RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (3 Viewers)

[COB]

SMARMY

SMUG

 

[ZenGiraffe]

PRONOUNCING NICHE TO RHYME WITH BITCH

 

[big ron]

Matt lucas

IN CAPITALS OR IT DOESN'T COUNT

 

[big ron]

PRONOUNCING NICHE TO RHYME WITH BITCH

FUCKING YES

 

[big ron]

BLAME THE YANKS

 

[big ron]

YANKS

 

[Zu]

CLIQUE pronounced CLICK

NO NO NO

 

[COB]

Also "clique" pronounced like "click"

 

[COB]

CLIQUE pronounced CLICK

NO NO NO

 

[Zu]

MOST AMERICAN SPELLINGS UNLESS I CAN USE THEM FOR COMEDY PURPOSES

 

[Zu]

SCARY. Perhaps we‘re ASTRAL TWINS

 

[Ellie]

CHEQUE SPELLED AS CHECK

ALSO PEOPLE WHO STILL USE CHEQUES.

 

[Zu]

CHEQUE SPELLED AS CHECK

ALSO PEOPLE WHO STILL USE CHEQUES.

I think my infamously non-confrontational salon-owning friend still accepts CHEQUES from passive-aggressive clients. I‘d tell ‘em to shove it

 

[lolly]

I think me infamously non-confrontational salon-owning friend still accepts CHEQUES from passive-aggressive clients. I‘d tell ‘em to shove it

I mean, why not TROLL ALONG to the post office and get a POSTAL ORDER?

 

[Ellie]

I mean, why not TROLL ALONG to the post office and get a POSTAL ORDER?

Some people STILL do this. It’s been exactly 8 years since we last accepted them as a form of payment at work but they still occasionally come in.

 

[lolly]

Some people STILL do this. It’s been exactly 8 years since we last accepted them as a form of payment at work but they still occasionally come in.

You can STILL BUY THEM?

Can you still round them up using postage stamps?

 

[Zu]

You can STILL BUY THEM?

Can you still round them up using postage stamps?

I always enjoyed having to pay extra on top for the PRIVILEGE

 

[Ellie]

You can STILL BUY THEM?

Can you still round them up using postage stamps?

I believe so. Utterly baffled WHY they’re still a thing.

 

[lolly]

I think the last time I used a postal order, it was to buy a LEMON BUCKS FIZZ SWEATSHIRT from the fan club. And then my grandmother RUINED it by ironing over Mike Nolan in his lovely kimono

 

[Ellie]

I think they’re reserved for that small section of society that manage to function without bank accounts.

 

[Zu]

I think the last time I used a postal order, it was to buy a LEMON BUCKS FIZZ SWEATSHIRT from the fan club. And then my grandmother RUINED it by ironing over Mike Nolan in his lovely kimono

Oh my mum ruined my Blondie t-shirt by doing the same thing

 

[Lucille]

HOLLYOAKS.

 

[Zu]

And people wonder why we ARE AS WE ARE!

 

[Zu]

THOUGHTLESS IRONING

 

[lolly]

Oh my mum ruined my Blondie t-shirt by doing the same thing

OMG - and then Mike Nolan flew through a coach windscreen and fell into a coma, and Chris Stein succumbed to that strange autoimmune disease

 

[Zu]

OMG - and then Mike Nolan flew through a coach windscreen and fell into a coma, and Chris Stein succumbed to that strange autoimmune disease

Thanks, mum! Thanks, nan!

 

[Zu]

MAKE rather than BRAND

SO FRIGHTFULLY COMMON

 

[Diddy]

PEOPLE WHO WAIT AT PELICAN CROSSINGS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

CRETINOUS SCUM

also PEOPLE WHO DONT WAIT AT PELICAN CROSSINGS AFTER PRESSING THE BUTTON

SELFISH TWATS

 

[Diddy]

MOST AMERICAN SPELLINGS UNLESS I CAN USE THEM FOR COMEDY PURPOSES

oh I don’t know, now I’m confronted with it all the time, I think the American spelling makes a lot more SENSE usually

doesn’t mean I want to use it though

 

[SystemAddict]

CHEQUE SPELLED AS CHECK

ALSO PEOPLE WHO STILL USE CHEQUES.

Also, people who aren't American and use MATH rather than MATHS.

 

[jyxz]

Nasal hair

 

[Nancy]

FLESH COLOURED FACEMASKS THAT MAKE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEY ARE TALKING OUT OF A VAGINA

 

[Nancy]

WHEN I TYPE A POST USING LOWER CASE THEN REMEMBER IT SHOULD BE IN ALL CAPS SO HAVE TO DELETE IT ALL AND TYPE IT AGAIN

 

[Lucille]

DYED BEARDS

 

[Lucille]

TOPPING

 

[big ron]

PATRICK?

 

[Rita]

AWKWARDNESS

I am usually quite good at combatting it but not with my ex husband. Every time he comes here he seems to POP IN as my son has to show him something EVERY TIME. I can’t be around his smarmy ways so it is a given rule that he does not enter the living area. You don’t see ME poking around his house when I go to drop my son off. Just FUCK OFF!

 

[Ellie]

DRAMA QUEENS. Obviously.

Latest one from flatmate is making a HUGE deal over a new tenant downstairs buying a new wireless doorbell, assuming we will now “NEVER” get any deliveries because delivery people would never hit the right bell. That was weird and just untrue.

Then when she’s expecting an actual delivery and gets told it’s arriving early in the morning, she doesn’t listen out for it and misses it anyway - but the things she orders that she’s so desperate to get are weirdly common things you can pick up in any supermarket anyway. The current one is light bulbs. When I buy bulbs I will get a whole pack (the ones in my bedroom and the other rooms are different kinds otherwise I would gladly give her some) and always keep spares, but she waits until every bulb has blown before thinking of getting any more so now that’s become a DRAMA.

I’m just going to buy her some bloody light bulbs from the shop today.

 

[Rita]

OH ELLIE. You have the patience of a SAINT.

 

[lolly]

DRAMA QUEENS. Obviously.

How have you managed on dot/moopy for over twenty years?