Saturday Is No.1!

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My lie in was just VETOED by the builders next door. Now playing Kylie to drown out the homophobic drills.
 
@Zu-Klara DARLING, I'm having trouble choosing THE song for our beautiful ceremony. After some very thoughtful consideration, I narrowed it down to THIS. Unless you have something else in mind?

ALSO can we change the theme from SATAN'S CHILD to HONOLULU WHORE?

 
Certainly a very sophisticated choice. Do we fly to our honeymoon in a hot air balloon?
 
COCO-DANCE is very special and lovely, but is it too HIGH BROW? I don't want our wedding guests to leave rolling their eyes!
 
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Another liquid brown prezzy from the dog this morning, glad I added another bottle of Dettol to today's shopping delivery last night. So it's a boiled chicken and rice diet for him for the next few days. I've also noted that both times he'd had lamb dog food for the previous meal which may be a coincidence or it may not.
 
I’m sat in my doctor’s waiting room and this couple just came in with their rash covered child and asked to go before me because they’re WORRIED! FUCK OFF, IT’S NOT GOING TO DIE FROM A RASH :manson:
 
Zu-Klara said:
Certainly a very sophisticated choice. Do we fly to our honeymoon in a hot air balloon?
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Oh and DEFINITELY a hot air balloon! A surprise location my favourite location! If we're lucky, the balloon will land on water and we'll be like mermaids. Would you be the Ariel to my Ursula, if we dive deep, or is this yet another 2 Ursulas situation (nothing wrong with that either :horny:)?
 
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I’m sat in my doctor’s waiting room and this couple just came in with their rash covered child and asked to go before me because they’re WORRIED! FUCK OFF, IT’S NOT GOING TO DIE FROM A RASH :manson:
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Oh are YOU going to die then?
 
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Soldi said:
I thought he already died when the curfew began :(
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The clock on the microwave is BROKEN and we don’t have one on the oven so it should be a BREEZE this time round.
 
Soldi said:
The clock on the microwave is BROKEN and we don’t have one on the oven so it should be a BREEZE this time round.
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BULLY FOR YOU

I have at least FIVE clocks which will need changing

SO FURIOUS RIGHT NOW
 
Zu-Klara said:
BULLY FOR YOU

I have at least FIVE clocks which will need changing

SO FURIOUS RIGHT NOW
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I have NONE and obviously we'll ditch those when you move to HELSINKI! The wooden tulip collection has to go too, I'm afraid. However I'm willing to make some room for the gramophone. :disco:
 
Cooked the dog's chicken and rice, tasted it to make sure the rice was cooked properly and now I remember why I didn't eat boiled rice for about two years after the last time I cooked it for him. Vile and bland at the same time.
 
I thought it was the LAST Sunday of the month the clocks went back. GOOD GOD WHY?? :emoji_disappointed:
 
My oven clock has been on winter time all summer anyway because I forgot how to change it. So it’s just my LOUNGE one that will need changing.
 
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