CHOOSE A HETEROSEXUAL MAN

[Nancy]

(COULD ALSO BE BISEXUAL)

IMAGINE (IF YOU’RE NOT ALREADY) THAT YOU ARE A HETEROSEXUAL WOMAN (COULD ALSO BE BISEXUAL) ..... WHICH MAN WOULD YOU LIKE TO ENTER INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH?

 

[Nancy]

I THINK I WOULD GO FOR ROB BRYDON

 

[Kate]

CAN I CHOOSE A GAY MAN

 

[Nancy]

CAN I CHOOSE A GAY MAN

NO

 

[Lucille]

I DON’T FUCK WITH STRAIGHT GUYS.

ANYMORE.

 

[RJN]

Brandon Flowers (specifically 10 years ago)

 

[Zu]

BILL BAILEY FOR ME PLEASE

 

[Zu]

I THINK I WOULD GO FOR ROB BRYDON

Is it his all pervading sense of evil?

 

[GNL]

Brandon Flowers (specifically 10 years ago)

Oh yes

 

[Nancy]

REMEMBER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP HERE, PERHAPS LEADING TO MARRIAGE AND CHILDREN (IF YOU SO DESIRE)

 

[GNL]

I guess not wishing to become a Mormon might be a deal breaker with B-Flowers

 

[Kate]

NO

FINE THEN I WILL HAVE GREG DAVIES PLEASE

 

[octophone]

What's this SHIT?

 

[lolly]

ARTHUR MULLARD PLEASE

 

[jivafox]

Matthew McConaughey.

 

[Nancy]

ARTHUR MULLARD PLEASE

WHO’S THAT?

 

[Zu]

ARTHUR MULLARD PLEASE

Famously a DEMON FOR THE ANAL

SLUT

 

[lolly]

WHO’S THAT?

Like Les Dawson, but more well hung

 

[Nancy]

FINE THEN I WILL HAVE GREG DAVIES PLEASE

GOOD CHOICE!

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT STARTING A FAMILY WITH GREG (THROUGH GIVING BIRTH YOURSELF OR ADOPTION)?

 

[dUb]

Paul Cattermole in the Never Had A Dream Come True video not First Dates

 

[Zu]

REMEMBER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP HERE, PERHAPS LEADING TO MARRIAGE AND CHILDREN (IF YOU SO DESIRE)

Chosen on that basis although I‘d swap children for dogs

This post has been brought to you by the @RaspberrySwirl video collection

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Didn't Arthur Mullard regularly rape his daughter?

Or was that just a Sunscreem lyric?

 

[Kate]

GOOD CHOICE!

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT STARTING A FAMILY WITH GREG (THROUGH GIVING BIRTH YOURSELF OR ADOPTION)?

HELL NO

FUCK CHILDREN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FUCK CHILDREN

SWAP?

 

[RJN]

I guess not wishing to become a Mormon might be a deal breaker with B-Flowers

I was going to agree with this, but really, if he wanted to marry me, would I actually say no? I doubt it

 

[Kate]

I‘d swap children for dogs

SAME

 

[Zu]

Why am I getting the sense that this thread is a mere three posts away from mention of the dreaded BABY ROLLO?

 

[lolly]

I'm sorry Arthur, but I'm not losing my DAINTY WAIST for children.

 

[Nancy]

I THINK I WOULD AVOID THE SHANE RICHIES OF THE WORLD

 

[lolly]

I would love to give birth to a litter of kittens or puppies though <3

 

[Nancy]

I COULD BE TEMPTED TO SETTLE DOWN AND START A FAMILY WITH MARTIN KEMP THOUGH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why am I getting the sense that this thread is a mere three posts away from mention of the dreaded BABY ROLLO?

Rollo is dead. I stamped on the little cunt.

 

[RS]

If I were a heterosexual woman, I wouldn’t be in a relationship; I’d be a whore.

 

[Zu]

If I were a heterosexual woman, I wouldn’t be in a relationship; I’d be a whore.

Oh God everyone, just think of the constant BOOB JOBS

 

[GNL]

If I were a heterosexual woman, I wouldn’t be in a relationship; I’d be a whore.

This reads like one of those ads on pornhub.

My husband is DEAD. I don't want love, I want CUM.

 

[Rita]

FREDDIE FLINTOFF.

 

[big ron]

Brandon Flowers (specifically 10 years ago)

DOESNT DRINK. FUCK THAT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Me trying to choose a heterosexual man to marry

 

[Star]

Mr Star

 

[floppet]

Oooh Rob Lowe. Or Chris Hemsworth (as Thor but not fat Thor).