've ever seen.

 

[COB]

Love how it just ENDS with barely any resolution whatsoever

 

[COB]

@Zu-Klara you'd do well to catch up at some point, it was super fun!

 

[ButterTart]

Love how it just ENDS with barely any resolution whatsoever

70s British horrors all do that. 'Right, Vincent Price is dead, fuck off'

 

[Lucille]

WELL THAT FILM CERTAINLY HAPPENED!

 

[Zu]

@Zu-Klara you'd do well to catch up at some point, it was super fun!

I’m certainly tempted, based on that squalid little précis from nun bummer @ButterTart just now

 

[COB]

I don't know about anyone else but I've had a marvellous time

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The plot was enthralling, the acting was captivating (special regards to Tommy and Mandy), the editing sharp as a tack, with the backdrop of 70s London really adding nothing whatsoever.

0/10

AND

13/10