Friday kills all the birds

[Suomi]

Like this post if ASFM brought you here.

omg

 

[GNL]

Can't believe @Lucille has made one of r brave boys homeless.

And in poppy season too.

 

[Lucille]

I’m not sure where he went! He couldn’t afford the rent and kind of disappeared in the night. Probably shooting up on a park bench whilst a refugee family of 12 get given a Mayfair townhouse.

 

[big ron]

IF I WAS TO BLOW COCAINE UP LUCILLE’S HOLE USING THE PLASTIC TUBE OF A BIRO, THAT WOULDN’T MAKE HIM A JUNKIE

INBOX ME.

 

[Kate]

Perhaps he found our Help For Heroes thread and it drove him to smack.

 

[ButterTart]

He was in the army for 10 years, so he’s KILLED.

In fairness if he’s an R. Braveboys then it’s understandable if he’s taken to shooting up to dull the horrors of war.

 

[GNL]

Maybe he's just diabetic

 

[win_the_game]

I’m not a JUNKIE, I just like a bit of COKE now and AGAIN. I don’t SHOOT UP.

This is hardly the HnH PnP Chez Lucy persona I was led to believe.

 

[Kate]

Maybe he's just diabetic

This did cross my mind too

 

[Iguana]

JUNKIE MEANS NEEDLES

I’m not a JUNKIE, I just like a bit of COKE now and AGAIN. I don’t SHOOT UP.

I genuinely didn't know the distinction! *naive*

 

[Soldi]

One of the people in the group for this project which is due in a few hours (and has been utterly silent for weeks) has popped up asking if there’s anything that needs to be done.

HOW ABOUT FUCK OFF

 

[Zu]

DIE NOW HAG is your other option

 

[Tisch]

Group projects to go die.

 

[Lucille]

WHAT’S YOUR ADDRESS? I’LL COME OVER. SAFETY IN NUMBERS.

THE BINS, HACKNEY.

 

[lolly]

I genuinely didn't know the distinction! *naive*

That's only a distinction in Lucille's mind

 

[Lucille]

That's only a distinction in Lucille's mind

Lower middle class drug users are the WORST.

 

[lolly]

Lower middle class drug users are the WORST.

Don't worry, I'm not calling you a junkie

But I'm not NOT calling you one either

 

[Kate]

THE BINS, HACKNEY.

I hope this is your ASFM country for tonight.

 

[big ron]

Lower middle class drug users are the WORST.

I hope your cocaine is fairtrade that's all I'm saying.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

An ex squaddie on drugs? Wow, that's new

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I GOT THE SHIT TEMP JOB!

 

[Soldi]

Congratulations love! (I think? )

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Congratulations love! (I think? )

Oh yes I'm happy to be working again!

 

[Kate]

YAY! BOOZE FOR CHRISTMAS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I haven't worked for 14 months(!)

 

[Soldi]

I think I started working around 14 months ago

 

[Cloud]

I just TIDIED MY ROOM

It has nothing to do with Jordan Peterson reappearing, I assure you

 

[Rachey]

Moopy... question.

We have a vet who seems incompetent at doing a consult without help holding the animal.

I've not been trained to hold. Don't like holding. Don't feel comfortable.

Am I within my rights to refuse? It's not actually part of my job.

 

[jivafox]

I had my flu jab today and now I feel like I’m getting a cold

 

[Nancy]

Moopy... question.

We have a vet who seems incompetent at doing a consult without help holding the animal.

I've not been trained to hold. Don't like holding. Don't feel comfortable.

Am I within my rights to refuse? It's not actually part of my job.

ARE YOU SURE IT’S NOT A HAT?

 

[jivafox]

Oh Rachey we’re not THE UNION!

 

[Kate]

Is it Mr Chinnery from the League of Gentlemen?

 

[Soldi]

I had my flu jab today and now I feel like I’m getting a cold

I’ve still got the BRUISE!

 

[Iguana]

I’ve still got the BRUISE!

BEATS on @Soldi

 

[Iguana]

Or was it just my school where when you got a jab the evil boys would PUNCH you on the injection spot?

 

[Kate]

Or was it just my school where when you got a jab the evil boys would PUNCH you on the injection spot?

OWWWWW MY BCG

 

[floppet]

Moopy... question.

We have a vet who seems incompetent at doing a consult without help holding the animal.

I've not been trained to hold. Don't like holding. Don't feel comfortable.

Am I within my rights to refuse? It's not actually part of my job.

Is it lots of animals or just the odd giant/naughty one? My vet has to have help to hold Ridley if he's injecting him or putting his ear-squirt in so if I'm not there a nurse helps him. But it's always a nurse, never a receptionist. I'd question whether you should be helping to hold animals, pretty sure that nurses would be covered on the insurance if something bad happened but don't know about receptionists.

 

[Rita]

We also need a @Rita DEAD RABBIT update.

She left from the stomach/intestines down. I didn’t witness it, but my daughters boyfriend went out to remove the remains. My son was also dead against going to check so Aaron had no option to go out and collect the remnants. Vera went out to double check today and couldn’t find head nor tail of anything so I went out to the garden this afternoon and am happy to announce NO MORE RABBIT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The flu jab is a brute. It only lasts a few days.

 

[Rita]

Sorry, that was quite long winded but wanted everyone to live the moment with me.