POISON PEN'S COFFEE MORNING (10am)

[Zu]

Bit rude, that’s Penelope.

And after she got us these PRICEY BISCUITS as well!

 

[Penelope]

Does anyone have any thoughts on lying and/or liars? Particularly with reference to @Suomi

 

[ButterTart]

And after she got us these PRICEY BISCUITS as well!

I mean they’re off-brand but still delicious. Who doesn’t love a Barrybaldi or a Jelly Dodgem?

 

[Zu]

@Suomi told all my friends and family that I use marge NOT butter

 

[Zu]

I THINK LYING IS BAD AND ALSO NANCY STOLE MY LOGIN

 

[Penelope]

@Suomi abandoned me to go smoke weed with a friend the first time we ever went out and then I was pecked to death by vicious drag queens.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Omg I’m doing that today! Coming off the wagon again tomorrow because I shall be drinking/nibbling into the early hours.

Yes, I am treating it as a soft launch and will start properly after the US election

 

[Zu]

@Suomi abandoned me to go smoke weed with a friend the first time we ever went out and then I was pecked to death by vicious drag queens.

i did tell you to avoid that sort. They have VERY SHARP BEAKS

 

[Kate]

Sorry I’m late, the queue for TK Maxx was horrendous and I only just made the train at London Bridge after shoving some gay out the way who was rambling about being a teacher and STATEMENTS or something

 

[ButterTart]

@Suomi abandoned me to go smoke weed with a friend the first time we ever went out and then I was pecked to death by vicious drag queens.

@Suomi said my shed looked shit.

 

[Penelope]

i did tell you to avoid that sort. They have VERY SHARP BEAKS

I'll never go to the Star of Bethnal Green again!

 

[ButterTart]

@Suomi said my shed looked shit.

I should add that this was after I’d paid him £3000 to build it.

 

[Penelope]

Oh god is this FIZZLING OUT?

Right, that'll be £20 EACH FROM THE LOT OF YOU FOR THE BISCUITS. I declare @Suomi GUILTY and sentence him to DEATH BY KATE

 

[Zu]

Sorry girls but I‘ve just been punched by @Lucille in the toilet so I‘M LEAVING

 

[RS]

@RaspberrySwirl HINDWAYS UP AND SQUEALING in a LOCAL ABBATOIR

Do not tag me; I have no interest in reading this thread.

 

[GNL]

I'm just going to put some pastries in my handbag and then I'll be on my way.

 

[Penelope]

Do not tag me; I have no interest in reading this thread.

I should rather think so MID-SLAUGHTER

 

[ButterTart]

I’m still here, but only because you’ve hung a no exit sign over all of the doors as a cruel joke.

 

[Penelope]

I declare the coffee morning a resounding failure! None of you dare visit my property ever again!

 

[Eddie]

Well this turned out to be a NON-EVENT.

 

[Zu]

Do not tag me; I have no interest in reading this thread.

Oh DEAR

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I am enjoying the poll results. The coffee morning to massage her image has backfired spectacularly for @Penelope.


Poor love.

 

[Penelope]

I am enjoying the poll results. The coffee morning to massage her image has backfired spectacularly for @Penelope.


Poor love.

What can I say. As soon as I realised @Suomi wanted to be seen as more evil, my competitive instincts kicked in

 

[Eddie]

Anyone who serves up Sainsbury's Basics biscuits is the EPITOME of evil.

Alas this was never even up for debate.

 

[Penelope]

Oh yes, I'd forgot ALL ABOUT @Eddie's EXPENSIVE TASTE

 

[Eddie]

Too right!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh yes, I'd forgot ALL ABOUT @Eddie's EXPENSIVE TASTE

I've been in the Kylie listen threads.

@Eddie and Taste do not belong in the same sentence.

 

[Soldi]

Anyone who serves up Sainsbury's Basics biscuits is the EPITOME of evil.

Alas this was never even up for debate.

OH DO FUCK OFF

 

[Eddie]

I've been in the Kylie listen threads.

@Eddie and Taste do not belong in the same sentence.

We were ON THE SAME PAGE last night Zen.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We were ON THE SAME PAGE last night Zen.

My lack of taste has been well documented on this forum.

 

[Eddie]

My lack of taste has been well documented on this forum.

Poor @COB

 

[lolly]

So @Penelope has got the moopy burghers rowing about Kylie and biscuits

NICE WORK

 

[Zu]

Just to say a belated thank you to @Penelope for such a lovely coffee morning and what a relief it didn’t turn ugly

I’m ever so sorry about the dirty protest but it wasn’t me. I promised not to tell but @jivafox

 

[Lucille]

Well I’m glad Zu enjoyed it although I rather suspect it was because her mug was topped up with Soave the whole time.

 

[Phoenix]

Is this the daily thread? Moopy is so weird these days

 

[COB]

I missed this but hopefully someone remembered to take the MINUTES

 

[Zu]

Right, that'll be £20 EACH FROM THE LOT OF YOU FOR THE BISCUITS.

I was so amused by this, not least because they were blates Value but also because all proceeds will almost certainly end up in the pocket of Penelope’s current version of JIMMY NOIR

 

[Zu]

I missed this but hopefully someone remembered to take the MINUTES

I’ll host the next one

Mind you, you know me and my excitable promises. LIES LIES LIES

 

[OutSynk]

Is this the daily thread? Moopy is so weird these days

It’s the morning thread.

 

[lolly]

Just finished sobbing, FYI