STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OUT - KYLIE AND CHER

[Nancy]

(plus a few others)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

(plus a few others)

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS.

 

[Jark]

that surely is not true

 

[Rita]

You know when they say it sounds too good to be true? It usually is.

 

[Sheena]

Cher loves a BBC charity single

 

[funky]

Why are the charity song choices so blindingly uninspired and predictable?

It’s like they’re trying to appeal to the broadest base to make as much money as... oh.

but still. Crap choice.

 

[SDF]

Is it disco?

 

[SDF]

Also Jess Glynne

 

[Nancy]

Also Jess Glynne

KYLIE AND CHER WILL SURELY BE THE TWO BIGGEST SELLING POINTS

 

[Nancy]

RACHEL STEVENS IS APPARENTLY PLAYING THE TRIANGLE ON THE TRACK

 

[SDF]

Kelle Bryan TBC

 

[Rita]

Is this a cover of OASIS?

 

[SDF]

Justice 4 Leona

 

[Nancy]

SOPHIE LAWRENCE WAITING FOR HER CALL

 

[SDF]

Alexandra Burke turned down for being too much of a dick sadly

 

[COB]

Justice 4 Leona

Yes, Leona's version is lovely! I'm going to listen to it RIGHT NOW in fact.

 

[monsta]

WTF IS AN AVA MAX?

 

[Nancy]

WTF IS AN AVA MAX?

STRONGER THAN AN AVA LITE

 

[straightorbroken]

If homosexual DJs get the acapellas for remixing, please oh please give us the 2 headliners on their own, together. Prayers for this world, etc.

 

[Eddie]

Oh FFS. UNLESS ITS A TITS OUT DISCO VERSION I couldn’t care less.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is real, although not QUITE the Kylie and Cher duet we were promised

https://www.officialcharts.com/char...rt-out-cover-for-bbc-children-in-need__31577/

 

[Eddie]

Is there anyone under 40 in that lineup?

 

[Lucille]

THIS IS SO HOMOPHOBIC.

 

[Lucille]

ARE THE TORIES BEHIND THIS?

 

[ButterTart]

What the fuck is KSI doing on there?

 

[Voodoo]

Kylie is stanning for Cher.

 

[ButterTart]

That photo on the bottom right looks like she's tumbled out of a wheelchair and she's trying to make it to the phone.

 

[Jark]

That photo on the bottom right looks like she's tumbled out of a wheelchair and she's trying to make it to the phone.

calling the record label with a new idea for a deluxe vinyl picture disc and signed cassette BUNDLE to bleed the fans dry with her dying breath no doubt

 

[Eddie]

That photo on the bottom right looks like she's tumbled out of a wheelchair and she's trying to make it to the phone.

BT on his FINAL WARNING

 

[VoR]

Sorry Cher and Kylie, but this is one of the worst rackets I've ever heard in my life.

 

[Jark]

it's absolutely fucking dreadful



I'm actually AGOG!

it's certainly no Stand Up For Cancer

 

[Nancy]

I LIKE IT

 

[Jark]

WHY are they literally singing one line at a time and then moving onto somebody with a VASTLY different voice immediately? It's basically a ONE-WAY WHIPLASH CAROUSEL TO HELL.

Only Cher, Kylie and Ava Max sound good.

 

[Jark]

I don't know what she's having done or not but she is ageing phenomenally well these days

 

[HeLikedTurner]

There’s too much to-ing and fro-ing, but otherwise it’s...ok. Cher is the saving grace!

 

[COB]

Queen Leona still the definitive version of this then.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm not going to make any special effort to listen to this.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well I hope they all REEP WHAT THEY SOW.

 

[Eddie]

 

[Zu]

I always forget that MIss Leo did a version of this and my God it really is STUNNING

*plays on repeat for the next two hours*

*ends up crying on the floor*

Mind you I like the original as well but I then I do quite like Oasis. I threw away my Guide To Defining Your Music Tastes If You're A Bummer when I had that strange turn some years ago and thought I might be turning bisexual