Concours Moopyvision de la ChanZen - THE RESULTS

[Iguana]

Mr Naef is currently awaiting confirmation but the face of the guy behind him is betraying some concern

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have to say when I thought Soldi had brazenly lied like that in order to plant the seed of conflict for later, I did shed a proud tear

Credit for always having one eye on producing content.

 

[Penelope]

I have to say when I thought Soldi had brazenly lied like that in order to plant the seed of conflict for later, I did shed a proud tear

Oh so you're proud when SOLDI DOES IT but when it's ME it's all "I'm blocking you" and "you don't deserve human rights" and "I can't believe you've ruined my 38th birthday like this"

 

[jyxz]

Thanks for the great show @ZenGiraffe and congratulations @ButterTart !

Very happy with my third place after the poor showing of my last two entries.

Now go and stream the amazing albam Creamy Blue by the saddest girl in Sweden Sarah KLANG.

 

[Lucille]

Mr Naef is currently awaiting confirmation but the face of the guy behind him is betraying some concern

Meanwhile the lady behind is squirming in the kind of perverse ecstasy one only experiences after eating one of Julie’s legendary DODGY KEBABS.

 

[Zu]

ONE LAMB KOFTE please Julie, and do HOLD THE WRITHING.

Doner and chips for MISS SALERNO over there please Julie

CHOP CHOP LUV IN GREEK OBVIOUSLY

 

[Penelope]

julie chic does events catering (400 DEAD)

 

[Indie]

Did I actually get a 12 from @OutSynk?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did I actually get a 12 from @OutSynk?

You did

 

[win_the_game]

I wasn‘t aware of the existence of that album until last night and am now having a very sultry (horizontal) listen

Isn’t it fabulous. Sultry electronica. Full of sensuous breathy moans and whispery vocals.

One of my absolute favourite albums.

 

[RS]

Fantastic work @ZenGiraffe!

And thanks to the few of you who voted for me.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Following a full enquiry, I can now report the CORRECTIONS AND APOLOGIES

First of all, apologies to @Soldi. Due to an error with column sorting, whilst his points were initially entered correctly, they were then rearranged and as such, bore no resemblance to the truth.

Secondly, two points from @Beryl were incorrectly attributed to Hutt River. These should have went to Hell.

These errors have now been corrected, and the final scoreboard is now as follows.

29 - MUFF - Tina Barratt - Mwah Mwah Points: -38 Sent by: Rita

28 - Cyprus - Anna Vissi - Call Me Points: -34 Sent by: ZZ

27 - Bedrock - The B.C.52’s - (Meet) The Flintstones Points: 10 Sent by: Nancy

26 - Tamil Eelam - Griff - Good Stuff Points: 19 Sent by: Beryl

25 - TWATT - Dusky Grey - Uncontrollable Points: 24 Sent by: Tisch

24 - United Nations of Geru Halliwell - Tayla Parx - Me Vs. Us Points: 25 Sent by: SDF

23 - Montenegro - Tamia - Me Points: 28 Sent by: dUb

22 - The Collapsed Republic Of Adel - Nobuo Uematsu - Liberi Fatali Points: 29 Sent by: Raining On Me

21 - CHRIST - RABBII - New Friends Points: 36 Sent by: Iguana

20 - Ireland - Roisin Murphy feat. Ali Love - Jacuzzi Rollercoaster Points: 37 Sent by: Rhythmbarbican

19 - Bitch Cavern - Daniella Mason - Nightshapes Points: 38 Sent by: Penelope

18 - Goutte d’Or, Paris 18th - La Caution - Thè à la Menthe Points: 39 Sent by: RaspberrySwirl

17 - Brooklyn - Barry Manilow - Even Now Points: 40 Sent by: Pingu

16 - The State of Susie - Clara Luciani - Nue Points: 51 Sent by: Soldi

15 - Moldova - No Bra - Munchausen Points: 54 Sent by: Lucille

12 - Champagne-Ardenne - Dita Von Teese - Sparkling Rain Points: 62 Sent by: Win_the_game

12 - Kepler-452b - Clark - Rainbow Voodoo Points: 62 Sent by: Outsynk

12 - Ukraine feat. Israel - неАнгелы feat. Dana International - I Need Your Love Points: 62 Sent by: Zu-Klara

11 - Goose Island - Lou Hayter - My Baby Just Cares For Me Points: 71 Sent by: Kate

10 - A Small Private Island - The Church of Scientology - We Stand Tall Points: 72 Sent by: jivafox

