ASFM Speed - THEME REVEAL

[AGinAg (37)]

I'll be sabotaging the results with SOME BIG REVEALS MYSELF.

I'll be revealing the contents of my inbox and you'll be asking:

How old is that 7 year old child with Jacques?
When did William Hague get that flexible? (Hot)
How did Ag get hold of the crime scene pics before the police knew?
When did Indie and ButterTart fuck? (Hot)
Will Jark ever finish? (Hot)
DEAD BABY INCEST PORN SWAP? (What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.)

 

[OutSynk]

I’m just happy for @Win_the_game. It’s his time to shine.

 

[ButterTart]

WHO ARE YOU?

I don’t want to give too much away but tonight feels like the PERFECT MOMENT to reveal that you may have heard me ON THE RADIO.

 

[SDF]

Is @Jark participating this time

 

[Soldi]

WHO ARE YOU?

 

[ButterTart]

I'll be sabotaging the results with SOME BIG REVEALS MYSELF.

I'll be revealing the contents of my inbox and you'll be asking:

How old is that 7 year old child with Jacques?
When did William Hague get that flexible? (Hot)
How did Ag get hold of the crime scene pics before the police knew?
When did Indie and ButterTart fuck? (Hot)
Will Jark ever finish? (Hot)
DEAD BABY INCEST PORN SWAP? (What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.)

The answer to one of those questions is ‘as soon as there was a free cubicle in the pub toilets’, but I’m not saying which.

 

[Nancy]

I don’t want to give too much away but tonight feels like the PERFECT MOMENT to reveal that you may have heard me ON THE RADIO.

VANESSA FELTZ

 

[Kate]

I don’t want to give too much away but tonight feels like the PERFECT MOMENT to reveal that you may have heard me ON THE RADIO.

OMG YOU'RE NIGEL FARAGE

LYNCH HIM

 

[SDF]

@ZenGiraffe did you get my PM love

 

[OutSynk]

@ZenGiraffe did you get my PM love

 

[Nancy]

@ZenGiraffe did you get my PM love

WAS IT A HOLE PIC?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe did you get my PM love

I did thanks hun <3

 

[SDF]

Well, I can only confirm it wasn't a dick pic

 

[Soldi]

@ZenGiraffe made me use a hole pic for my flag

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Some of the NONSENSE I have been sent is very hard to clip up for a recap.

NAMING NO NAMES (yet)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm amazed you're prepping a playlist AND recap in an hour?!

 

[OutSynk]

I don’t think some of the basic bitches here are prepared for what’s to come.

 

[Berly]

Does this close at 5pm? 3 minutes to go!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm amazed you're prepping a playlist AND recap in an hour?!

Yes I am.

WHY HAVE I DONE THIS TO MYSELF!?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope you get that HAPPY ENDING.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Does this close at 5pm? 3 minutes to go!

...It doesn't.

7pm.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

However, as the recap is 75% done, if you want to CHANGE YOUR ENTRY...

...TOUGH!

It's locked in now

 

[Zu]

I hope you get that HAPPY ENDING.

If that awful @COB doesn’t at least offer comforting oral or much-needed hand relief, he is a VERY BAD GIRL

 

[Soldi]

Does this close at 5pm? 3 minutes to go!

Sneaky Beryl tries to prevent more competition SHOCK

 

[Zu]

If that awful @COB doesn’t at least offer comforting oral or much-needed hand relief, he is a VERY BAD GIRL

And also I’ll TELL REG

 

[Zu]

Goodness I’m quite excited about gathering my PAD AND PEN

 

[Zu]

And writing SCATHING REMARKS

 

[Suomi]

I have convinced @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid to enter


Move over, @Iguana / @Tisch

 

[OutSynk]

I have convinced @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid to enter


Move over, @Iguana / @Tisch

@Indie / @ButterTart fuming.

 

[Zu]

Oh fuck I misread the time on the oven as 18:55 a bit earlier on and might possibly have opened the wine too early. That’ll teach me for being continental

NEVER MIND HAVE TWO BOTTLES

 

[win_the_game]

I’m just happy for @Win_the_game. It’s his time to shine.

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?

 

[OutSynk]

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?

Is this a Mariah Carey lyric?

 

[win_the_game]

As if I would fucking dare.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Could you both try that again please, I don't have them.

Do you have it now?

 

[Zu]

As if I would fucking dare.

But Mariah lyrics say everything to me about my life so you must be a right freak if they don’t say everything to you about yours

 

[OutSynk]

IT’S THE MARIAHVIRUS AGAIN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do you have it now?

I do yes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also my manservant has arrived and I now have my first beverage of the night.

 

[Kate]

I hope he's wearing nothing but an apron.

 

[Zu]

Also my manservant has arrived and I now have my first beverage of the night.

SLAVE UP @COB!