ASFM Speed - THEME REVEAL

[Soldi]

Don’t be so BLOODY CRASS.

TRUE THO INNIT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Was this the absolutely sterling and deliciously foul one where various poor performers were congratulated for having a NICE JUMP?

I've never looked back on it, but it was as charming as you'd imagine.

 

[Zu]

FOR FUCK SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME

WE CAN’T*

*WON’T

 

[OutSynk]

FOR FUCK SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME

Rita won’t be here during the show but will still give us a delicious mental breakdown while still here.

 

[Nancy]

RITA, JUST BE AN INTERVAL ACT

 

[dmlaw]

I HAVE A VISITOR.

Would it help if we called the police and had him dragged away by the rozzers?

That's not a euphemism. Well, it is, but not for those.

 

[Rita]

I can not believe I waste my PRECIOUS TIME on you lot as you don’t do a FUCKING THING for me. I’ve had ENOUGH!

see you tomorrow xxx

 

[Penelope]

Are YOU playing?

I am taking drugs and ordering pizza as we speak

 

[Rita]

I am taking drugs and ordering pizza as we speak

VOTE FOR ME!! A VOTE FOR MOOPY’S VERY OWN REET IS A VOTE FOR HUMANITY!

 

[Lucille]

I can not believe I waste my PRECIOUS TIME on you lot as you don’t do a FUCKING THING for me. I’ve had ENOUGH!

see you tomorrow xxx

How SELF INDULGENT! DOUZE POINTS!

 

[dmlaw]

I can not believe I waste my PRECIOUS TIME on you lot as you don’t do a FUCKING THING for me. I’ve had ENOUGH!

see you tomorrow xxx

Your best bet would probably be to badger the people who said they would be available in the other thread but who haven't entered a song. I think that is Alex, Barnacle, funky and Lume.

 

[Zu]

RITA, JUST BE AN INTERVAL ACT

I’ve told everyone that’s going to be YOU

I’ve promised performing boobs and all sorts

 

[Soldi]

Oh Rita

 

[OutSynk]

I’ve just heard KALAVISION will be returning sometime TONIGHT.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve told everyone that’s going to be YOU

I’ve promised performing boobs and all sorts

I’m sure he can TURN A TRICK or TWO.

 

[Nancy]

RITA, GIRAFFE IS WORKING VERY HARD COMPILING THE ENTRIES RIGHT NOW SO LET @COB KNOW ASAP IF YOU ARE HAPPY WITH BEING AN INTERVAL ACT, JUST LIKE MADONNA

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my god is that what Jark's been doing with his countdown threads the whole time

Kala fucked off to Ibiza for three months the second his semi finals finished.

 

[Zu]

I’m liking @Lucille shamelessly appointing poor @Nancy as the NEW LOUNGE SLAG

 

[Lucille]

My first attempt at a cake for my friend came out a bit DISFIGURED so I’m devouring it in anticipation.

 

[Rita]

Oh Rita

WHAT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

rita yanked off stage for our pleasure (funny and hot)

 

[Penelope]

I am taking drugs and ordering pizza as we speak

Okay I don't actually have the money to do this but if anyone wants a spectacle for the next four hours then PAYPAL CONTRIBUTIONS are ALWAYS WELCOME

 

[Zu]

My first attempt at a cake for my friend came out a bit DISFIGURED so I’m devouring it in anticipation.

GREEDY CUNT

 

[Rita]

@Alex @Barnacle @funky @Lume can someone vote on my behalf? I WILL PAY!

 

[Penelope]

rita yanked off stage for our pleasure (funny and hot)

piano falls on vor (funny and hot)

 

[ButterTart]

Your best bet would probably be to badger the people who said they would be available in the other thread but who haven't entered a song. I think that is Alex, Barnacle, funky and Lume.

Well, Funky has already popped his head around the door to tell us he can't be arsed. The other three might be more amiable.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

vor falls off multiple story car park (hilarious)

 

[Penelope]

vor falls off multiple story car park (hilarious)

zengiraffe hosts asfm (four dead)

 

[Kate]

I think Barnacle is pissed off after the Euphoria thread

 

[Lucille]

vor pecked to death by birds (sexually fulfilling)

 

[ButterTart]

Look how many people are in here for something that doesn't even START for half an hour. We're sat here watching the trailers and trying not to eat the entire bag of Revels before the opening credits and having a fine old time.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

jacques gets job at primary school (shocking)

 

[Kate]

Oh GOD Revels now I want CHOCOLATE

 

[win_the_game]

I think Barnacle is pissed off after the Euphoria thread

What happened? I’m not wading through pages of shit posting.

 

[Rita]

I have to GO. Have a great night all, I really wish I rescheduled my plans but you will all be on my mind whilst I am ON MY BACK THINKING OF MOOPY.

 

[dmlaw]

I think Barnacle is pissed off after the Euphoria thread

That damn Euphoria. Worst thing he has ever done.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DEAD BABY INCEST PORN SWAP (funny)

 

[Lucille]

I have to GO. Have a great night all, I really wish I rescheduled my plans but you will all be on my mind whilst I am ON MY BACK THINKING OF MOOPY.

GIVE HIM A GOBBLE FOR LUCY.

 

[Zu]

Look how many people are in here for something that doesn't even START for half an hour. We're sat here watching the trailers and trying not to eat the entire bag of Revels before the opening credits and having a fine old time.

Internet homosexuals these days have NOTHING BETTER TO DO

Thank the Lord for my CARR’S CHEESE MELTS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What happened? I’m not wading through pages of shit posting.

Euphoria murdered someone (factual)