9 - Kingdom of Tavolara - BABYMETAL - Gimme Chocolate!! Points: 77 Sent by: Indie

8 - South Korea - Yaeji - Raingurl Points: 78 Sent by: Beverley

7 - USSR - Sparks - The Number One Song in Heaven Points: 80 Sent by: Ag

6 - East Timor - Julie - Eyes of a Stranger Points: 86 Sent by: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

5 - Terran Empire - Dorian Electra - Flamboyant Points: 87 Sent by: COB

4 - STATEMENTS - Lauren (sp?) - STATEMENTS Points: 88 Sent by: Suomi

3 - Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands - Sarah Klang - New Day Coming Points: 96 Sent by: jyxz

2 - Hell - Powerwolf - Demon's Are A Girl's Best Friend Points: 101 Sent by: dmlaw

1 - Hutt River - Desmond Child - Egy Szabad Országért Points: 128 Sent by: ButterTart

The scores as first reported are here:

Spoiler: Scores as first reported

29 - Cyprus - Anna Vissi - Call Me Points: -41 Sent by: ZZ
28 - MUFF - Tina Barratt - Mwah Mwah Points: -26 Sent by: Rita
27 - Bedrock - The B.C.52’s - (Meet) The Flintstones Points: 10 Sent by: Nancy
26 - TWATT - Dusky Grey - Uncontrollable Points: 24 Sent by: Tisch
24 - Tamil Eelam - Griff - Good Stuff Points: 25 Sent by: Beryl
24 - United Nations of Geru Halliwell - Tayla Parx - Me Vs. Us Points: 25 Sent by: SDF
23 - The Collapsed Republic Of Adel - Nobuo Uematsu - Liberi Fatali Points: 29 Sent by: Raining On Me
21 - CHRIST - RABBII - New Friends Points: 33 Sent by: Iguana
21 - Montenegro - Tamia - Me Points: 33 Sent by: dUb
20 - Goutte d’Or, Paris 18th - La Caution - Thè à la Menthe Points: 37 Sent by: RaspberrySwirl
19 - Bitch Cavern - Daniella Mason - Nightshapes Points: 38 Sent by: Penelope
18 - Brooklyn - Barry Manilow - Even Now Points: 43 Sent by: Pingu
17 - Ireland - Roisin Murphy feat. Ali Love - Jacuzzi Rollercoaster Points: 44 Sent by: Rhythmbarbican
16 - The State of Susie - Clara Luciani - Nue Points: 51 Sent by: Soldi
15 - Moldova - No Bra - Munchausen Points: 54 Sent by: Lucille
14 - Kepler-452b - Clark - Rainbow Voodoo Points: 56 Sent by: Outsynk
12 - Champagne-Ardenne - Dita Von Teese - Sparkling Rain Points: 62 Sent by: Win_the_game
12 - Ukraine feat. Israel - неАнгелы feat. Dana International - I Need Your Love Points: 62 Sent by: Zu-Klara
11 - Goose Island - Lou Hayter - My Baby Just Cares For Me Points: 63 Sent by: Kate
10 - A Small Private Island - The Church of Scientology - We Stand Tall Points: 71 Sent by: jivafox
9 - Kingdom of Tavolara - BABYMETAL - Gimme Chocolate!! Points: 72 Sent by: Indie
8 - South Korea - Yaeji - Raingurl Points: 73 Sent by: Beverley
7 - STATEMENTS - Lauren (sp?) - STATEMENTS Points: 76 Sent by: Suomi
6 - USSR - Sparks - The Number One Song in Heaven Points: 80 Sent by: Ag
5 - Terran Empire - Dorian Electra - Flamboyant Points: 89 Sent by: COB
4 - East Timor - Julie - Eyes of a Stranger Points: 90 Sent by: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
3 - Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands - Sarah Klang - New Day Coming Points: 96 Sent by: jyxz
2 - Hell - Powerwolf - Demon's Are A Girl's Best Friend Points: 109 Sent by: dmlaw
1 - Hutt River - Desmond Child - Egy Szabad Országért Points: 130 Sent by: ButterTart

Finally, the spreadsheet has been updated to reflect the proper scoring.

 

[Iguana]

Really it wouldn't be ASFM without a slight spreadsheet malfunction.

I hope @Beryl is practicing his Excel skills AS WE SPEAK

 

[Berly]

Omg so I basically came last (because the Flintstones, really?) what the actual fuck. Griff deserves better Moopy. It’s basically 2020’s Someone Like You.

