Coronavirus (4 Viewers)

[Rita]

4000 deaths a day expected. HOLY SHIT.

 

[Nancy]

WE’RE ALL DOOMED

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh they are on. This SHITE is messing with my Strictly fix.

Oh I love Queen Vallance - she threw them under the bus a couple of months ago. I'm surprised they've not gotten rid of her!

Prof Whitty is okay. He's just not a natural public speaker.

 

[Mats]

These 3 give me the CREEPS.

HALLOWEEN INDEED.

 

[cwej]

Some of that data is freely available if any of you are interested in looking at it properly by the way...

Pretty much all of it is. Just tell us the FINDINGS. I've lost all patience with this disaster of a slideshow.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Chris Whitty fresh from his woodland burrow.

 

[Madison]

4000 deaths a day expected. HOLY SHIT.

Only in the absence of this super-lockdown.

 

[Star]

4000 deaths a day expected. HOLY SHIT.

This is all if there's no intervention right?

 

[Zu]

4000 deaths a day expected. HOLY SHIT.

More work for GRAVEDIGGERS

 

[lolly]

Not sure what the TV audience is, but apparently there are 700k people watching the BBC news website

 

[ButterTart]

I'm glad we're getting a proper announcement and not some torturously slow mumbling over an interminable Power Point presentation.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

4000 deaths a day expected. HOLY SHIT.

They should have locked us down 2 weeks ago until the end of the year to be honest.

But instead we'll get 4 weeks when it's already too late...

 

[Eddie]

ALERT: 2nd wave WORSE than 1st

Why are these slides snipped so you can't see the titles?!?! Is it just me?!

The BBC News Channel has corrected the ratio.

 

[Madison]

More work for GRAVEDIGGERS

Let’s start retraining those useless ballerinas NOW.

 

[Star]

They should have locked us down 2 weeks ago until the end of the year to be honest.

But instead we'll get 4 weeks when it's already too late...

EXACTLY this.

 

[monsta]

Peaking on Christmas Day.

Hopefully it takes me before Mrs Brown’s Boys airs.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

ALERT: 2nd wave WORSE than 1st


The BBC News Channel has corrected the ratio.

Hate to say I told you so but I showed this graph months ago before the first lockdown:

 

[Madison]

Are they confusing the TV audience with Tory MPs? We already understand why this is needed.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Basically first lockdown was for nothing. EAT OUT TO HELP OUT!!!!


Fucking wanker cunts.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The baffled loft installation (nicked) hasn't even spoken yet. What's he doing? Is he on his phone?

 

[Nancy]

HARRY HILL HAD A PROFESSOR CHRIS WHITTY PUPPET ON “THE LAST LEG” EARLIER IN THE YEAR AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

 

[Zu]

THANKS PATRICK

 

[Eddie]

FUCK OFF BORIS

 

[Star]

Back to the economy

 

[D5K]

I cannot believe how poorly-judged this is.

It's a Saturday evening, you don't interrupt it for a dry seminar.

 

[monsta]

Basically first lockdown was for nothing. EAT OUT TO HELP OUT!!!!


Fucking wanker cunts.

YAAAAAAAS RISHI SLAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!111

 

[Eddie]

TOO LATE AS PER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hate to say I told you so but I showed this graph months ago before the first lockdown:

Yes the second winter was infamously much worse.

It's established now.

 

[Madison]

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DETAILS YOU TWAT

 

[dmlaw]

This isn't an announcement. It's this prick desperately trying to justify his massive failures.

 

[GNL]

Johnson had definitely tuned out there.

 

[FetchFugly]

Stop trying to justify your previous failing policy and get on with it.

 

[cwej]

'Responsible Prime Minister'?!?!

He still believes passionately he did the right thing when all the health advisors told him to lockdown 6 weeks ago?!

He is completely unapologetic.

 

[Beverley]

'no responsible prime minister'

BITCH PLEASE

 

[Star]

THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR THANKS

 

[Eddie]

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DETAILS YOU TWAT

Just WAFFLE

 

[Madison]

Has something happened to his eyes?

 

[Eddie]

Has something happened to his eyes?

CORONAVIRUS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He looks REALLY BAD.

 

[Star]

Has something happened to his eyes?

I was thinking that!