US Election Week Results 2020

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I'm hopeful, but Biden slithering over the line in the literal last few moments of the vote count without the senate is hardly a THUMPING win

That ALSO remains to be seen as to whether it will even happen

 

[Tisch]

Biden needs to win two out of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania and it's mainly postal votes left to count which tend to favour Democrat. So it comes down to if he can pull the lead enough through them.

Really is down to the wire on this one

 

[jivafox]

Until Trump takes it to the Supreme Court and they rule in his favour

 

[Madison]

The Betfair odds have tightened notably over the last few hours.

Implied 54% of a Trump win.

 

[Tisch]

Until Trump takes it to the Supreme Court and they rule in his favour

Surely there will be literal ourltage if this happens? People dying on the streets. I know Trump is a bad bad man but he doesn't want than on his name... Does he?

 

[Bypass]

Just woke up.

BOLLOCKS this it too close for my liking. I mean I never thought a Biden victory was in the bag by any stretch, but it's so stressful to see it this down to the wire.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Surely there will be literal ourltage if this happens? People dying on the streets. I know Trump is a bad bad man but he doesn't want than on his name... Does he?

If Biden takes everything that it seems he will now, then I think it will be too difficult to overturn it through the courts.

 

[Rita]

God I don't want to get hopes up, but BIDEN JUST MOVED AHEAD IN WISCONSIN!

If he takes this, +Nevada (in the bag?) and one of Georgia or Michigan, he's won.

Why is Trump now hot favourite in betting odds then?

 

[jivafox]

Surely there will be literal ourltage if this happens? People dying on the streets. I know Trump is a bad bad man but he doesn't want than on his name... Does he?

Probably will take that more than he wants to lose the Presidency.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is Trump now hot favourite in betting odds then?

Because anyone can bet, including a large amount of people who don't know what they're on about. I really do advise disregarding them

 

[Rita]

The Betfair odds have tightened notably over the last few hours.

Implied 54% of a Trump win.

Paddypower has Trump at 8/11 and Biden at 11/10. Is that quite close?

 

[Tisch]

If Biden takes everything that it seems he will now, then I think it will be too difficult to overturn it through the courts.

He will persist though won't he. Shouting misspellings on twitter to all who will listen. I'm definitely a bit worried about what he could incite from the dark side of the twittersphere...

 

[Soldi]

Paddypower has Trump at 8/11 and Biden at 11/10. Is that quite close?

I’d say it’s looking a lot better for Biden than it did a few hours ago.

 

[Rita]

I’d say it’s looking a lot better for Biden than it did a few hours ago.

HOPEFULLY.

 

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Biden starting to close in on Trump in Michigan THANKFULLY, with about 15% of the vote left to be counted. Still to play for there.

EDIT 15% not 85%

 

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[ZenGiraffe]

He will persist though won't he. Shouting misspellings on twitter to all who will listen. I'm definitely a bit worried about what he could incite from the dark side of the twittersphere...

Oh yeah, the wider implications are still a shit show. But I'm currently confident that legally, Biden will win and be declared president after the electoral college votes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Biden starting to close in on Trump in Michigan THANKFULLY, with about 85% of the vote left to be counted. Still to play for there.

85% STILL to be counted? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?

 

[Dark Carnival]

85% STILL to be counted? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?

ATTENTION SEEKING WHORES

 

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SORRY! I meant 85% counted, 15% left to go

 

[COB]

OMG

 

[Dark Carnival]

SORRY! I meant 85% counted, 15% left to go

Oh

 

[Dark Carnival]

Waiting for Atlanta in Georgia is good news for Biden

 

[Rita]

I can’t wait for the inevitable Trump MELTDOWN. Look up definition of sore loser and he is it.

 

[Madison]

Crossover on Betfair. Biden is now favourite again.

 

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Waiting for Atlanta in Georgia is good news for Biden

Biden had Ms Juicy's VOTE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This may be why we don't have a Wisconsin declaration yet.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did anyone take Trump's victory announcement seriously? Or is everyone just ignoring him?

 

[Soldi]

I can’t wait for the inevitable Trump MELTDOWN. Look up definition of sore loser and he is it.

Are you joining us today hun? Opened the breakfast wine?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Biden had Ms Juicy's VOTE

The one that COUNTS

 

[Dark Carnival]

This may be why we don't have a Wisconsin declaration yet.

 

[Jark]

HOW LOVELY to JOKE about POOR DEAD MEREDITH!

NOT that you'd expect any different from CARTWHEELIN' FOXY KNOXY

 

[Madison]

Paddypower has Trump at 8/11 and Biden at 11/10. Is that quite close?

Probably. If I was in charge, I’d ban traditional odds.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Probably. If I was in charge, I’d ban traditional odds.

I always need a nearby heterosexual to tell me what proper odds mean. It just doesn't stick in my head at all

 

[Rita]

Are you joining us today hun? Opened the breakfast wine?

I would love to darling, but I am heading to the shops.

 

[Suomi]

Last night I dreamt that Biden won Florida and it’s like my brain woke me up to check this was true, and obviously it wasn’t. Tried to sleep again but then dreamt Biden won Texas and went through the same procedure. I then woke up at 3, 4, 5 and just couldn’t sleep.

 

[Rita]

BREAKFAST WINE? I love how Moopy thinks I am an OLD LUSH. I prefer the term FULLY FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Last night I dreamt that Biden won Florida and it’s like my brain woke me up to check this was true, and obviously it wasn’t. Tried to sleep again but then dreamt Biden won Texas and went through the same procedure. I then woke up at 3, 4, 5 and just couldn’t sleep.

DON'T DO ANY MORE DREAMING

 

[SDF]

Last night I dreamt that Biden won Florida and it’s like my brain woke me up to check this was true, and obviously it wasn’t. Tried to sleep again but then dreamt Biden won Texas and went through the same procedure. I then woke up at 3, 4, 5 and just couldn’t sleep.

did you dream about statements winning too?

 

[Suomi]

did you dream about statements winning too?

no but the day before the 1 minute clip of the rehearsal was uploaded I dreamt about it, and imagined it without hearing it