 

[Suomi]

Omg


Top 4

 

[Tisch]

STORMED into the Top 25 #yaaaaaassss!!!

 

[Soldi]

Omg


Top 4

You can THANK ME

 

[Suomi]

@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid is shouting something about leaving Moopy forever but I can barely hear him over the sound of my victory reprise

 

[Tisch]

Poor Tina/Rita

 

[OutSynk]

Hideous results! Glad I didn’t stay up. But happy for our straights doing well.

Obviously the only correct results are:


12 Kepler-452b - Clark - Rainbow Voodoo
10 South Korea - Yaeji - Raingurl
08 East Timor - Julie - Eyes of a Stranger
07 Champagne-Ardenne - Dita Von Teese - Sparkling Rain
06 Terran Empire - Dorian Electra -Flamboyant
05 STATEMENTS - Lauren (sp?) - STATEMENTS
04 Cyprus - Anna Vissi - Call Me
03 The Collapsed Republic Of Adel - Nobuo Uematsu - Liberi Fatali
02 Montenegro - Tamia - Me
01 Moldova - No Bra - Munchausen

OMFG. I think Hell just froze over.

I’m actually seriously surprised my song did so well. I was ready for everyone to hate it as it’s a bit NICHE. The video was very hetero indeed but it wasn’t an official one and I thought it would be better if there were some VISUALS to go with.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Oh for fuck’s sake this is JUST like the time they promised Julie she was the next Nana Mouskouri.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh for fuck’s sake this is JUST like the time they promised Julie she was the next Nana Mouskouri.

I get more of a whiff of Nana from The Royle Family.

 

[Penelope]

WTF AT JULIE NOT EVEN BEING FUCKING TOP FIVE?!

 

[SDF]

I actually can’t believe @Suomi is now top 5

 

[Soldi]

Moopy loosened up its hole to STATEMENTS

 

[jivafox]

Why does JULIE have to be the major casualty?

 

[Soldi]

OH FUCK OFF AND DIE.

Not over 8 of you agreeing I should DIE

 

[Soldi]

IM LEAVING!!!!

(For real this time for the 5829293rd time today)

 

[Rita]

Not over 8 of you agreeing I should DIE

Don’t come in here crying over my post 12 hours ago. I have been at least 7 personalities since then.

 

[Soldi]

I have been at least 7 personalities since then.

?

 

[Rita]

?

Between drinks 1-4 I can change personality traits at least 10 times. CAN’T WE ALL?

 

[Rita]

I suppose that depends on the MEASURES. Mine are rather LARGE for my frame.

 

[SDF]

Oh for fuck’s sake this is JUST like the time they promised Julie she was the next Nana Mouskouri.

Hun, if you managed to survive the night not doing a euphoria then you’re a Saint x

 

[Suomi]

 

[Penelope]

Oh here she goes

 

[Diddy]

Well I belatedly did the Chanzen experience, lovely show @ZenGiraffe and I LOVE a good recap, and yours are always amazing

TOTALLY AGOG at these bizarre results - basically almost all of my top 10 were out before the actual top 10.

Sorry I couldn't attend on the day, time zones etc, and I know that entering would've jiggered around the results a little anyway (well not much because I'm sure I'd have missed the top 20 but anyway).

THAT BEING SAID
HERE ARE THE VOTES FROM OSAKA, LAND OF FIRE (all done before I read the results)

12 STATEMENTS - Lauren (sp?) - STATEMENTS
10 Kingdom of Tavolara - BABYMETAL - Gimme Chocolate!!
8 Moldova - No Bra - Munchausen
7 United Nations of Geru Halliwell - Tayla Parx - Me Vs. Us
6 The Collapsed Republic Of Adel - Nobuo Uematsu - Liberi Fatali
5 Champagne-Ardenne - Dita Von Teese - Sparkling Rain
4 MUFF - Tina Barratt - Mwah Mwah
3 Cyprus - Anna Vissi - Call Me
2 The State of Susie - Clara Luciani - Nue
1 Brooklyn - Barry Manilow - Even Now

Wouldn't have changed a great deal, now I've Excelled it all, but @Suomi would've missed 2nd place by a whisker, and @Indie would've come 9th (you've entered almost as many Japanese songs as me! You were the shouting girls in Soldivision weren't you?)

