COB's Creepers #3 - Spookies (Wednesday 28th October, 9:30pm)

[COB]

Stranger danger, Billy

 

[Raining on Me]

Red puff haired lady an icon already

 

[COB]

IS HE SPENDING HIS BIRTHDAY ALONE IN THE WOODS

Yes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is there any NU-DI-TY in this film?

 

[Lucille]

Yes

I didn’t start till cruising till my 15th.

 

[COB]

Sort of fancy this paedophile I think

 

[ButterTart]

RUN BOY, IT'S MACKENZIE CROOK

 

[COB]

Oh he's dead!

 

[Lucille]

Quick aside SPOOKIES is the dumbest fucking name for a horror film I’ve ever heard.

 

[ButterTart]

The wife's got a look of Madonna about her.

 

[ButterTart]

How old are the guys in the car supposed to be? They seem to vary in age from 30 to about 75.

 

[COB]

I actually forgot all about the PUPPET

 

[Raining on Me]

The generic dracula/wizard bloke sounds like he'd rather she just STAYED DEAD

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CANCELLED

 

[COB]

How old are the guys in the car supposed to be? They seem to vary in age from 30 to about 75.

Trying to work out what everyone's relationship is to one another genuinely took me most of the film when I first saw it

 

[ButterTart]

What in God's name is he wearing? Is that the pelt of a DFS pleather sofa he hunted and killed?

 

[jivafox]

That is quite a queer outfit on the homophobe.

 

[ButterTart]

I actually forgot all about the PUPPET

Does it feature again later?

 

[COB]

Duke studied acting under Jeff Stryker, I think.

 

[jivafox]

This kid is just ASKING to be murdered.

 

[Raining on Me]

Lovely pillars, beautiful pillars

 

[COB]

Does it feature again later?

It might I should've got @Zu-Klara in on this really!

 

[Lucille]

This kid is just ASKING to be murdered.

DESERVES to.

 

[COB]

Billy is a fucking moron

 

[Lucille]

Poor deluded DUMB FUCKING kid.

 

[Raining on Me]

This is actually genuinely creepy if we ignore the stupidity! Ok I can't ignore that but still

 

[jivafox]

These shitty am dram monsters

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is there a Jawa and did our George sue for copyright infringement?

 

[jivafox]

Scared of a little HEAD Billy?

 

[Lucille]

Who are his fucking parents, KATE and GERRY?

 

[COB]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUAHAHAHAHHA

 

[ButterTart]

Christ. I bet he'd sooner have been nonced shitless by that guy in the Canadian tuxedo.

 

[Raining on Me]

Happy Birthday Billy, you DUMB CUNT

 

[jivafox]

SO OOOLD

 

[Lucille]

Why are the middle aged couple hanging out with the kids again?!?

 

[ButterTart]

The puppet has the most clearly defined personality of the lot of them..

 

[jivafox]

Nice arse on Duke.

 

[Lucille]

The puppet is the only one I don’t want to die.

 

[jivafox]

Blue sweater girl looks like Joan Cusack.

 

[COB]

Goodness this New Jersey one is quite a bouncy young(?) lady isn't she.