COB's Creepers #3 - Spookies (Wednesday 28th October, 9:30pm)

[jivafox]

I like how they hired the local BTEC Level 2 Movie Make Up students.

 

[COB]

How do they know all this about trapped souls etc? Sounds like they made it all up!

 

[Raining on Me]

I assume red haired, blue topped actress sensation lasts until the end and that they put her in a COLOURFUL ENSEMBLE to signal this

 

[COB]

Shut up, you brainless twerp

 

[ButterTart]

HOW DO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER?

 

[jivafox]

Saying what we are all thinking.

 

[ButterTart]

"There can be no end for either of us"
"Why won't you let this end?"

DAZZLING repartee.

 

[Raining on Me]

Madonna's about to belt out "Girl Gone Wild" from within the coffin and that's the REAL horror of Spookies revealed

 

[ButterTart]

The comedy music!

 

[COB]

Have you clocked the comedian's T-shirt yet BTW?

 

[Lucille]

I hope Duke’s lovely leather couture is ok.

 

[COB]

Duke will provide

 

[Raining on Me]

I feel I need Duke 2020 updates

DEAD?

 

[jivafox]

FARTING GHOSTS?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God almighty, fart monsters

 

[Raining on Me]

What the cunting fuck

 

[COB]

I do love how this film has just ANY type of monster with no consistency whatsoever

 

[COB]

Quite easily defeated!

 

[Lucille]

So farty ground monsters that are dissolved by wine? That’s correct yes?

 

[ButterTart]

I feel I need Duke 2020 updates

DEAD?

He's only 55 years young!

 

[jivafox]

MAYBE THEY’RE ALL DEAD

 

[COB]

Maybe they're all DEAD!

I love her so much.

 

[Raining on Me]

Did the wine kill them then? Why did they constantly fart? Why am I looking for the unanswerable?

 

[COB]

Don't save him, he's VERY ANNOYING!

 

[Raining on Me]

The ouija board looks like Atmosfear the game

 

[ButterTart]

Adrienne is now 65 years old and hasn't acted since 1987. Judging by this I'd say she didn't act before 1987 either.

 

[COB]

Adrienne is now 65 years old and hasn't acted since 1987. Judging by this I'd say she didn't act before 1987 either.

Last time I checked she was the only cast member with a Wikipedia page

 

[Lucille]

YOU DON’T DRINK YOU ARSEHOLE.

Every line she delivers is ICONIQUE

 

[ButterTart]

@COB I still haven't had a good look at his t-shirt - what is it?

 

[COB]

@COB I still haven't had a good look at his t-shirt - what is it?

A photo of himself /

 

[COB]

There's something horrible under the stairs!

 

[Raining on Me]

David throw that CRAP away

Whyyeee becozz you sayesooo?!

This line delivery! I want to rewind OVER AND OVER

 

[Raining on Me]

Last time I checked she was the only cast member with a Wikipedia page

And thus, she wins. What a CREATION!

 

[jivafox]

Does she never not have a fag in her hand?

 

[COB]

She literally DOES NOT STOP SMOKING

 

[ButterTart]

Mandy from last Wednesday, Lady Sylvia from Sunday and now Adrienne. I love that we've got a harem of Creeper QOLs.

 

[Lucille]

When did she light a new one!

 

[COB]

Who remembers Boglins?

 

[Raining on Me]

Gonna start a Just Giving page to get Adrienne on moopy

 

[COB]

This weirdly mournful music!