Everyone else was robbed, I'm totally baffled The ones that I thought were Moopy good flopped, the ones that were Diddy good flopped, I even backed the wrong batshit one (hi @Lucille )

But at least Suomi won me over (if he hadn't before), Statements really IS AMAZING and Sweden are PUSSIES for not sending her again

 

[Indie]

and @Indie would've come 9th (you've entered almost as many Japanese songs as me! You were the shouting girls in Soldivision weren't you?)

I was already 9th - with those votes I would have been joint 5th. DAMN YOU AND YOUR TIMEZONES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well I belatedly did the Chanzen experience, lovely show @ZenGiraffe and I LOVE a good recap, and yours are always amazing

TOTALLY AGOG at these bizarre results - basically almost all of my top 10 were out before the actual top 10.

Sorry I couldn't attend on the day, time zones etc, and I know that entering would've jiggered around the results a little anyway (well not much because I'm sure I'd have missed the top 20 but anyway).

THAT BEING SAID
HERE ARE THE VOTES FROM OSAKA, LAND OF FIRE (all done before I read the results)

12 STATEMENTS - Lauren (sp?) - STATEMENTS
10 Kingdom of Tavolara - BABYMETAL - Gimme Chocolate!!
8 Moldova - No Bra - Munchausen
7 United Nations of Geru Halliwell - Tayla Parx - Me Vs. Us
6 The Collapsed Republic Of Adel - Nobuo Uematsu - Liberi Fatali
5 Champagne-Ardenne - Dita Von Teese - Sparkling Rain
4 MUFF - Tina Barratt - Mwah Mwah
3 Cyprus - Anna Vissi - Call Me
2 The State of Susie - Clara Luciani - Nue
1 Brooklyn - Barry Manilow - Even Now

Wouldn't have changed a great deal, now I've Excelled it all, but @Suomi would've missed 2nd place by a whisker, and @Indie would've come 9th (you've entered almost as many Japanese songs as me! You were the shouting girls in Soldivision weren't you?)

Everyone else was robbed, I'm totally baffled The ones that I thought were Moopy good flopped, the ones that were Diddy good flopped, I even backed the wrong batshit one (hi @Lucille )

But at least Suomi won me over (if he hadn't before), Statements really IS AMAZING and Sweden are PUSSIES for not sending her again

What if Diddy had voted?

Spoiler: If Diddy had voted

29 - MUFF - Tina Barratt - Mwah Mwah Points: -34 Sent by: Rita
28 - Cyprus - Anna Vissi - Call Me Points: -31 Sent by: ZZ
27 - Bedrock - The B.C.52’s - (Meet) The Flintstones Points: 10 Sent by: Nancy
26 - Tamil Eelam - Griff - Good Stuff Points: 19 Sent by: Beryl
25 - TWATT - Dusky Grey - Uncontrollable Points: 24 Sent by: Tisch
24 - Montenegro - Tamia - Me Points: 28 Sent by: dUb
23 - United Nations of Geru Halliwell - Tayla Parx - Me Vs. Us Points: 32 Sent by: SDF
22 - The Collapsed Republic Of Adel - Nobuo Uematsu - Liberi Fatali Points: 35 Sent by: Raining On Me
21 - CHRIST - RABBII - New Friends Points: 36 Sent by: Iguana
20 - Ireland - Roisin Murphy feat. Ali Love - Jacuzzi Rollercoaster Points: 37 Sent by: Rhythmbarbican
19 - Bitch Cavern - Daniella Mason - Nightshapes Points: 38 Sent by: Penelope
18 - Goutte d’Or, Paris 18th - La Caution - Thè à la Menthe Points: 39 Sent by: RaspberrySwirl
17 - Brooklyn - Barry Manilow - Even Now Points: 41 Sent by: Pingu
16 - The State of Susie - Clara Luciani - Nue Points: 53 Sent by: Soldi
13 - Moldova - No Bra - Munchausen Points: 62 Sent by: Lucille
13 - Kepler-452b - Clark - Rainbow Voodoo Points: 62 Sent by: Outsynk
13 - Ukraine feat. Israel - неАнгелы feat. Dana International - I Need Your Love Points: 62 Sent by: Zu-Klara
12 - Champagne-Ardenne - Dita Von Teese - Sparkling Rain Points: 67 Sent by: Win_the_game
11 - Goose Island - Lou Hayter - My Baby Just Cares For Me Points: 71 Sent by: Kate
10 - A Small Private Island - The Church of Scientology - We Stand Tall Points: 72 Sent by: jivafox
9 - South Korea - Yaeji - Raingurl Points: 78 Sent by: Beverley
8 - USSR - Sparks - The Number One Song in Heaven Points: 80 Sent by: Ag
7 - East Timor - Julie - Eyes of a Stranger Points: 86 Sent by: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
5 - Kingdom of Tavolara - BABYMETAL - Gimme Chocolate!! Points: 87 Sent by: Indie
5 - Terran Empire - Dorian Electra - Flamboyant Points: 87 Sent by: COB
4 - Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands - Sarah Klang - New Day Coming Points: 96 Sent by: jyxz
3 - STATEMENTS - Lauren (sp?) - STATEMENTS Points: 100 Sent by: Suomi
2 - Hell - Powerwolf - Demon's Are A Girl's Best Friend Points: 101 Sent by: dmlaw
1 - Hutt River - Desmond Child - Egy Szabad Országért Points: 128 Sent by: ButterTart

