The Friday daily thread (aka preamble before GAY DISCO tonight)

[Tisch]

Hey

Last day at "work" today for two and a bit weeks. Assuming our C******** GIRLS tests come back negative lol.

Spoiler: C******** GIRLS

 

[Tisch]

Oh wrong forum. @Iguana you're the only mod online. PLEASE MOVE FAST.

 

[Tisch]

I'm calling out to him and he obviously is walking around with headphones in. What's the point of living with a mod if you can't even get special service

 

[jivafox]

Edit out that c-word too

 

[COB]

@ZenGiraffe to the red courtesy phone please

 

[Tisch]

Edit out that c-word too

Oh yeah. DONE.

 

[Tisch]

@Iguana is not reading my WhatsApp either.

 

[jivafox]

Oh yeah. DONE.

EVEN SCARIER!!!

 

[Tisch]

Oh hang on I think I remember he's gone for a walk. So I'm actually screaming into the void (literally)

 

[COB]

Wishing I had stood as a mod now - me and my silly jokes

 

[Tisch]

Wishing I had stood as a mod now - me and my silly jokes

At least you've got a nice oven-ready campaign picture for when you decide to run!

 

[COB]

Okay they're clearly all gone. Everybody GET NAKED IT'LL BE GREAT

 

[jivafox]

This lawlessness. This abandonment.

I am TERRIFIED.

 

[ButterTart]

I don’t understand what’s happened in this thread so far.

 

[Lucille]

Morning girls, have I missed some TEPID drama?

 

[AlgoAlex]

I don’t understand what’s happened in this thread so far.

I feel that about MOST threads

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sorry, I was doing SOME ACTUAL WORK, what is going on in here on this day?

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry, I was doing SOME ACTUAL WORK, what is going on in here on this day?

From what I can gather, Tisch and Iguana have broken up and Tisch has spent the morning wandering around their house screaming.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

From what I can gather, Tisch and Iguana have broken up and Tisch has spent the morning wandering around their house screaming.

I also see that three very disappointed girls are being used as a euphemism. It is very rude.

 

[Penelope]

HI GIRLS!

 

[big ron]

That covid editing was a joke, right?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

There is a GAY DISCO tonight..?

I might have a quick POOEY WANK in anticipation

 

[Dark Carnival]

A couple of weeks ago I took the day off to go away for the weekend. Except I'm locked down at home and I've been awake for no reason since FIVE. How's your day going Moopy?

 

[Tisch]

From what I can gather, Tisch and Iguana have broken up and Tisch has spent the morning wandering around their house screaming.

This is correct. But we've made up now and spent the morning sticking things down our throat and up our nose and gagging.

 

[ButterTart]

This is correct. But we've made up now and spent the morning sticking things down our throat and up our nose and gagging.

I’m so pleased it isn’t just me who does that of a morning. Makes you feel alive, doesn’t it?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I've gone out and got myself a CROISSANT AUX AMANDES to calm myself down a bit

 

[AlgoAlex]

This is correct. But we've made up now and spent the morning sticking things down our throat and up our nose and gagging.

Isn’t this your daily routine ?

 

[Iguana]

@Tisch gagged. I was FINE (ok I cried a little)

 

[Lucille]

@Tisch (ok I cried a little)

HOT

 

[Lucille]

I spent the night dreaming about sex with Japanese boys and fear I was possessed in the night by Diddy-SAN.

 

[Jark]

There is a GAY DISCO tonight..?

I might have a quick POOEY WANK in anticipation

what is going in this here house? unless you SHIT GLITTER we don't talk about POO and DISCO together

 

[OutSynk]

A couple of weeks ago I took the day off to go away for the weekend. Except I'm locked down at home and I've been awake for no reason since FIVE. How's your day going Moopy?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

what is going in this here house? unless you SHIT GLITTER we don't talk about POO and DISCO together

BABE it's THE NEW GAY CRAZE! Where have you BEEN!

 

[ButterTart]

The only problem with working from home is not having a Subway in easy walking distance. Can’t be arsed making my own butties today.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The only problem with working from home is not having a Subway in easy walking distance. Can’t be arsed making my own butties today.

Subway are on Just Eat now remember.

 

[Zu]

The only problem with working from home is not having a Subway in easy walking distance. Can’t be arsed making my own butties today.

You do realise that it’s not actual bread, don’t you? It’s FLOUR, WATER AND GRANULATED PLASTIC

 

[Penelope]

I did love that court judgement the other week that Subway bread contains so much sugar it's TECHNICALLY CAKE

 

[big ron]

I spent the night dreaming about sex with Japanese boys and fear I was possessed in the night by Diddy-SAN.

I was dreaming that my ex, who is now addicted to heroin and crack, was trying to have sex with me for money. I woke up quite sad.

 

[Indie]

I was dreaming that my ex, who is now addicted to heroin and crack, was trying to have sex with me for money. I woke up quite sad.

I'm unsure which bit you're sad about. Was it not enough money?

 

[Lucille]

PUTTING MY SHEETS IN THE WASH TO FORCE MYSELF OUT OF BED.