Charity Shop Sue

[jivafox]

It’s a fridge.

It’s a bookshelf.

I am SICK of having SMUTTY NOVELS like that on the shop floor. It’s NOT RIGHT for the KIDS.

 

[Soldi]

It’s a fridge.

It’s a bookshelf.

I am SICK of having SMUTTY NOVELS like that on the shop floor. It’s NOT RIGHT for the KIDS.

Oh was it a FRIDGE that was made into a bookshelf and not an oven?!

 

[jivafox]

THAT’S RALPH LAURENT.

I’m GONNA COLLAPSE.

 

[jivafox]

Oh was it a FRIDGE that was made into a bookshelf and not an oven?!

Isn’t the oven where someone’s shoved a DOLLY

 

[Zu]

Sue is obviously based on someone real as she’s very much a TYPE

KEEPING IT LOCAL

 

[jivafox]

This is my favourite Sue clip.



“EXCUSE ME DARLIN’
EXCUSE ME! THESE BLOODY GEWLS HAVE BEEN SINGING THEIR ‘ART OUT!”

“I’m calling the police”

“GET TO THE BLOODY NEXT STREET!”

 

[Zu]

Sue’s very much like women (and I’m afraid it IS normally women) who work in social care (and I worked in that sector long enough to know) because they ostensibly CARE ABOUT THE SERVICE USERS but work in management positions TO BE A CUNT

 

[Zu]

It’s not a quote but TAPPING THE MUG AND CLOSING THE BOOK WITH HER SUNGLASSES in ‘The Refund’

 

[Zu]

Also I used to be a PA (in a social care setting) and the I CAN SEE YOU’RE EATING BUT COULD YOU DO THIS NOW routine is VERY familiar

 

[Zu]

Of course my stock response was “Oh no, it’s fine” rather than FUCK OFF WITCH I DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER

God I certainly don’t miss the interpersonal dynamics of the PA YEARS

 

[Soldi]

Zu Klara’s Life Stories please

 

[Zu]

Zu Klara’s Life Stories please

You’ve all already had MOST OF THEM

 

[Zu]

-

 

[Zu]

ANYWAY BACK TO SUE

 

[Soldi]

EXCUSE ME LAYDEH’S

Why has nobody been posting in our Sue’s thread today?!

 

[Tisch]

MERY XMA

 

[Soldi]

“What size are ya darlin?“

“10/12”

“Na come here. From one LAYDEH to another LAYDEH, what size are ya?”

“Size 10/12”

“You’re a FOURTEEN”

 

[Tisch]

You look niiiice don't yerrrrr? *Eats crisps*

 

[jivafox]

REGISTERED NURSE COMING THROUGH!

EVERYONE OUT! YOU’RE TAKING UP TOO MUCH

*kicks fire escape door open*

OXYGEN

 

[Soldi]

SUE’S GOT EARS

SUE CAN HEAR

SUE NOT HAPPY

 

[Soldi]

“What does that sign say on there?”

“A can’t read”

 

[Soldi]

Can ya cut that bit out please

 

[ButterTart]

Did we know that the woman who interrupts the rot test challenge is Vicky McClure?

 

[Soldi]

I did not! There’s a Christmas Special floating around YouTube somewhere which includes her as well. I think it was filmed a couple of years before the MAIN SERIES.

 

[ButterTart]

I did not! There’s a Christmas Special floating around YouTube somewhere which includes her as well. I think it was filmed a couple of years before the MAIN SERIES.

Oh yeah, that’s brilliant. And Vera has demented hair in it.

 

[Zu]

I saw the Christmas special for the first time just the other day. More horror

Also some lovely leg action from SUE

 

[Tisch]

Did we know that the woman who interrupts the rot test challenge is Vicky McClure?

I knew. Gold star please!

Only because I saw her name on the end credits and didn't remember seeing her, so I had a little Google. I appreciate the meta-comedy of having its biggest star with her face blurred out.

 

[jivafox]

And the guy who kicks off outside who also has his face blurred out is Shane Meadows

 

[dUb]

Not Charity Shop Sue related in any way shape or form but here's a picture of a lovely laydeh

Spoiler

 

[dUb]

Also shout-out to Janet the regional manager who is absolutely sensational

 

[Soldi]

Don’t forget socialite VERA nipping to a party with good old Janet

 

[Zu]

Not Charity Shop Sue related in any way shape or form but here's a picture of a lovely laydeh

Spoiler

Don’t look the same without ‘er lovely feather cut do she laydeh?

Very much related to Charity Shop Sue, I think FASHION SHOW is rapidly becoming my second favourite episode after the TIPSY POST-FUNERAL one

 

[jivafox]

It’s onleh bloody fashion time!

 

[Tisch]

It’s onleh bloody fashion time!

This laydeh's gonna knock you out - out - out

 

[Soldi]

This laydeh's gonna knock you out - out - out

Cut to Vicky’s boyfriend coming in and knocking out poor old Vera

 

[ButterTart]

And the guy who kicks off outside who also has his face blurred out is Shane Meadows

What?!

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking Hell is Shane Meadows the one she sells the skiddy pants to?

 

[Zu]

I ORGANISED IT

 

[Zu]

And the guy who kicks off outside who also has his face blurred out is Shane Meadows

I thought you meant he was DWAYNE but that’s someone else. I’ve googled and NO FULL FRONTALS UNFORTS

As ever I have a greedy eye for someone who’s going to crush my Cornetto

 

[Soldi]

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