 

[ButterTart]

What if Diddy had voted?

Spoiler: If Diddy had voted

29 - MUFF - Tina Barratt - Mwah Mwah Points: -34 Sent by: Rita
28 - Cyprus - Anna Vissi - Call Me Points: -31 Sent by: ZZ
27 - Bedrock - The B.C.52’s - (Meet) The Flintstones Points: 10 Sent by: Nancy
26 - Tamil Eelam - Griff - Good Stuff Points: 19 Sent by: Beryl
25 - TWATT - Dusky Grey - Uncontrollable Points: 24 Sent by: Tisch
24 - Montenegro - Tamia - Me Points: 28 Sent by: dUb
23 - United Nations of Geru Halliwell - Tayla Parx - Me Vs. Us Points: 32 Sent by: SDF
22 - The Collapsed Republic Of Adel - Nobuo Uematsu - Liberi Fatali Points: 35 Sent by: Raining On Me
21 - CHRIST - RABBII - New Friends Points: 36 Sent by: Iguana
20 - Ireland - Roisin Murphy feat. Ali Love - Jacuzzi Rollercoaster Points: 37 Sent by: Rhythmbarbican
19 - Bitch Cavern - Daniella Mason - Nightshapes Points: 38 Sent by: Penelope
18 - Goutte d’Or, Paris 18th - La Caution - Thè à la Menthe Points: 39 Sent by: RaspberrySwirl
17 - Brooklyn - Barry Manilow - Even Now Points: 41 Sent by: Pingu
16 - The State of Susie - Clara Luciani - Nue Points: 53 Sent by: Soldi
13 - Moldova - No Bra - Munchausen Points: 62 Sent by: Lucille
13 - Kepler-452b - Clark - Rainbow Voodoo Points: 62 Sent by: Outsynk
13 - Ukraine feat. Israel - неАнгелы feat. Dana International - I Need Your Love Points: 62 Sent by: Zu-Klara
12 - Champagne-Ardenne - Dita Von Teese - Sparkling Rain Points: 67 Sent by: Win_the_game
11 - Goose Island - Lou Hayter - My Baby Just Cares For Me Points: 71 Sent by: Kate
10 - A Small Private Island - The Church of Scientology - We Stand Tall Points: 72 Sent by: jivafox
9 - South Korea - Yaeji - Raingurl Points: 78 Sent by: Beverley
8 - USSR - Sparks - The Number One Song in Heaven Points: 80 Sent by: Ag
7 - East Timor - Julie - Eyes of a Stranger Points: 86 Sent by: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
5 - Kingdom of Tavolara - BABYMETAL - Gimme Chocolate!! Points: 87 Sent by: Indie
5 - Terran Empire - Dorian Electra - Flamboyant Points: 87 Sent by: COB
4 - Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands - Sarah Klang - New Day Coming Points: 96 Sent by: jyxz
3 - STATEMENTS - Lauren (sp?) - STATEMENTS Points: 100 Sent by: Suomi
2 - Hell - Powerwolf - Demon's Are A Girl's Best Friend Points: 101 Sent by: dmlaw
1 - Hutt River - Desmond Child - Egy Szabad Országért Points: 128 Sent by: ButterTart

The important thing is that Desmond and Powerwolf would have been top two regardless.

 

[Diddy]

I was already 9th - with those votes I would have been joint 5th. DAMN YOU AND YOUR TIMEZONES

oops
Well you wouldn’t have wanted to win this one anyway

I’m used to not quite getting why certain songs do well, but this really is on another level

The top 2 were alright (Tart was closest to my bubbling under) but I just had to vote with my heart, which apparently means Barry Manilow