RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Zu]

T-shirts or indeed any item of clothing with names of places in America on them

I WOULD NEVER

Well in fact I did when I was about 7 and was utterly embarrassed by the woman at Butlins drawing attention to me by loudly saying MIAMI DOLPHINS in a dreadful pretend American accent

THE SCARS

 

[Lucille]

When a bus is more than 6 minutes away.

 

[Nancy]

THE DONKEY I RODE IN A DONKEY DERBY AT BUTLINS AT THE AGE OF 9. WE WERE LEADING ALL THE WAY AND THEN THE STUPID ASS DECIDED TO PULL UP JUST BEFORE THE FINISH LINE AND EVERYONE ELSE OVERTOOK US LEAVING ME AND MY DONKEY IN LAST PLACE.

 

[Zu]

Maybe we need a MY BUTLINS HELL thread

 

[Zu]

When a bus is more than 6 minutes away.

Cue muted chorus of sympathy from anyone not living in a major town or city

My breaking point is TEN MINUTES

 

[Zu]

THE DONKEY I RODE IN A DONKEY DERBY AT BUTLINS AT THE AGE OF 9. WE WERE LEADING ALL THE WAY AND THEN THE STUPID ASS DECIDED TO PULL UP JUST BEFORE THE FINISH LINE AND EVERYONE ELSE OVERTOOK US LEAVING ME AND MY DONKEY IN LAST PLACE.

WE CLEARLY NOW KNOW WHY SHE IS AS SHE IS

 

[Zu]

I bet the poor donkey was TIRED

 

[Lucille]

MAYBE THE DONKEY HAD OTHER SHIT GOING ON IN IT’S LIFE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK.

 

[Eddie]

I bet the poor donkey was TIRED

Are you suggesting NANCY IS OBESE?

Dogs rock btw!

 

[Nancy]

MAYBE THE DONKEY HAD OTHER SHIT GOING ON IT’S LIFE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK.

APPARENTLY, SHE’D JUST MISSED OUT ON A CALLBACK FOR THE ROLE OF DONKEY IN THE BBC SCHOOLS NATIVITY PRODUCTION THEY WERE PRE-RECORDING LATER THAT MONTH. HER BAD MOOD MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT.

 

[Zu]

Are you suggesting NANCY IS OBESE?

Certainly not NOW. We’ve all seen the TAUT BOOBS

 

[Zu]

APPARENTLY, SHE’D JUST MISSED OUT ON A CALLBACK FOR THE ROLE OF DONKEY IN THE BBC SCHOOLS NATIVITY PRODUCTION THEY WERE PRE-RECORDING LATER THAT MONTH. HER BAD MOOD MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT.

Oh I am enjoying this caps lock nonsense. Second only to the CALLING THE WINNER OF FOUR IN A BED revelation

 

[Nancy]

GINO D’ACAMPO

 

[Zu]

ONE OF MY HOBBIES IS TO CALL THE WINNERS OF FOUR IN A BED AND CONGRATULATE THEM

Can I please nominate this shouty absurdity as my favourite post of recent times?

 

[Dark Carnival]

LICORICE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"METHINKS"

 

[Soldi]

INTERNET PROBLEMS MEANING I HAVE TO USE MY DATA

 

[Ellie]

CITRIX RECEIVER

 

[Suomi]

Theme parks! Boy was my face red when the Ferris wheel I operated at the Anastasia Vinnikova Centre of Fun in Minsk spun off its axis and injured all those bystanders.

 

[Soldi]

 

[Lucille]

ACCIDENTALLY LOADING STRAIGHT PORNHUB.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ACCIDENTALLY LOADING STRAIGHT PORNHUB.

I'M WRITING A SYMPATHY CARD FOR YOU AS WE SPEAK

 

[Lucille]

HUGS FOR LUCY.

 

[Tisch]

ACCIDENTALLY LOADING STRAIGHT PORNHUB.

STRAIGHT ADVERTS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR NON-STRAIGHT SESSION

 

[Soldi]

TWINK PORN

 

[jivafox]

“HEY, I’M PAUL CANNON, AND I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER.”

 

[Soldi]

HUGS FOR LUCY.

Yeah, I hate that too

 

[GNL]

STRAIGHT ADVERTS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR NON-STRAIGHT SESSION

THOSE OVERLY STYLISED GAY PORN ADVERTS FEATURING ZANY PLOTS IN THE HOPE OF RECAPTURING THE MAGIC OF 'IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?'

 

[jivafox]

TWINK PORN

LEAVE JOEY MILLS ALONE

 

[Soldi]

LEAVE JOEY MILLS ALONE

 

[Tisch]

“HEY, I’M PAUL CANNON, AND I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER.”

I'm okay with this. Wouldn't mind it THEY CHANGED IT UP A BIT though.

 

[Nancy]

JOBSWORTHS

 

[BoysForSeles]

People crowding round the reduced section in the supermarket as the poor staff member starts pricing stuff and hasn’t had a chance to put it back on the shelves. It’s not as if I want to buy from that section so don’t know why it bugs me to see it.

 

[Ellie]

More supermarket hate: Entire families with both parents and 2+ children who are old enough to stay at home alone, all going shopping together clogging up the aisles. Is it really necessary?

 

[GNL]

People who HOLD HANDS on escalators

I always want to KARATE CHOP them. Move bitch!

 

[COB]

“HEY, I’M PAUL CANNON, AND I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER.”

I'll give you a BIG REWARD

 

[Zu]

More supermarket hate: Entire families with both parents and 2+ children who are old enough to stay at home alone, all going shopping together clogging up the aisles. Is it really necessary?

it’s a DAY OUT!

 

[win_the_game]

THOSE OVERLY STYLISED GAY PORN ADVERTS FEATURING ZANY PLOTS IN THE HOPE OF RECAPTURING THE MAGIC OF 'IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?'

They’re always focused on HUMILIATING some woman/wife/mother/sister etc.

 

[Indie]

People crowding round the reduced section in the supermarket as the poor staff member starts pricing stuff and hasn’t had a chance to put it back on the shelves. It’s not as if I want to buy from that section so don’t know why it bugs me to see it.

I was that guy.

I just put everything on a trolley and went out back.

 

[GNL]

They’re always focused on HUMILIATING some woman/wife/mother/sister etc.