A GAY MOOPY DISCO - ALREADY HAPPENED - WAS FABULOUS - LUBE RAN OUT

[COB]

God this makes me want to be OUT AND ABOUT so very much

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

How did High NRG Boy even get WRITTEN?!

 

[Jark]

I feel I’m gonna need an STD check after all this!

skip a step, go straight to the pharmacy and tell them you've CONTRACTED IT ALL!

 

[dmlaw]

Apparently, Moulin Rouge entered the Yugoslav pre-selections for Eurovision twice but weren't chosen. Good to see that national selection juries were making stupid decisions right back in the 80s.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It REALLY IS all kinds of astonishing.

 

[Zu]

I rather regret not nominating Sweet Connection’s ‘Need Your Passion’ now

ADD IT TO YOUR PLAYLISTS LADS

 

[Penelope]

To think they were all murdering each other within the decade. And not even with HIV!

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh my fucking tit slabs, HIGH ENERGY BOY. Such an exuberant camp drama, that chorus SHITS ON ALL. This version feels watered down though? Either way it kills all living souls

 

[Lucille]

OH IT NEVER ENDS

 

[Zu]

Is @ButterTart crying and being fondled in the toilets yet?

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine this competing against Celine. They could have been the voice of sinking ships and marrying your much older manager.

 

[Lucille]

SWEET JESUS.

 

[COB]

Is @ButterTart crying and being fondled in the toilets yet?

he lost his wallet and I was CONSOLING him

 

[FetchFugly]

Sinitta on BALES OF HAY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

AGOG, AGHAST, AND AGAPE

 

[Penelope]

168 VIEWS

 

[COB]

Just a warning, we're just ONE SONG AWAY from the most astonishing Sinitta video or indeed any video you may ever see.

Well you REALLY weren't wrong about this!

 

[Tisch]

Imagine this competing against Celine. They could have been the voice of sinking ships and marrying your much older manager.

Bebi Doll FOUND DEAD AND CRYING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

22 Sinitta - Hitchin A Ride

 

[Zu]

OMG RALF RENÉ MAUÉ PRODUCTION TIME!

 

[Tisch]

Can't believe Sinitta was just 9 here!

 

[dmlaw]

he lost his wallet and I was CONSOLING him

I think the problem was when you told him that you couldn't just give him the money for the taxi home and he'd have to do something for you first.

 

[COB]

Amazing to think she was only twelve here!

 

[COB]

Can't believe Sinitta was just 9 here!

Damn you

 

[Penelope]

Why on EARTH did she never ENTER EUROVISION?!

 

[Zu]

he lost his wallet and I was CONSOLING him

I BET

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Amazing to think she only ejaculate at this stage.

 

[Jark]

what CBBC INFOMERCIAL SWEET SYNTHY HELL IS THIS?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can't believe Sinitta was just 9 here!

Amazing to think she was only twelve here!

 

[Lucille]

THE CAT IN A BAG OFF ITS CHOPS.

 

[Tisch]

This is QUITE GOOD. I never realised she ever had any form of budget about £5!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why on EARTH did she never ENTER EUROVISION?!

I think she TRIED!

 

[Zu]

RIDE RIDE RIDE

 

[Penelope]

Good LORD that key change really breaches ALL SENSE OF TASTE AND DECORUM

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Sinitta serving big FAST FOOD ROCKERS energy with this visual

 

[dmlaw]

"The thumb goes up." What are you ACTUALLY singing about, Sinitta?

 

[Tisch]

I think she TRIED!

Lost to ESMA!

 

[Raining on Me]

I feel floored like my lips are mashed into the carpet at this point

 

[COB]

She was a mere zygote (but also getting RAILED BY DAVID ESSEX all night every night), what a woman!

 

[Jark]

never mind being concerned about your driver - if I picked up Sinitta (39, AT THE TIME OF THIS VIDEO SHOOT) I'd be WORRIED FOR MYSELF